Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 16, 2012 / Posted by:

There’s only two rules I usually follow when picking HSOTD and one is that if it’s not an inanimate object, they have to currently be alive enough to accept a HSOTD plaque if I held a ceremony in their honor in the conference room of a Super 8 somewhere. The other rule is that if they are a living and breathing human creature, they have to be old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes, so they can slip a cig out of the box, light it and burn me in the neck with it if they don’t like the shit I write about them. (Yeah, that’s not a weird STD rash on my neck. It’s cig burns.) That being said, today’s HSOTD is currently of legal HS age, but he wasn’t in the video he’s getting HS accolades for. So I’m only sort of breaking the rules.

While most of us young gays were privately Voguing in our bedrooms in 1992, this future Glittery Gay of YouTube took it to the dance floor at his Bar Mitzvah. He killed two birds with one swish by making this a “coming into manhood dance” AND his coming out dance. He splashed kosher glitter in everyone’s eyes with his moves and made me Google “What’s Yiddish for GLAMOUR?!” when he turned around and showed us the airbrushed masterpiece on his back. Face framing your way into manhood is the only way to enter into manhood.

And this teenager grew up to become Marcus Bachmann.

No, this is Shaun Sperling and he’s a lawyer in Chicago now. If he did this number as his closing statement in court, he’d win every case.

via Mashable (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

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