Three years ago, Lady CaCa became Miss Piggy’s #1 enemy when she wore a coat made of Kermit carcasses, and she said at the time that she loved it, because she feels like it’s a commentary on not wearing fur and she doesn’t ever put the ripped off fur of a dead animal on her body. Well, getting free attention is more important to CaCa than swearing off fur, because for the past week she’s been sashaying around the ho stroll while wearing fur coats that might be real. CaCa wore a hot pink fur coat while leaving the Armani store in NYC a week ago, and she wore another fur while posing with her dog friend outside of her hotel in Bulgaria yesterday. Like a true shameless STUNT QUEEN, bitch is wearing fur when it’s hotter than a cat’s throbbing pussy wart.
Since CaCa is wrapping herself in fur and posing with a possibly fake wolf head in the poster for Machete Kills, it was only a matter of time before PETA filled their flour sacks and came for her. And they did! Towleroad got a hold of a bitchy letter that PETA’s senior VP sent to Lady CaCa’s spokeswhore over her sudden thirst for fur:
Many of your gay fans, I among them, have long admired what you told Ellen: “I hate fur, and I don’t wear fur.” I included a link because these recent photos of you in fox and rabbit and with a wolf carcass make it appear that you have amnesia. I’m also including this brief video hosted by Tim Gunn showing the violent cruelty that you promote when you wear fur. What happened? Are your stylists telling you that it’s fake, or are you a turncoat? Many gays are animal advocates because we recognize that the same arrogance and indifference that some have toward animal suffering has at times been directed toward us personally because of our orientation. PETA has long participated in Pride events around the country, and just last week, we helped lead protests against Chick-fil-A. But by wearing those dumb furs in a heat wave, you’re making yourself a target just like the mindless Kim Kardashian. As we plan our fall campaigns, please tell us whether what you gracefully told Ellen was heartfelt or just a pose.
We await your reply.
CaCa did respond on her Twatter, but only to say that her coat was made by Hermes, thankyouverymuch:
For those press and such who are writing about whether or not my fur is actually real,
please don’t forget to credit the designer HERMES. Thank You! LOVE, gaga
STUNT QUEENS vs. STUNT QUEEN. Let’s just throw those PETA bitches and Lady CaCa into a cage together and let them STUNT QUEEN each other into a coma. PETA is crazy for that letter and Lady CaCa is crazy for wearing a fur coat in the middle of summer. The only bitch whose side I’m on is that dog’s side, because it’s forced to partake in this foolishness and I have a feeling that the next time CaCa carries it while wearing that fur coat, it’s going to get its period all over that fugly thing. Don’t let us down, dog!
And here’s the commercial for CaCa’s first fragrance:
I can’t wait to hear what the people at PETEY (People for the Ethical Treatment of Egg Yolks) have to say about that ad.