Bitch Goes Down: The Little Monster Edition
While Lady Gaga strolled through the lobby of her hotel in Romania, somebody came at her ass and surprisingly it wasn't a ragey PETAhead trying to turn her into CaCa cakes by dropping Gold Medal flour on her head. It was one of her Little Monsters who probably quit his job and used the last leu (Note: Yes, that was me who just Googled "How do you say 'dollar' in Romanian talk?") in his bank account to travel to her hotel and sleep in front all night to meet her dumb ass. How does he get greeted? Bitch was forced to make out with the glass before getting body slammed to the floor. Damn, and all for CaCa's ass. Not worth it.
It's just CaCa's, it's not the damn Queen. Those bodyguard acted like CaCa was Anderson Cooper and that crazy fan was me. You know who should've been tackled to the floor and dragged back to her room? CaCa, because she needs to change that outfit. Who does she think she is? This ain't Big Business and you ain't Bette Midler, bitch.
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Withy, I was disappointed, too!! I really wanted to see Caca fall!!
She's definitely letting her true colors show lately. She's giving Goopy a run for her money in pretensiousness.
Bitch deserved it for being a little monster. Have another doughnut while you are down on the floor fat ass.
I loathe this piece of shit.
At least she isn't as popular as she once was.
The world would be a better place if we didnt have to know about this dumbass.
Loopy, remember you're a lady!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh dearie me, my name and photo will be all over the paps a-gain. Whatever shall I do? I'm sure I have the appropriate costume for this.
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This bitch. Yeah, that poor Romanian bear came at her like a crazed lunatic, but once everyone realized he was just holding a piece of paper she could have checked to see if he was ok. Or at least said "Better luck next time bitch!" At least something for the poor gay's effort.
what do you expect from an upper west side trust fund cum dumpsters?
she pretends to be "the people" and loves all her "little monsters" but she is just an uppity mole from the upper west side, just like those girls i met at barneys.
this is the same bitch who loves kim kardassian, so they are two different people but same whore brush.
the bitch is clever at marketing, she knows how to seek out these "little monsters" and make them feel all special.....until one of them wants an autograph, and she just flinches with her "ew ew ew get away from me" thought.
but i gotta say, the first guy in the blue suit!! *whistles* hello there!! love the blue suit, white shirt combo! perfect, crisp!!
and the bodyguard is A-grade muscle beef, tackle me down baby, ill spread them for ya and you can do a cavity search --- with your dick!
Her bodyguard is hot.
So since the "album of the decade" (BTW) WASN'T the album of the decade (le snort!)She's put away the costumes? Now she's pretending to be sophisticated.
Ok then. Good luck with that Madge-oops! Stephanie.
Blech!
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She sure loves her little monsters except when they want to get near her lol. Her body language is truly telling, she's like eww don't touch me.
That hottie before her, wouldn't be a sister or something would she?! She kinda looks like her and has a body guard too? Please no, let it be some assistant! lol
CaCa is such a fool!
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"You know who should've been tackled to the floor and dragged back to her room? CaCa, because she needs to change that outfit. Who does she think she is? This ain't Big Business and you ain't Bette Midler, bitch."
Is all that need to be said about this unimportant Caca twat.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:56pm.
I was just going to comment on that. I wish had been her that got body slammed.
Mabel - hahaha ah pilgrim clown lmao !
She's as hideous as Formica ... Ugh.
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I can't help it... that was hilarious
If this had gone down in the good ol' U.S.of A., dude would have signed with Gloria Alred, gotten a settlement and a reality TV deal before renta-a-thug took his shoe off dude's neck. But in Romania, you just pick up your phone and walk your bearish ass out the revolving door.
We also live in a world where people go cardiac over baby Beiber, just to keep things in perspective. These are mthrfking regular people without all the glam makeup and media exposure. Never will understand the hysterical fan mentality.
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Did you see her move back and make the pearl clutching pose like her fan was dirty or something? Damn, she really thinks she's something. Bitch.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:32pm.
Yes little one! I think she noticed the camera also being on her and she was trying to pull down her shorts...those legs though!
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Kashkade Krist, I thought this bitch's 15 minutes was over.
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She really has lost it since McQueen isnt giving her wierd ideas.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ugh. Who even likes this thing anymore? She can banish to the level of hate that I normally reserve for Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian, her two BFFS. Fucking wannabe.
Her costume is retarted*. LOOK AT MEEE!
* "Retarded" is not a politically correct term to use. . "Retarted" is perfectly fine, though.
Also, I admire the simplicity of the Little Romanian Monster's approach. The stans were waiting in a cluster around the one door. So he goes in the other. Fucking perfection.
Well, the fan really was moving in an alarming way. If someone bum-rushed ME like that, it would have been kick nuts or run away. The way she daintily waved away his bullish charge cracked me the hell up.
Her bodyguard did the right thing, IMO. Do you know how many deranged fans she must have?
I'm glad some of her assholiness is coming to light but no one's made a point of mentioning Elton attacking Madonna is mainly attributed to her.
She's always touting herself as being beyond mere mortal pettiness and negative sentiments yet she hasn't told him to stop bashing her. Perez Hilton bashes people on her behalf too and her damn fans, she just acts through other people. She's not nearly that enlightened.
As always, she looks fucking ridiculous. She is a clown. A clown who has managed to convince the dimwitted that she's worth worshiping.
She would have stuck around and had nuncheon with him, BUT, the Mayflower was about to set sail.
Oh uh my kindle messing up....who tha hell wants her autograph????
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Useless. Unless Gaga busts her noggin open, i dont need to see it...
Who the hell wants a lady gags (<<
MK, I thought Bitch goes down was CaCa! *Disappoint* Bette Midler! lmao
@SFRB, (Arm = Vagina) LOL twist ending.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:28pm.
Fuck Gag-me who is that hottie that strolled out just before her?
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Manimal, you mean the girl with fabulous long legs in white shorts? Now she was a stunner!
I make shit at work but damn, I could not live the life of a celebrity. I lurve my anonymity.
Fuck Gag-me who is that hottie that strolled out just before her?
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Looks fake to me.
Yeah, but she nailed the pilgrim clown look.
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I don't know why one of my smartest friends likes her. She's what happens when I pet my cat and then forget and scratch my arm and then it gets all red and it itches(ARM = VAGINA)
Ru ro , no the little monsters are really going to be pissed.