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August 15, 2012 / Posted by:

In honor of Julia Child’s 100th birthday, here’s a doughy, processed jewel from the gourmet treasure chest that she definitely would’ve tried to kill with her rolling pin if it landed on her kitchen counter. It’s the Pizzabon from Cinnabon! Yes, your BMI jumped up 4 numbers just from reading that last part.

The makers of that delicious, cinnamon and frosting-covered mound of dough that most of us call “our feelings” are getting into the pizza game. Eater says that Cinnabon will test out the Pizzabon at Atlanta’s Cumberland Mall this Saturday from 11am to 2pm. If it’s a hit, they’ll start selling it at their other stores.

This is definitely a good idea, because everything needs to come in bon form. Everything. I hope the Pizzabon leads to the Saladbon (a mound of dough topped with ranch dressing cream and bacon bits) and the Cocktailbon (a mound of dough topped with margarita frosting). Not only will the Saladbon, the Cocktailbon, the Pizzabon and the Cinnabon give you a complete meal, but eating all of that will also make you shit out a huge Cacabon. Viva the bon!

And even though the Pizzabon looks like an aborted pizza fetus, I still would.

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