The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!

Heh, Romney might have magic underwear, but I've got a direct line to Miss Cleo... - turnelbup

Runners-up:

It takes an even higher power to grant Amanda Bynes's request for Obama to fire the cop that arrested her. - Spkheller

Mr. President, that crystal ball doesn't work. That's why Rose Kennedy got rid of it. - OurMissC

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Really? This site is most certainly about politics; you are just to wrapped in stalking me to know it.

I am really quite flattered that you take the time to respond to any post I make and can assume that you are attracted to me.

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Submitted by gladyslove on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:50am.
interesting how most of the comments were not favorable to Obama. MK had some slim pickings for his choices.
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Interesting how 90% of your posts bash either liberals or gay people when this website isn't about politics.

You're just a trolling cunt who needs to get a fucking life and accept the fact that you're a dried up shrew that no man wants.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 1:02pm.

LOL Congrats winners, many funny ones this time around! Great choices MK! HAHAHAHA

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Awww...thanks, Doll! xox

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 11:20am.

Congrats turnelbup. How many wins is that now? Well done.

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interesting how most of the comments were not favorable to Obama. MK had some slim pickings for his choices.

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Congrats turnelbup. How many wins is that now? Well done.

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Congrats to turnelbup and OurMissC! Thank you MichaelK!

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Woo! Congrats SPKHeller and OurMissC! Thank you MK! Lurve...

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Congrats turnelbup and Spkheller! Thanks MK!

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"Being President has taken it's toll and is making me feel old. I now just daydream about getting face deep in a Baconnator rather than balls deep in Chicago hussies."

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Obama is so full of shit when he burps, you can create energy out of his noxious gas.

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... and the heavens opened and dropped a glowing gift into President Obama's hands: Paul Ryan was it's name.
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Muslim God, "Don't worry Comrade Obama, I am much stronger than any Mormon God. I made your non-Kenyan birth certificate appear, I can certainly make Romney's tax returns appear."
Obama, "But what about Paul Ryan?"
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Obama, "HAIL SATAN. HAIL THE ILLUMINATI. LONG LIVE THE LIZARD PEOPLE!!!"

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How do you get the grape drank out ?

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Its white. .....it is never gunna vote for you..

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The president's attempts to get nerd votes by pretending to have a Palantir failed miserably.

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So...Mr. President, how will you fix the still depressed housing market.

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Oh...what was that question again>

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Obama summoning up a 3rd ball to cut-off Wall Street from corporate welfare.

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Surely there must be some more lies about romney in this Crystal ball.

(I am a libertarian not a republican, and don't particularly like romney, but I do find lies tiresome.)

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Yes, it's true. Sookie is my cousin and I'm really a fairy.

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This little ball of mine, I'm gonna let it shine... Let it shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine ...

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Obama: Do you come peacefully to our planet?

Alien: Who asked the colored guy?

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"...so thats when Michelle said 'quit strangling that midget, i need help with the zipper on this latex catsuit....'"

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I crush your head.
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"I'm Barack Obama and I completely, most definitely, absolutely approve this orgasmatron."

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Governor Romney, I'm looking into the All-Knowing Orb - the one Madame Warwick gave me - and I see...magic underwear and voodoo economics...and a Sea Org cruise (hahaha) you're going to be taking with Travolta, Huckabee, and Sheriff Joe...

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In a daring attempt to keep the Kardashians from breeding, Obama harnesses the moon so that none of them could be over it with a case of the babies.

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