Nothing Messes Up A Vacation In Croatia Like Pics Of Your Piece Sucking Face With Some Other Trick
There was a frowning rainbow over Croatia this weekend, and that's because when the Silver Fox frowns, rainbows frown and the Silver Fox was frowning after finding out that his live-in piece Ben Maisani was caught humping mouths with a side piece a day before they left for their vacation. Some source tells Life & Style that the locks of pure silver on Anderson's head temporarily lost their shine when he got sad about the pictures. And that means I need to sell a few of my beaten down internal organs to Priceline in exchange for a one-way ticket to Croatia, because I'm needed...and because I don't think the restraining order he has out against me is valid there. The source said this:
"Anderson was with Ben in Croatia when he was told about the photos. They were on a yacht. They flew to Croatia on Aug. 11, one day after the photos were taken. Anderson's upset -- who wouldn't be?"
Guess who else is in Croatia with Anderson and that bag of muscles and slutiness he calls a boyfriend? Andy Cohen! Anderson tweeted a pic he took of Andy in Croatia today and Andy tweeted about being in Croatia with Anderson. I know what's going on here. Anderson is going to be so upset that he's going to run out onto the deck of the yacht to softly weep tears of betrayal under the stars. Then Andy is going to slither out onto the deck, grab a step stool, stand on it and let Anderson cry it out on his titties. And since Andy's eyes are naturally in the derp position at all times, Anderson won't even notice that his right eye will be on the lookout for Ben. Bitch is so going to take advantage of a vulnerable Silver Fox right there on the poop deck! How shameful, Andy! Smart and something I would do, but still fucking shameful!
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That's cute but I couldn't care less about their love life. I cared more about the fact that they chose Croatia as travel destination, that part I found interesting. I would like to know more about travel tips from these guys.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:40pm.
lesbians are pathological in their need to be in a codependent relationship.
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You have heard the old joke, right? "what does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul."
Inquiring hockey minds want to know-- was uber "straight" fashion icon and overall dickhead Sean Avery there too?
nothing worse that a denying self hater. Enjoy the minors, you prick.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:40pm.
I feel like the counter side of it though is that a lot of lesbians are pathological in their need to be in a codependent relationship. I have one lesbian friend who was with an abusive bitch for three years. When one of their breakups finally stuck my friend was single for less than a month before dating another girl who she's now been with for a few months. Another lesbian friend I had in college I don't think was ever single for an entire months the whole four years I knew her. As soon as one relationship would end she would start another with the first girl she came across, and some of these were very dysfunctional relationships. I've never known any gay men to do that.
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Do you know my sister? You just described her! She is still with this bitch who is a female version of our father. This bitch HATES me for getting my sister to think, so I stay away. You could be describing her though.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 5:04pm.
I have one gay friend. Of course he is just one person and I know he does not speak for anyone but himself. He has said more than once he is not a supporter of gay marriage. He explains by saying he has never seen one gay (male/male) marriage he would emulate. (sp?). He says most gay men have open relationships and they discuss the rules. For example: we can hook up with others, but only when on vacation... So you never know, maybe Anderson isn't into monogamy and we just don't have pictures.
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does your friend mostly hang out with gay men he meets at bars? Because I have friends who were raised by two moms and friends raised by two dads and their parents are still together. I also live next door to a gay couple who've lived together for over 20 years.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:40pm.
lesbians are pathological in their need to be in a codependent relationship. I have one lesbian friend who was with an abusive bitch for three years. When one of their breakups finally stuck my friend was single for less than a month before dating another girl who she's now been with for a few months. Another lesbian friend I had in college I don't think was ever single for an entire months the whole four years I knew her. As soon as one relationship would end she would start another with the first girl she came across, and some of these were very dysfunctional relationships
This is different from alot of heterosexual woman in what way? I don't think this is a gay argument. I know many straight women who are just like you describe.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 1:58pm.
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I've always thought that it didn't matter if someone else wore the same thing as you, but rather, WHO WORE IT BETTER! No? Especially if it took you forever to find TWO suits you liked! ololol ;)
Ben still looks like trouble... hehehe
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Men are whores. GAY MARRIAGE!
I have one gay friend. Of course he is just one person and I know he does not speak for anyone but himself. He has said more than once he is not a supporter of gay marriage. He explains by saying he has never seen one gay (male/male) marriage he would emulate. (sp?). He says most gay men have open relationships and they discuss the rules. For example: we can hook up with others, but only when on vacation... So you never know, maybe Anderson isn't into monogamy and we just don't have pictures.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 2:31am.
but the lesbians dont think the same. i dont have many lesbian friends who are in open relationships and some of them seem to date forever, like YEARRRRRSSS
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I feel like the counter side of it though is that a lot of lesbians are pathological in their need to be in a codependent relationship. I have one lesbian friend who was with an abusive bitch for three years. When one of their breakups finally stuck my friend was single for less than a month before dating another girl who she's now been with for a few months. Another lesbian friend I had in college I don't think was ever single for an entire months the whole four years I knew her. As soon as one relationship would end she would start another with the first girl she came across, and some of these were very dysfunctional relationships. I've never known any gay men to do that.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 2:31am.
but the lesbians dont think the same. i dont have many lesbian friends who are in open relationships and some of them seem to date forever, like YEARRRRRSSS
My GF is a lesbian and her and I've talked about this and you and her seem to feel the same.
Gay women do seem to stay longer in a relationship. She does have a nice circle of
gay gals and some of them have even been partners
at some time and what I found to be really incredible: They all stay friends.
I'd sure like my friend to meet you. She needs
a good woman. I'd fix her up with our UPS gal
but they live 2000 miles apart. Yeah, I have
that matchmaker gene.
So I go to a wedding the other day and I was all decked out in my wannabe-sophisticated manner, and then another guy shows up with essentially the same blazer and folks are commenting on the similarity.
So while I am alarmed by this I am wondering "Am I some sort of Paris Hilton now?" How all these hollywood ladies hate it if someone shows up to a party in the same dress. Like I said, most of my life I dress like a slob, and all of a sudden I am worried about who else is wearing my pattern. :o
Its also a commentary on Men's Warehouse and their 5 different blazer patterns. They give out a buy one and get one free coupon, and I spend three hours trying to find a second blazer that fits me and that I like.
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Submitted by flawsmosis on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:42pm....
i do everything in my power to not dress the same as my partner and if we by accident wear similar outfits when we are about to go out, one of us has to change.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:50pm.
(Personally though I'd advocate for the abolition of straight marriage and then as far as the government is concerned there would only be civil unions and marriages would be only a religious ceremony with no legal bindings or protections)
Agree completely. It makes the most sense IMO
Unfortunately it will never happen. THere will always be people that are against equality for gay couples and on the other side, there will always be people that feel without that word
"marriage" they do not have equality. But---if that word was completely removed for all, then there would be equality.
What city were they in? I'm guessing Dubrovnik since its a celeb hotspot but Zagreb is where they held the gay pride parade (while thousands of other Croats threw up their hands and recited the rosary, my folks being among them).
My dad goes back to Zadar and rents an apartment on the coast. So basically, if all plans well I'll be there next year meeting five thousand cousins. Int'l Dlisted convention at dad's place :p
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We hate these two vile annoying homosexuals and we hope that something VERY BAD happens to them!
Submitted by TNT on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:50pm.
Are you being a jackass because I asked a question?
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:56pm.
we fix that by show each other wat the other is wearing lol
i wont even color match, lol omg its soo hard cuz our style is similar, but we have had 10 years practise.
and we dont even wear the same cologne! its rotated, so we dont smell the same lol ahhh we is silly gays
@flawsmosis & loopygorilla. - I agree! I am so creeped out by couples who look and dress alike. It sort of encourages the myth that being gay is narcasisstic when gays date somebody who looks and dresses like themselves. I look nothing like my boyfriend, but we do have similar styles of dress but not too similar, he is a bit more business casual and I'm either in jeans and tshirts or designer duds...but there has been a time where one of us has changed because we were dressed too alike lol
@EvilShoe - I think most gay people want gay marriage to be legal so that our relationships will be viewed as just as valid as straight relationships and that we will not be viewed as second class citizens because of whom we love. It must be gay marriage because as the Supreme court stated in Brown vs Board of Education there is no "seperate but equal" because seperate is inherently unequal. Also the way laws are written it would cause so many problems if some people had a marriage and others had a civil union. Also being gay and being Christian are not mutually exclusive, many gay people are religious and want tat experience. (Personally though I'd advocate for the abolition of straight marriage and then as far as the government is concerned there would only be civil unions and marriages would be only a religious ceremony with no legal bindings or protections)
"Curious. Do most gays want to get married for rights or love?"
Marriage equality is about EQUAL CIVIL RIGHTS.
ALL people should have EQUAL CIVIL RIGHTS.
Is that simple enough for you to understand?
Submitted by flawsmosis on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:42pm.
lol its funny cuz sometimes i wonder if they do it on purpose, or they are soo alike that they dress alike without even noticing.
I wont even wear a trench coat if my partner is wearing a trench, i'll wear my pea coat instead lol thats how hard i try to not make us loook like 80 year old retirees living in florida.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 2:34am.
yes its funny how some couples dress like and look alike.
omg ive seeing straight and gay couples who look like twins and its scary!
i do everything in my power to not dress the same as my partner and if we by accident wear similar outfits when we are about to go out, one of us has to change.
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I know right? Really don't see the appeal of dating a clone of me haha
I will be waiting for you with open arms when you return, Andy!
I fucking LOVE him, have since I was 19.
If peens are his thing, I'd be more than willing to wear a strap-on...*ahem*
Gay men are a hot mess dot com. Anderson just stepped out of the glass closet, look at what happened. I can't see Anderson Cooper in a open relationship, queens can't keep their mouths closed for a peen nevertheless keep it closed if they hooked up with Anderson and his cheating man Ben.
I hope Anderson don't have a waiting to exhale moment and go on air and tell the world Ben has a baby size peen.
Kick him to the curb Anderson and get you a new baby's mamma (if your a top) or a baby's daddy (if you bottom out...which I hope you don't...hahahah)
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Curious. Do most gays want to get married for rights or love? If it's for love and most (not me) say the bible is against gays why would you want a religious experience?
If it's rights you want, and they offered it without marriage, would that be good enough? In St. Pete here they sort of did that starting last week I think. I thought it was a good move.
Anderson just posted a pic with Kelly Ripa... On the boat.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 10:56am.
yeh who am i kidding, i would too. id like to know wats keeping anderson dickmatized.
Wow, Ben has a hot body; too bad his face is so fug. I'd like to see the peen situation, though.
Usually when a heterosexual couple in the news has a cheater (esp. when they're married) people make a big fuss that THIS is why homosexuals should get to marry, that they are together longer, love harder, are better, etc. Nope, people are people and they will be jerks regardless of their sexual orientation. Will letting gays marry bring equality? Sure. Will it reduce the divorce rate? Heck no.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 6:32am.
loopygorilla: "pics of Ben half nakkid"
He is utterly fug.
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he must be doing something for anderson lol abit extra on the nookie...
Submitted by Mercedes on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 9:50am.
Even if they have an open relationship what makes this situation bad is that he was caught by the paps. That's just embarrassing whether you are OK with the act or not.
Loopygorilla,your dream of being a surgeon's househusband is captured in this story http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13563087-frog
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lol <333
The couple I know best--I get the impression the one loves 'open' and the other tolerates it because he has to. Admittedly, my knowledge of these matters is extremely limited.
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:01am.
Open relationships are the norm among gay couples.
Even if they have an open relationship what makes this situation bad is that he was caught by the paps. That's just embarrassing whether you are OK with the act or not.
Loopygorilla,your dream of being a surgeon's househusband is captured in this story http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13563087-frog
The 'young' spock? (hated it)... I may be headed in that color overload direction myself. :)
So, what the heck is dude in your avatar doing there?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:54pm.
Have you seen Zach Quinto and his guy? They always look like they poured glue on their bodies and ran frenetically through seven consecutive backyards full of clotheslines full of hanging clothes owned by clowns.
LOL! I prefer black thongs...
I've been banging so many pastels lately, I wonder if I'm going to join the mano a mano team myself pretty soon--I'm getting to be such a damn clothes horse in my old age I can't even recognize myself anymore.... ;)
But as you said, everybody is wearing black, so by definition it is sheeple-wear. Its just a pet peeve that self-identified creative types have all been wearing all black for the last 20 years--what's creative about that.
Still, black is the only appropriate color for a tux.
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Oh come on now. Noir T-shirts are the in thing! Gay or no-gay! Everyone wears 'em!
Plus, you like black bikini bottoms... admit it P.T.! :)
matching shirts, next matching everything!
A. always looking over his shoulder; Andy does not need the stress, he's a mewsman! Dump dumBen now!
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One of Croatia's biggest cities is "Split."
That's all.
Hekki, yes, Croatia is wonderful and not some war torn miserable place at all. Would I have gone there in the early/mid 90s? Hell now but the war is long gone and I know many in Europe who go there on vaycay. I was looking into it myself for next year for the fam (not happening, for various reasons).
Now you're going to make me look it up again and all the great pics and beauty! I'm supposed to be working!
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I see these two are doing their best Victor Newman t-shirt pose.
Anderson seems like a control freak, so good luck to whomever has to keep their hair creme on the third correct shelf with him. Sawrry MK! ; )
Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper deserve each other - two useless media whores who think they're way more important than they actually are.
Hekki: hasnt been discovered (and overrun) by American Landwhales yet.
And slobbering British drunkards.
the silver fox should head butt his cheating boyfriend like he was a basketball wife...
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Submitted by fleawatch: "Croatia? I guess Syria must have been booked for the summer."
Croatia is beautiful. Do you think rich gay guys go there because it's a miserable shithole? It has gorgeous beaches, good food and wine and hasnt been discovered (and overrun) by American Landwhales yet.
loopygorilla: "pics of Ben half nakkid"
He is utterly fug.
here are pics of Ben half nakkid
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RQxm1CkEeKA/UCLAoXfpr7I/AAAAAAAAIWA/nR1iifSoRy...
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/1OQkn-y8aHVl.jpg
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu104/kelly_usa/anderson-cooper-ben-m...
ok shirtless...but at least i made ya look
Ok, Loopy, you never see him, that is good! Only for nookie and for meals! Winning!
@Mickey, think we can find Loops a Very handsome Marcus Schenkenberg surgeon for him to play with? Lol but what will your bf do?
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:07am.
LOL i was only joking, im not posh spice. I'm all about cream cakes, beer, hot curries, deep fried stuff and ice cream.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:00am.
LOL. It will be a short-lived friendship then, because if that's all I'm getting I will have to kick my vegetarian ways and eat you too. I'm Dutch, remember? No petites here.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 3:04am.
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LOL winning! But they work too hard and you never see them! Good? NO!
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ssshh dont ruin my house husband fantasy :P