Bitch Goes Down: The Little Monster Edition
While Lady Gaga strolled through the lobby of her hotel in Romania, somebody came at her ass and surprisingly it wasn't a ragey PETAhead trying to turn her into CaCa cakes by dropping Gold Medal flour on her head. It was one of her Little Monsters who probably quit his job and used the last leu (Note: Yes, that was me who just Googled "How do you say 'dollar' in Romanian talk?") in his bank account to travel to her hotel and sleep in front all night to meet her dumb ass. How does he get greeted? Bitch was forced to make out with the glass before getting body slammed to the floor. Damn, and all for CaCa's ass. Not worth it.
It's just CaCa's, it's not the damn Queen. Those bodyguard acted like CaCa was Anderson Cooper and that crazy fan was me. You know who should've been tackled to the floor and dragged back to her room? CaCa, because she needs to change that outfit. Who does she think she is? This ain't Big Business and you ain't Bette Midler, bitch.
via TMZ
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We tie this into GaGa and her Shirley temple sailor dress ... How?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:57am.
nooo nooo, not banged like a picture frame, its "nailed against the wall like a picture frame" :P
I'm somewhere between 89 things I didn't know about juggalos.. And Mickeys experience with gymnastics fap... So I'll get there.
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Gaga is the worst with her fans.. what a bitch.. She didn't give a fock
Veryoldbat, we wish lol No the guard, all purely on the level he was just searching Loopy, nothing more! Ask him with what! ;)
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Hey Within.. Sweetness and light.. Is it you or Loopy that wants to get banged like a picture frame...danger danger manhole ahead.. Lmao
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:46am.
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Saw that hehehehe. Yes, Loopy said only one word would fit and he'd spell it wrong with a mirror! An arrow could work too! lollool
FICK ME!
Hi veryoldbat!
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I love her pearl-clutching, old-lady reaction. Like this has never happened before and why would some person come up to her. Some dirty unwashed peasant.
Oh, Stefanie. You are nothing without the people. Be gracious, because it will come back to bite you in the ass.
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@ Within.. Danger Danger Manhole Ahead... Did I catch that correctly? ::: grins
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Off with her head! People with this much ego are offensive to the eye. Get real woman, you can hold a tune and play a bit of piano. It's not like you painted the Mona Lisa, wrote the Matheus Passion, designed the Sagrada Família or built the Great Wall of China.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Looks like she was in on it?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:22am.
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ooops ya, draw a bullseye then, that's ok backwards? :p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:20am.
lol yes i saw that, um my ass isnt that big to write all those messages.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:13am.
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Yes, but read below that. 1:04am was for you! LOL read that!
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Hey Sal!! Have you weighed in on CaCa? Mani6 and Little_Rascal noticed the leggy hottie walking ahead of CaCa. Very smart of them.
Figured the crazies got you down today! Glad that's not the case! haha :)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:06am.
are you loling at the spelt backwards thing with the mirror? lol i cant believe you didnt think about that!!! what kinda of a message writer are you?? this is one of life's many lessons, never write a message on you infront of a mirror cuz the person who is reading it, will see it backwards and dont know WTF you are on about.
i learnt that from experience lol
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:06am.
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Withiiiiiiiiin hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! :D
So, so sorry! :S How's everything?!
(Sal is very serious today, he didn't notice any hello's we left him... mmm)
*keeps on dying of laughter at Loopy*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:56am.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
!EREH HCTID GID
!DAEHA ELOHNAM
!REGNAD REGNAD
*you kill me, lololol*
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It's an embarrassment to human kind that this manufactured empty vessel has a fanbase. I wouldn't put past her that the whole thing was staged.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
WTF is this dumb cunt wearing?
It looks like a cheap Alexis Carrington costume that cost $20 at a discount Halloween store.
I'm sure her stupid fans think she deserves to be on best dressed lists for it though.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:52am.
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She has lawyer fans? oh, I don't know much about corporate lawyers Loop... ☺☺☺ I'm drawing a complete blank... HAHAHAHHA
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:52am.
um within a mirror is no good, cuz it will be spelt backwards :P like "ECNALUBAM" is AMBULANCE, so his gonna need a rear vision mirror to see what im trying to tell him, and thats too much effort lol.
"EREH HCRAES" see? wont work, im gonna need assistance to write on my ass cheeks lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:34am.
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*Hands loopy a permanent marker and mirror to mark the spots* (hint hint... temporary butt tattoo) Would that work? lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:49am.
i know of closet corporate lawyer lesbians who love her and think she is a breath of fresh air. lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:32am.
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Interesting theory but even her monster fans must be tired of her. She is 100% manufactured not alternative. Without the artifice, sitting at a piano, people might listen again but she has become a joke!
@RandéS, yes! With the ego and LaChaylo pointing to her "Schnoz" I've no idea how she manages to stand up. ;p
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Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:32am.
Also, Lady Tampon needs to wear just jeans and a t shirt just ONCE. Stupid twat... who cares that you're dressed ridiculous everyday?
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It's what happens when someone watches too many Dynasty reruns and gets it in their head that they can pull of the Alexis Colby look and attitude.
Clue: she can't.
I was expecting some Bobby Trendy type queen to ambush her...not some middle aged pudge-kin. That's creeping me out more than it should.
Why does that fan ambush look like staged to me?
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I wish it was CaCa that took the tumble.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:24am.
ill even get crayons and draw arrows on my ass cheeks "search here" just incase he doesnt understand me.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:31am.
lmao her schnoz throws her off balance... and her various head ornaments!
She's top-heavy with ego.
That was gay. He could have just waited with the rest of the crowd. Geez.
Also, Lady Tampon needs to wear just jeans and a t shirt just ONCE. Stupid twat... who cares that you're dressed ridiculous everyday? You don't even believe your own hype, more than likely.
LaChay & How dare you, LOL
lmao her schnoz throws her off balance... and her various head ornaments! hahaha
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"and you ain't Bette Midler, bitch"
Isn't that the truth! Talent wise, she isn't a pimple on Bette Midler's ass.
Loopy, no you "ain't being too subtle" hahaha Soft hands could leave his post and do his full cavity search on you and Bugface wouldn't even notice. Make him take off his jeans first though. And do the skyscraper with his jacket on! olol ;)
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Gaga supports the fur industry in the name of her shallow, naive coldness hence I looked at this article hoping to see Gaga fall on her stupid ass. That is ok tho, her day shall come.
She hangs out in a bar in the Lower East side sometimes and she is always super nice to everyone (even though her bodyguard is a dick).
That fan was running at her - sorry he deserved that. He could have had a knife. She is finally starting to get on my nerves though.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:08am.
There is no shame in laughing at the stupidity of celebrities. It is the Dlisted way.
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Don't start none and they'll be none.
All he wanted was a signature...
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:44pm.
Well, the fan really was moving in an alarming way
Im with you on this one Hekki. Don't care for her music at all and thinks she's 90% marketing.
But saying that, there are crazy people out there.
That fan was out of line IMO
Within, the Heathrow video was the Shiz!!!
Don't feel guilty. Bitch should know better. I think her schnoz also throws her off balance lol!
I half expected her to go "Ugh! As if!".
Ya LaChaylo! Did you see when she fell at Heathrow? With those ridiculous shoes? I wouldn't normally laugh cuz you could break an ankle but she keeps wearing walking in heels that are higher than her, so her falls are guilt-free LMAO ROTFL *except for the one where she hit her head* #deepshame
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:03am.
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i just hope everything with the bodyguard is in proportion, if i aint being subtle *gulp*
I loathe this bish too, I had a teacher that was an ugly old bitch who was also a pain in the ass, she taught fashion illustration, anyhoe she would also dress in fucking ugly costumes like this bish
they always have this I am special attitude, when really this is the only way homely bottom bitches like them can get any attention
I can't stand Lady CooCoo and her ugly attitude, she is only 24 or something and acts like she is some deep philosopher,but she can't even form proper sentences in writing. Fuck her up the ass!
Don't start none and they'll be none.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:53pm.
Loopy, remember you're a lady!
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right yes, *adjusts pearls, sips tea with pinky pointed out*
OMG at BabbyDaddy's avatar I cant!
Meanwhile...this bitch still has fans?
Don't start none and they'll be none.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:42pm.
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Yeah the body guards for the mole were grade A beef! Hers especially! woooof
And tongue Loop, don't forget his long muscly tongue! olol ;P
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