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August 14, 2012 / Posted by:

“This is the proudest moment of our lives” said the parents of the demure fresh flower (and my current life idol) who got her no-no tattooed in front of a bunch of strangers – Drunken Stepfather

Either Nicole Kidman wants the tabloids to press the on button on the baby bump watch or she’s just massaging the gas around – Lainey Gossip

Tim Tebow does the topless “Jesus on a cross” pose in GQ – Celebitchy

Jennifer Aniston just labeled this kitten slurping on a bottle video as “what to watch on a loop if Justin leaves me at the altar” – The Berry 

Jessica Biel’s clip-on bangs were totally Justin Timberlake’s idea – Hollywood Tuna 

Bobby Trendy, call your agent now! – Towleroad

In other news, The Hoff got bit in the taint by a venus flytrap while looking for the Garden of Eden – The Superficial 

I really thought that this was Heidi Montag making her comeback in a porn version of Matador and I’m so glad I was wrong – Popoholic

If you need Kylie Minogue, she’ll be crying at the bottom of a lukewarm shower, because now the world knows that she once sucked on the Muscles from Brussels – ICYDK

Just when you think the Internet has outdone itself – OMG Blog

Naomi Watts in a wig or Pippa Middleton? – Popsugar

Rashida Jones apologies for truth-telling – Just Jared

“It wasn’t me! It was Gwen Stefani! She drives a Porsche Panamera too!” – Lindsay Lohan the next time she rear ends a bitch – Moe Jackson

This dog’s cabbage hat is the look – Cityrag

I can’t wait for Britney Spears’ cover of this – Videogum

Derek Hough and a furry friend (sadly, it isn’t a picture of him at a bear bar) - I’m Not Obsessed

But I don’t want to look – Hollywood Rag

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