Wednesday, August 15th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

That red Solo cup looks like more Jackie Kennedy than Minka Kelly looks like Jackie Kennedy. And yeah, that's James Marsden as JFK. Just give them the Razzies now. - The Berry

I hope Ryan Lochte does a cover of David Silver's "You're So Precious To Me" when he guests on 90210 - Lainey Gossip

And I wish somebody taught Lindsay Lohan how to do her makeup so she doesn't look like a broke down, dragged through the shit puddle version of Endora - The Superficial 

Maybe Jennifer Aniston can use that emerald cut ring to cut off some of Justin Theroux's rogue brow hairs - Celebitchy

Charlie Sheen just found his new favorite "want to go to there" place - Hollywood Tuna 

The dude who made my skin crawl off my bones in We Need To Talk About Kevin has come out as queer - Towleroad

Just a few more cans of AquaNet and a few more thousand teases and Cindy Crawford will almost have Chantal Biya hair - Drunken Stepfather

From going to Oscars with George Clooney to go to the premiere of Hit & Run with Steve-O! Elisabetta Canalis has finally made it - Popoholic

The exquisitely sophisticated jewels from the annual Harley Festival - Cityrag

Well, at least Gitte can tell Foofy Foofy where to buy Popov vodka so he can save some money - Celebslam

Jimmy Kimmel is going to be somebody's husband - ICYDK

Kate Hudson's dance partner is making a "hungry vampire farting" face - Popsugar

Peaches joins the Free Pussy Riot movement - OMG Blog

Bobbaaaaaaaaaaay B is drying out in rehab - Crunk + Disorderly

I see you, Stalker Sarah. And what happened to the days when Bill Kaulitz looked like the porcelain love child of a goth unicorn and Aunty Entity? - Just Jared

(Picture via FameFlynet)

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Oph - her voice is like nails on a chalk board to me.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:55pm.
UGH! Saw it that time. Those lips and cheeks are RIDICULOUS! You can see her grinding her jaw.
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It's official: She has lost her looks. Her Selma 3 pack a day voice is even raspier. Crackpipes will do that.

She is so wasted it's almost sad.

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UGH! Saw it that time. Those lips and cheeks are RIDICULOUS! You can see her grinding her jaw.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:34am
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For some reason I cannot see the clip, just the article and the comments. :(

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:34am
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For some reason I cannot see the clip, just the article and the comments. :(

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 7:33am.

lol Hekki, they made their fap porn during the olympics hahaha

SITE TOTALLY NSFW!!!!
http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2012/08/olympic_gold_medallist_arthur_...

How many fucking movies about the Kennedys will there be?

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oy. Lindsay's makeup. Back on the bad shit I see. She crashed Will.i.am's party oh and tell me she's not high as fuck in this clip
http://ca.eonline.com/news/337732/lindsay-lohan-collaborating-with-will-...

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Emeriesan: Really? Well, I'm bi, so I like him either way, I guess I'm not so objective.

Ah, I see what you mean. Are you a boy or a girl? I liked Bill best when he got the haircut and went dark. Basically as he is in your avatar - YUM.
Also Ben Barnes, hot hot hot! I even forgive that he looks nothing like Dorian Gray is portrayed in the book, because he played him very well; although the film was shit.

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Submitted by loopygorilla:"OMGGG that brazilian gymnast gold medal did some fap porn!!! HAWWWTT i wont share the link cuz its NSFW.lol

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What the hell kind of logic is that? You give us hot photo links but not the video? Bogus, dude. I demand a link.

Uh, please.

i could not pick one reason why i love mk - none of us could.

but very high in the running, for me, would be references like Endora.

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Bill is such a hottie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lat0IdhOFY0

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lol at the lidsay endora comparison - but wtf that bitch gets to be with Will I Am??? life isn't fair

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marsden looks beat lol he never really took off as an actor despite his pretty looks.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:19am.
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My expert opinion (LOL) says, Marsden should earn $299. Otherwise, the guys need to STEP IT UP!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:17am.

yeah male porn actors earn pittance compared to the female porn actors, because the straight guy isnt interested in the guy lol the guy is just a tool to facilitate the intercourse, thats why the guys paid $300-500 per movie, whereas the women get paid way more.

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Loopy, so Lohan looks effortlessly better then? Lol

@bambam, so Minka works it hard! ok heheheh

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:10am.

true, i should give her credit. it takes years of dedication to meth to look like that, thats 100% hard work.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:41pm.
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That's all they earn? MOST UNFAIR! I CALL FOR TREASON!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:52pm.

minka just loooks like a whore trying hard, whereas hohan looks like a broke down meth coke whore not trying.
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You laugh at Lindsay but it takes a lot of work to achieve the look you're making fun of, so there.

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lindsay's porn actor friend is trying to stay in the limelight because he wants to pull a jenna jameson and build a million dollar empire, instead of earning $300 a movie to fuck and nut whilst the women earn $30,000.

but he isnt a woman with big tits, blonde and looks like the girl next door and straight guys in america arent into looking at herp derp straight guy pornstars, and gay guys arent gonna make a straight porn star famous by watching him have hetero-sex.

but good for him, he is trying his darnest to milk everything from the z-list publicity gravy train that lindsay is sitting on.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:52pm.

minka just loooks like a whore trying hard, whereas hohan looks like a broke down meth coke whore not trying.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:41pm.
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So, in other words not the... wank video lmao

Can't decide which looks worse, Minka's movie or Lindsay's.

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OMGGG that brazilian gymnast gold medal did some fap porn!!! HAWWWTT i wont share the link cuz its NSFW.lol

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JFC, BloHan looks like a pile of roadkill made out of dead clowns.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:14pm.

Really? Well, I'm bi, so I like him either way, I guess I'm not so objective.
Ben Barnes is pretty hot indeed.

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Emeriesan: BILL!!! Damn you is lookin' sexy!

I think he's looking hideous these days, but yes to your avatar.

*shrug*

I only ever liked him because he vaguely resembles Ben Barnes and I like Ben Barnes.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 6:14pm.
Can we please have a moratorium on the frickin' Kennedys? Jesus, every other week someone is making a movie or a mini-series or one of them is slamming into a tree or Taylor Swift is stalking them. ENOUGH ALREADY!

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Nevermind all the skanks mentioned above. BILL!!! Damn you is lookin' sexy!
ps I love Peaches.

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Who is minka kelly f*cking for roles? Really, she's not that great. I don't get it. She bombs it everything.

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Sorry Lindsay but the hag inside is starting to show more and more.

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

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Apologies could not read fine comments here just now, but my lands Lyndsay Ligan has completely lost her looks. At 25? I know young women blossoming at the same age.

Lyndsay learn something useful to do instead of wasting everyone's time and money. Plus putting lives at risk every time you drive.

In sum, could you stop being an asshole?

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Within♥♥

Thank you! This was the first avie I had when I joined Dlisted all those centuries ago. I feel like I've gone back in time.

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Kennedys? They look more like Kowalskis to me.

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Lucy♥, Liking the avie A LOT! lol

*waits for testosterone to build up for little EZRA too*

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SANS FARDS: Lochte reminds me of some dude I hooked up with in college who didn't call me back.

LMFAO'd when I read this post in Idris Elba's voice!

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@ Within♥♥

I will do just that. ;o) I think there is potential there!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 7:23pm.

What exactly is the criteria for a "Wedding of the Century" these days?
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WR, maybe something between the Royal's shit and that golf-club wielding/fire-hydrant death/SUV rip roaring night between Tiger Woods and Elin? Fk, don't know. Good question.

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I never claimed to be the classiest broad on town (or the prettiest or the thinnest or the...well, you get the idea), but after looking at those biker pics, I feel like a goddamn princess. I need to start hanging with biker bitches.

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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 7:27pm.
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Ditto Daniee!

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Ugh, any fellow headbangers round here? Guess I'm not a Dave Mustaine fan anymore. What a whackaloonie. http://globalgrind.com/news/megadeth-singer-dave-mustaine-barack-obama-s...

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What exactly is the criteria for a "Wedding of the Century" these days?

"hungry vampire farting" face -- OLOL spot on!

Great for Pussy Riot, but I still don't like their masks!

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Lucy♥, Give Ezra 5 years or so and then re-evaluate. Results could be surprising.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 7:01pm.
"Wedding of the Century?" yeah.....no. Not unless Angelina storms the premises with her child army and sacrifices 10 goats to Lucifer and demands Justin Theroux's head. Actually, I wouldn't put that past some of the JJ Brangeloons.....
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Bwaahahahahahaha!!!!!

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daniee I spit out my vino seeing that cover. What a bunch of fools!

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Lochte reminds me of some dude I hooked up with in college who didn't call me back.

Cindy Crawford still looks smokin hot!

"Wedding of the Century?" yeah.....no. Not unless Angelina storms the premises with her child army and sacrifices 10 goats to Lucifer and demands Justin Theroux's head. Actually, I wouldn't put that past some of the JJ Brangeloons.....

Because that's just what the world needs: another GD Kennedy movie.

Is Lohan trying to channel Amy Winehouse or something with that warpaint?

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That Life & Style cover is hilarious. "How Rival Bride Angelina will steal her thunder". These rags will just not give up!!

Jimmy Kimmel has seemed FAR happier these past couple of years. Congrats to him and his head writer lady.

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Another JFK tv miniseries/movie?

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I'm conflicted about Ezra Miller. I find him hot in some photos and not so much in others. I shall mull over this profound conundrum further.