Prayer Circle Time: Dr. Blossom Might Lose A Finger (UPDATE: Blossom’s Fingers Are Safe)

August 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Mayim Bialik was driving in her white Volvo past the intersection of Hollywood Blvd. and La Brea around noon today when a car full of tourists from Chile hit the shit out of her. Mayim was alone and banged up in a bad way. Witnesses tell TMZ that there was blood everywhere and that paramedics immediately took Mayim to the hospital, because one of her fingers was just dangling off of her hand. Yes, that image just turned my whoas into nooooooooo-as.

Mayim also has other injuries on her hand and she’s currently being treated at the nearest hospital, and I really hope Six LeMeure shows up with Blossom’s favorite sunflower hat. I also hope that Mayim doesn’t lose her finger and if she loses her finger I hope it’s not a middle one, because she’s going to need both middle fingers to double flip off those Chilean bitches who ran into her.

And while she’s laid up in the hospital, Blossom should take her medicine. This will make her feel better.

Or not.

UPDATE: The prayer circle worked! Blossom is not losing a finger. All is right in the world again and now she can use all her fingers to plug her ears whenever that Joey Lawrence song starts playing somewhere.

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