Wednesday, August 15th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

In honor of Julia Child's 100th birthday, here's a doughy, processed jewel from the gourmet treasure chest that she definitely would've tried to kill with her rolling pin if it landed on her kitchen counter. It's the Pizzabon from Cinnabon! Yes, your BMI jumped up 4 numbers just from reading that last part.

The makers of that delicious, cinnamon and frosting-covered mound of dough that most of us call "our feelings" are getting into the pizza game. Eater says that Cinnabon will test out the Pizzabon at Atlanta's Cumberland Mall this Saturday from 11am to 2pm. If it's a hit, they'll start selling it at their other stores.

This is definitely a good idea, because everything needs to come in bon form. Everything. I hope the Pizzabon leads to the Saladbon (a mound of dough topped with ranch dressing cream and bacon bits) and the Cocktailbon (a mound of dough topped with margarita frosting). Not only will the Saladbon, the Cocktailbon, the Pizzabon and the Cinnabon give you a complete meal, but eating all of that will also make you shit out a huge Cacabon. Viva the bon!

And even though the Pizzabon looks like an aborted pizza fetus, I still would.

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MK, you and everyone on here, sure know how to make a ho HUNGRY with these posts! ;)

I would too! nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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moomarse's picture

I think a cacabon would really fuck with my septic system.... inside AND out!

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RichBitch's picture

FUCK YES!
*gets on plane from UK to fucking Atlanta stat*

loopygorilla's picture
soulks's picture

one of the best pies(?) I ever ate, a Cornish Pasty:
http://www.upper-peninsula-now.com/pasty-recipe.html

impossible to replicate :>

***flashback Dukes, MI***

OR the best dog:
a bagel dog!
http://realmomkitchen.com/1479/bagel-dogs/

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Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:22am.
It looks like a Snausage

LMAOOOO

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:49am.
Ophy, what part of the country you from again, Ottawa area?
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ya. Lovely government town. *pukes*

loopygorilla's picture

hm this reminds me i should get some pizza rounders, i havent had them for years.

pizza rounders are the best!!!!!! its pizza cooked inside a breadroll. hmmmmmm

Whamo's picture

Ophy, what part of the country you from again, Ottawa area?

SANS FARDS's picture

eh....who am I kidding. That looks delicious!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:05am.
There are a lot of fat fucks here in Canada too my friend. A lot of them are on scooters and think the world owes them. One day I saw a whole elephant family at the McVomits counter at our local mall. The parents were on scooters and the kids were well on their way.

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So insulting to the elephants! McVomits LOL

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 9:49am.
It looks good in that picture but unfortunatley when you open the package it'll look like this...

http://beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dog-poop.jpeg

probably tastes just as bad too.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by JTROS on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:58am.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:37am.
But why Atlanta?

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There are lots of fatties in the ATL and the South. You should see what happens when the Krispy Kreme "hot" sign is on...

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There are a lot of fat fucks here in Canada too my friend. A lot of them are on scooters and think the world owes them. One day I saw a whole elephant family at the McVomits counter at our local mall. The parents were on scooters and the kids were well on their way.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:59am.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:39am.

Someone skipped breakfast again
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why yes I did and I'm going for my second cup of coffee now..that's coffee, not hot black water with cream and sugar in it...ok I'll stop now...:P

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:51am.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:39am.

omg Whammy's gonna have a coronary..

Chill dude. It's only food. ::hands whamo an oxy::
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Oh I know, it's the principle of the matter damn it, you sell burgers! LOL!!!

*takes Oxy goes on the nod..never min...head hits desk*

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:39am.

Someone skipped breakfast again.

JTROS's picture

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:37am.
But why Atlanta?

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There are lots of fatties in the ATL and the South. You should see what happens when the Krispy Kreme "hot" sign is on...

http://healthyamericans.org/report/98/obseityratesbystate

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:39am.

omg Whammy's gonna have a coronary..

Chill dude. It's only food. ::hands whamo an oxy::
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WTFOMGLOL's picture

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The idea of smelling franchise pizza bites over the aroma of my beloved Cinnabons with icing, makes me want to hurl.

WTF is wrong with this world? If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!! Leave the good shit alooone!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:18am.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:02am.
Whamo! *vom*

That also reminds me of Mickey D's. Their shit totally looks like shit.
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Mickey D's is what made me think of that. lol

They slide one of there burgers at you and it looks NOTHING like the nice burger on the board.

OT...

I don't know about the states but here in Canada they'll call the burgers sandwiches. If I tell them no pickles they'll call out "make sure there's no pickles on that sandwich"

I get pissed off because they use the word to pretend it's more healthy for you, like burger is a bad word "make sure you call them sandwiches"

If you're embarrassed or feel you're giving people a bad product to the point you rename it then you have no pride in your company or your product.

You sell burgers you fucking dick heads, call it a sandwich one more time and I'm cancelling my order!!!

*breathes heavy, sits down after rant*

RandéSleepover's picture

But why Atlanta?

That pizza does look like airplane food. The cinnabons are one of favorite deserts when they're warm. I still remember the first one I tried. Yum!!!

louise_brooks's picture

I hope it has cheese and sauce rolled into it, because otherwise it would just be 85% plain bread.

luvsmekitty's picture

It looks like a Snausage. But I'd probably try it. I have no shame when it comes to pizza-y things.

mike's picture

Looks like too much crust/bread to me

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:02am.
Whamo! *vom*

That also reminds me of Mickey D's. Their shit totally looks like shit.

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They have food stylists that jujj it up for the commercials so it never looks the same in person and more like roadkill between a bun.

JTROS's picture

Gag!

But, my assistant is super excited to try this out, so I sent her the link and gave her directions to that (as someone correctly pointed out) ghetto ass mall.

Will let you guys know on Monday if she manages to taste test it this weekend...

SpottedDogRanch's picture

I would be soooo sick if I ate that.
Doesn't look appealing at all.

Gardening Girl's picture

Yeah, Cinnabon may smell good when you walk into the mall but you have to remind yourself that's why there are so many hambeasts waddling around the mall!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Thamar's picture

Margarita frosting. Wow

'Thamar get your ass outta here!'

LaChaylo's picture

Whamo! *vom*

That also reminds me of Mickey D's. Their shit totally looks like shit.

Gardening Girl's picture

Is this what the crazies at JJ will be chowing down on?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

TexnDoc's picture

Airlines have been serving that for ages. You know those flights back from Europe where you don't get breakfast and you start out with lunch and about an hour before landing they drop that in front of you. Plop.

guest's picture

They will always be just Cinnabon to me!!!! Biting into that would be like taking a sip of unsweetened tea when you were expecting a coke. A complete taste f*ck. So no.

soulks's picture

cupcke pans can make anything; that mini pizza looks good.((mmm time for a bagel w/stawberry yogurt spread)

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Ophelia, I feel ya.

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Ha ha ha! So would I! This gave me my first laugh of the day, so thank you, MK.

Yes. My lazy ass woke up twenty minutes ago. Do not judge. *holds up morning mug* cheers, working sluts! It's people like you who make it possible for people like me. Mmmmmwha!

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One more reason not to go to that ghetto mess of a mall.

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Wake me when they invent ginandtonicbon.

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Whamo's picture

It looks good in that picture but unfortunatley when you open the package it'll look like this...

http://beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dog-poop.jpeg

Ophelias evil twin's picture

omg there is nothing like the smell of Cinnabon when you first walk in the mall. Mixing that heavenly scent with pizza smell is just so many kinds of wrong.