RPattz Is Getting Free Food From Everybody
And vampires don't even eat food!
Jon Stewart started a food giveaway trend on Monday night when he gave Robert Pattinson a pint of Ben & Jerry's to try break the awkward ice. George Stethoscope-olous tried to do the same thing on Good Whoring America today by giving RPattz a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (more like Cinnamon Toast BARF!) and it really didn't work out as well. Just like Jon Stewart, George didn't bring up Kirsten Stewart's name, but he did tip toe around the subject and it became clear that RPattz would rather shampoo his hair than talk about personal shit. George and RPattz's awkward intro about "you know what" went like this:
George: Your performance in Cosmopolis blah blah blah and I want to get to it, but I know you know this, I gotta get the elephant in the room out of the way. Everybody just wants to know, how are you doing and what do you want your fans to know about what's going on? In your personal life?
RPattz: I mean, you know... They seem pretty excited about kind of whatever. I'd like my fans to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch only has 30 calories a bowl in it, for instance. Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth is irrelevant.
Yeah, that went well. I love how talking to RPattz has turned every talk show host, journalist, reporter, whatever into his mom and they're afraid of cracking his precious snowflake skin. I kept waiting for George to say shit like, "Are you sure you're okay? Have you been pooping regularly? That might help. Do you want a grilled cheese? I'll cut the edges off. How about a warm compress for your tummy? A lavender bath? You know you'll always be my beautiful angel, right?"
I mean, is it that serious? Just get it over with and shout at him, "Do you hate the tramp or it this just the STUNT QUEEN stunt of all STUNT QUEEN stunts?" This is just getting out of hand. There are children starving and we're giving all of our food to RPattz! He better start his own food bank.
Here's RPattz strolling around NYC last night and you can't tell from these pictures, but even the starving homeless people are throwing cakes and cookies at him.
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Ahhhh my sparkly vampire needs to go to Honey Boo Boo's home and get some food...dude is too skinny!!!
Also, he needs to put all the HO's shit in the mini cooper and burn it all...being single is looking good on him, at least he has a good excuse now to look and smell like a hobo:"i'm going throgh a painful breakup" yeah right..I can be you rebound skank and seriously, where the hell is NUTTY MADAM???
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my god, he is soooooooooooooo ugly! fuck sake, why is he sooo ugly and why do idiot girls and their old mothers cream their panties over this ugly shit?
They never fucked or sucked...she no likey men! This acting.... God!?! R his "fans" this stupid...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 6:57pm.
Reading comprehension fail.
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Actually it's not a reading comprehension fail, you're turning to semantics to prove a point made that you cannot back up. And it wasn't 3/4 - math fail (to echo your immaturity).
You spoke about the protagonist first, then saying it was stupid. You referred to SMeyer. I responded to that saying that the entire plot of the book is ridiculous and not meant to be taken literally.
Then you spoke of the prose, and if I am not mistaken prose is WRITTEN - the book is written by a man.
DUH!
You don't give a crap about the book yet continue having opinions of it. Did you even read it? It seems to me like you are more bent out of shape because of who the author is and what praise he's gotten, or whatever literary circles he belongs to - which sounds an awful lot like the very circle of people you are ridiculing.
Let me guess: "comprehension fail!"
He's bi, right? And and Coop should get together and console each other, then send us the tape : )
This whole post is hilarious:
"a lavender bath?"
Kristen got bashed for speaking out publicly. He takes the hint and keeps mum, people are ready to endorse him for Sainthood. We're so easy!
Loopy, on looks, have you been to the Shia LeDouche thread yet? hahaha ya definitely less is more with RPatz. I like when he laughs but he needs help with the fame game... Lol
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withinreason, he is soo fucking ugly, i cant see anything pass the ugly lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:08pm.
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Oh no, they certainly have not! And I'm still curious about the product in his hair! lol
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do we girls have lower standards these days? he looks like he has downs. im only repeating what others have said.
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Ha ha don't care really I don't!
LEAVE MY RPATTZ ALONE
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Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Her crusty clam basket?
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It's rather nice that he's becoming his own person, his own man, through this debacle of his very public breakup. The kid is smart and well-spoken and so much more than many of the Twihards give him credit for. I think some of his die hard fans might be rather confused or taken aback by his recent interviews, especially the college level grammar.
Boy, he really is playing his fake relationship heartbreak to the hilt, huh?
Well played sir....well played.
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Again, I was talking mainly about the praise for the prose. I don't see the point of responding to a post by ignoring the first 3/4 of it and making an irrelevant argument out of the last sentence each time.
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Lucifer_Sam: And the prose in the book is hideous too. But some people will praise it because (a) it's ~edgy~ and (b) written by a man.
ewe: Who praises a book because it's written by a man?
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Reading comprehension fail.
That's sort of the point... I mean, everything in the book is ridiculous; from the characterisation, to the limo, to the funeral procession of the dead rapper, to the rat and the currency, to the wife, to the final scene.
To each their own, I just really like books that make me go wtf?
I was referring to the try-hard cliched writing style in the book that a particular clique of writers who like to sit and jack off to each other's work find "edgy". All pseudo-intellectual males. I don't give a crap about the book itself but the characterisation is laugh-out-loud stupid.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 5:40pm.
Hi. Haven't seen you around lately. Anyway, did the "28-year-old billionaire asset manager" protagonist not sell Cosmopolis to you? I mean, what in Stephenie Meyer hell kind of character writing is that? And the prose in the book is hideous too. But some people will praise it because (a) it's ~edgy~ and (b) written by a man.
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Who praises a book because it's written by a man?
I praise Cosmopolis because (a) it's so ridiculously fucked up it's brilliant, and (b) it turned me onto Zbigniew Herbert - which is reason enough on its own.
The way he and Kristen Stewart conduct themselves during interviews, I can start to see why they hang out together. Their interviews are equally cringe worthy. AWKWARD! It leads me to believe that they are both socially retarded.
Dog: I hate his existence although his hair is good for a laugh.
LOL! His hair is serving Cthulhu Mythos realness.
@ skinny fat
Hi. Haven't seen you around lately. Anyway, did the "28-year-old billionaire asset manager" protagonist not sell Cosmopolis to you? I mean, what in Stephenie Meyer hell kind of character writing is that? And the prose in the book is hideous too. But some people will praise it because (a) it's ~edgy~ and (b) written by a man.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 5:31pm.
I hate his nose.
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I hate his existence although his hair is good for a laugh.
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I hate his nose.
He is so unattractive. God!
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he's fug and the cosmolopolis movie is junk. post twitlight, him and his so-called whore girlfriend has zero careers.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 4:53pm.
Jon Stewart was NEVER a serious journalist and George Snuffaluffugas wasn't either. Clinto butt boy.
Haha, I see your point. Regardless, it just seems incredibly silly for them to be prying into RPattz's love life.
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Douchechill!
He seems like a major goofy dork. Why would he even want to be dragged down by that awkward, sullen, depressive whore? She seems so angry all the time
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I would hit it... and how would I. For the first time ever I find this dude hot. Like someone said here, showering does help!
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BB haven't read it, have u? I might see the movie when it comes out on redbox for a DOLLAH! LOL
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 4:29pm.
If I were George Snuffalufugus or John Stewart, a part of me would die a little for having to pretend to care about the love life of this teeny bopper. Aren't these people supposed to be "serious" journalists?!
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Jon Stewart was NEVER a serious journalist and George Snuffaluffugas wasn't either. Clinto butt boy.
Note the similarly uniformed pack of Long Island teeny boppers doing phone-snaps of him. "Oooh..let's go to the CITY today, Brittanae! Okay, Chelsey!"
Now THEY are truly frightening.
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All I can say is if I were RPutz I would going after sympathy sex like crazy!
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:53pm.
I saw this fuckery this morning and can't people (media) get the drift - HE NO WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can you talk about a fake romance/breakup anyway? "Uh, yeah, if we had dated, I'd be pissed and call her a whore"????
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Exactly. Their "break-up" is such a joke.
I've always liked the Pattz. He was so adorable and funny on Jay Leno a few years ago. He gets that charisma from his parents who were also briefly interviewed. He needs to go back to Tom Sturridge.
I'm starting to like him. He's handling this thing pretty well and seems fairly grounded and normal.
Kind of sexy as well!!
If I were George Snuffalufugus or John Stewart, a part of me would die a little for having to pretend to care about the love life of this teeny bopper. Aren't these people supposed to be "serious" journalists?!
That being said, RPattz seems like a cool enough guy but I'm soooooooo tired of hearing about him and seeing his fug face.
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Douchechill!
(last thumbs)Rob is so upset losing Krissy, he put on his baseball cap and is playing ball. ;>
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Smooth considering and he handles himself well. Very humble and relatively intelligent, especially for an actor.
Even Rpattz is like "I don't get my appeal. I'm not attractive, so you can all calm the fuck down now."
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Unless someone snuck magic shrooms onto my pizza recently I'd swear he's actually made damn near that same exact statement at some point.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:54pm.
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Snowy, I know right. I'm starting to feel a twitch down there too. What is it? Never before has this happened with him. Did you read the book Cosmopolis? Are you going to see the movie?
luvsmekitty - yes, there is verbage in our "read the small print" section of our bids.
OP has posted, Imma take this there.
M.E.: Ewww – I hate stress like that. But it sounds like you did ample research and didn’t just pull a number out of your ass, willy nilly. Can you put some sort of language on there that it’s an estimate only and liable to change based on yadda yadda?
Electronics free? Sorry sir! WTF are you supposed to do, send out an owl with a message to him?
Blah blah blah blah....done with this story.
If we are going to mollycoddle, I’ll add in my best Jodie Foster’s mom voice: “Oh my dear boy, the heart doth derive its strength from anguish and suffering. This too shall pass.”
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Lisbet - For pricing, no. There really is no one else. Boss man and I are the only two people that do the bids and contracts.
I'm not going to second guess myself. My guy who assessed the situation told me exactly what's needed and how much time he needs to spend there, plus the time already spent there, the cost of the materials, travel and profit.
Deb - he leaves me here alone because he knows I'll figure something out and get it done. So I guess, yes, he trusts me.
Hmmmm...maybe MK was arrested for breaking into ACoops home? Yah know, he was trying to console the silver one.
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