Is That A Fart Bubble?
No, seriously, is it?? Probably not, but ever since Ryan Lochte admitted to playing the wrong kind of watersports in the pool and Michael Phelps nodded his agreement, I'm obsessed with knowing just where Olympic swimmers draw the bodily function line. Is snot okay?? Of course spit is, but what if there's a little more than spit going on there? What about jizz? Okay, I'll stop there and yes I've given this way too much thought and I didn't want to take that terrifying journey alone so I forced you all along. You're welcome.
The actual point to this post - yes, there really is a point - is to show you sluts Louis Vuitton's latest ad, featuring THE MEDAL WINNINGEST OLYMPIAN OF ALL TIMEZ (USA!!!). The ad (from E!) shows Phelps soaking in his Speedos like we all do in the tub and not giving a fuck (a fart quite possibly, but not a fuck) if his super rich retiring AT 27 ass splashes bath water all over his LV duffle bag.
And when MK sent me this link, he said "They should have put the bag over his head instead." *sigh* MK always says it better!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:52pm.
i have standards, and i would not hit it. medals or no medals, from the front or back, i do not want lol
Loopy, but did you think he looks good here? I notice bag and stamina talk but what about the sexy pose! Looks like he's about to jump out at you no? Not like Patrick Bateman though... ololol
*loves Jason B btw* lmao
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 10:12pm.
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Less horsey teeheeheee.
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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:09pm.
Gotta respetfully disagree with the stamina bit here, guys. Whenever I have been with a highly athletic dude, he climaxes VERY early. I truly appreciate enthusiasm however.
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in the olympians defense, they gotta climax early cuz they had to fuck their way through 10,800 athletes in 3 weeks with 200,000 condoms and 50,000 backup condoms.
so if they took too long in foreplay, they miss out 4-5 sex partners.
its like speed dating, but its called speed fucking instead, and the TIMER resets! GOOO fuck, 5 minutes, bang bang, change partners.
sorry but a LV bag would not cope well with chlorine, that shit would fall to pieces from all the moisturise, LV bags arent made well these days since imported chinese ladies working in dark rooms in the outskirts of Rome have to sew 20 bags a day, so they rush and the craftsmanship isnt there anymore.
Gotta respetfully disagree with the stamina bit here, guys. Whenever I have been with a highly athletic dude, he climaxes VERY early. I truly appreciate enthusiasm however.
@Mani
Phelps is slated to do some riddicylicky golf "reality" show. Don't do golf, and would rather play golf cart polo than watch golf. BUT, I might have to tune in, if possible. Probably with the volume off.
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Not nearly as much men's water polo as I would have liked. *kicks desk* Whenever I was able to tune in, it was women's Aqua Violence. Not that there is anything wrong with that!
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Looks like a shart sunk to the bottom of the tub while they were doing test shots with the grey cards.
You have a point Bacon Slut!☺
Did you happen to catch any of the Water Polo games? Some very fine looking men.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 8:59pm.
I would hop up and down on that like an ADD child on a pogo stick. While screaming, SHOW ME YOUR GOLD MEDALS! like the tacky, rude American I am.
LMAO! SHOW ME YOUR MEDALS! All you guys make me laugh everyday! I needed a good one.
So what will he do now? New teefs? Write a book? Marry and have kids?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 6:34pm.
Agirl - that's okay with me!! I've only got one eye!
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True? I thought you said something about that a while back but I was very drunk so I don't 'member too good. *shrugs*
Should I flash you real slow then, so you don't miss it? Please advise.
@loozer
But there is a certain appeal to Lochte, other than the obvious. The morning after, one could fill up a to-go paper coffee cup with Cheerios and milk, high-five him with an 11 wide, shout "JEAH!" and send him happily on his way. Did, and done. ;)
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I'm not digging this picture. He's posed really unsexy and awkward, and I agree with sweetas, that does look like a fart bubble. They could have posed him more sexy than that. Also, incidentally his face is less horsey in this picture. He looks okay facewise. Overall, fail!
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Thanks for the eye candy photo! I would think it would be much nicer to wake up to Nathan's smile than Lochte's belch and 'duuhh'.
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@Sans
Two words: Good times. *wide grin*
Did someone mention Nathan Adrian? Oh baby.
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I'd do him. He has a banging body and he seems like a nice guy. And what guy hasn't farted in the tub?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Nathan Adrian, for your viewing and fapping pleasure:
http://poponthepop.com/category/nathan-adrian/
yeah, I'll take some of that!
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loozer, Adrian is DAMN fine. He's always grinning, too!
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I certainly respect and admire Phelps' accomplishments. However, I would rather see Nathan Adrian in the rub-a-dub-tub....
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 8:01pm.
"Banging a swimmer" should be on everyhooker's Bukkit List.
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Well yeah....they're guaranteed to have good stamina and staying power ;)
I did the sport for 10+ years and never got with a swimmer. Shame on me!
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Daniee- it's British actor Idris Elba. ain't he fine? ;)
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you all are so funny :) and Vxxx did a good job of making MPs face look good. he looks good all over in that photo ,, but it also makes me think of frog's legs from some french cook book .
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i am never getting into a swimming pool ever again.
lakes rivers and oceans are still OK
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He doesn't look as Lurch-y in this photo. Five o'clock shadow and a clawfoot tub suit him well. And yeah, I'd do him. He has tons of stamina, I'm sure.
I'm sensing that quite a few of us will be having saucy dreams tonight! *wiggles eyebrows*
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I would hop up and down on that like an ADD child on a pogo stick. While screaming, SHOW ME YOUR GOLD MEDALS! like the tacky, rude American I am.
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I wonder if he's a "grower" because he's not a shower. But, I say that even though in this picture I would work him over real good. I do think he's a moaner with a boner!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 6:55pm.
CodeRed, that photographer did a good job, ahahah.
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then I won't fire mine! (which is 90% of the time myself). ;)
I don't care if he's a douche, I've always rooted for him.
When I used to swim, snot and loogies used to come out of my nose because I'd breath out. It was kind of gross, but you gotta do, what you gotta do.
I have to say that I don't know what some of you bitches are complaining about. From that angle, if I didn't really know what he looks like, and after four martinis, I'd totally hit it, even with the lights on.
I have always been a fan. The body more than makes up for the face and he seems to have decent personality unlike that lochteness monster.
Ooooooh, to BE those goggles... *sighs*
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LOL Me likey!!!
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Bacony, that sounds like a Fukkit list. ;)
What's on his head, a one-eyed goggle? hahah
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He is not easy on the eyes.
Good photo. Maybe I'm ovulating but I'd jump in there, peel off that Speedo and get ON it.
I was hoping you would notice!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha! This time I think SWEETAS said it better!
I'd still take a hole in the ground with real charcoal in it ANY DAY over any type of propane BBQ.
IMO the smell and taste of real charcoal roasted meat is the BEST in the universe.
It also reminds me of being a kid swimming at the conservation area with my Dad cookin burgers and dogs, I can smell it now!!!
CodeRed, that photographer did a good job, ahahah.
@Mani6, the bag looks out of place I think, don't know about his speedo. I bet he even sleeps in them too! lmao
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If I was sitting there in a tub....my speedo wouldn't be on. This is so FAKE!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 6:43pm.
From this angle he looks pretty good ....
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I was thinking the same, but i like that angle on myself as well, so I kept it to myself. :)
From this angle he looks pretty good but a hot model would be better! lol
On the topic of pools I'd be more afraid of the harsh germ-killing chemicals IN the water and those gross shower stall floors than pee or jizz in the water! ahhaa
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 6:34pm.
Dog - I had to google that.
I want an industrial stove:
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Growing up, my mom had a Garland stove. That thing was so cool. When we bought this house it had a nearly new Aga. I would marry that thing if I could.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 6:37pm.
Every gadget I bought from them turned out to be really poor quality. You are missing nothing. Well, except the cooking stones.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 6:34pm.
I have gathered that you are a phenomenal cook. We'll be over at 8:00. Please have the beer properly chilled and a pillow for my husband to sack out on the couch while you slave over the BBQ.
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that bag is very feminine. any guy who'd wear it, i'd assume was gay, just because. LV style has not changed in what must be over decades too.
Yes, SOME cooking things are worth the price tag like nice knives and a good tall pasta pot. I hated cooking with my cheap ol' knives. Now I feel like a queen that I saved and got me some good ones. My tomatoes are happier for it.
jack-n-the-hat --what do these stones do??
OH NOOOOOOOO!!!! Why did I go to the Pampered Chef's website?!!?!?!?
It's ok. Crisis averted. I do not have a credit card so even if I wanted and talked myself into it, I can't buy anything.