Since Shia LaDouche already made millions upon millions of dollars from doing shit shows like the Transformers franchise, he’s getting all uppity and throwing an eff you at the studios who made him a star. Shia is out promoting the sort-of-indie-but-not-really movie Lawless and he tells The Hollywood Reporter that from now on, it’s only indie movies for him. The studios can chew on the beady beads on his dirty taint, because he’s done with them. Shia praised the smaller film companies for letting filmmakers like Lars Von Trier and Terrence Malick do what they want to do without sniffing up their b-holes:
“These dudes are a miracle. They give you the money, and they trust you — [unlike the studios, which] give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your ass and chase you around for five months.”
Wait, so let me get this right. When you make a big-budget studio film, you get paid tens of millions of dollars, you’re not even expected to act that good in it, you can request any snacks you want from Craft Services, you get a team of assistants that will do anything for you including massaging your teeth if you want AND on top of all of that you get a finger up your ass? And Shia is complaining why?! Sign us all up! No wonder John Travolta does all those big-budget piece of trash movies. It’s all about a finger nail tapping on your happy area (aka your prostate).
Here’s whiny ass Shia at the NYC premiere of Lawless last night where he met Radioman! Can’t somebody cast a Freaky Friday spell on these two, because Radioman should be the one who’s a movie star.