Afternoon Crumbs

August 15, 2012 / Posted by:

That red Solo cup looks like more Jackie Kennedy than Minka Kelly looks like Jackie Kennedy. And yeah, that’s James Marsden as JFK. Just give them the Razzies now. – The Berry

I hope Ryan Lochte does a cover of David Silver’s You’re So Precious To Me” when he guests on 90210 - Lainey Gossip

And I wish somebody taught Lindsay Lohan how to do her makeup so she doesn’t look like a broke down, dragged through the shit puddle version of Endora – The Superficial 

Maybe Jennifer Aniston can use that emerald cut ring to cut off some of Justin Theroux’s rogue brow hairs – Celebitchy

Charlie Sheen just found his new favorite “want to go to there” place – Hollywood Tuna 

The dude who made my skin crawl off my bones in We Need To Talk About Kevin has come out as queer – Towleroad

Just a few more cans of AquaNet and a few more thousand teases and Cindy Crawford will almost have Chantal Biya hair – Drunken Stepfather

From going to Oscars with George Clooney to go to the premiere of Hit & Run with Steve-O! Elisabetta Canalis has finally made it – Popoholic

The exquisitely sophisticated jewels from the annual Harley Festival – Cityrag

Well, at least Gitte can tell Foofy Foofy where to buy Popov vodka so he can save some money – Celebslam

Jimmy Kimmel is going to be somebody’s husband – ICYDK

Kate Hudson’s dance partner is making a “hungry vampire farting” face – Popsugar

Peaches joins the Free Pussy Riot movement – OMG Blog

Bobbaaaaaaaaaaay B is drying out in rehab – Crunk + Disorderly

I see you, Stalker Sarah. And what happened to the days when Bill Kaulitz looked like the porcelain love child of a goth unicorn and Aunty Entity? - Just Jared

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