Afternoon Crumbs

August 13, 2012 / Posted by:

Katy Perry’s bare nalgitas made an appearance at Raging Waters this weekend and if you put your ear to the picture of her bikini bottoms falls off, you can almost hear her butt coo out the words, “Saaaave me from John Mayer…” – The Superficial 

The Olympics is now over and we didn’t even get one grainy cell phone picture of a topless Prince Hot Ginge doing nipple shots with Team GB’s swim team – Lainey Gossip

Glamberace’s arm looks like it was made by the douchebags who make those Affliction t-shirts – Towleroad

Jessie J’s trick ass was at the Olympics Closing Ceremony, but England’s Finest Rose AND the dreamiest dreamboat in Britain Pete Doherty wasn’t?! – Hollywood Tuna 

Are we sure this isn’t really a picture of a piece of dried seaweed on meth? – Drunken Stepfather

Harry Potter’s totally throwing a “Yeah, I’m breaking my wand on this trick” look while sashaying around with a mystery woman – The Berry 

The definition of true love is the clearance bin version of Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming out for their first photo-op after getting back together. The definition of sadness is Hugh Hefner looking like all he wants is a tapioca pudding cup and the latest Reader’s Digest. – Celebitchy

It’s been exactly five seconds since you’ve seen LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in a staged bikini photo shoot, so why don’t you end the drought by quenching your thirst on new pictures of these two whores doing what they do best, besides home wrecking – Just Jared

Jessica Biel looks frozen. Colin Farrell looks like he’s thinking of releasing a fart. Kate Beckinsale looks like her right hand is in the wrong place at the wrong time (see: Colin Farrell thinking about releasing a fart). – ICYDK

The permanently knocked up Camila Alves is in a bikini and the only thing these pictures are missing is a Matthew McConaughey using her bump as a bongo – Popoholic

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively go to the gym and I know, that sounds about as exciting as pictures of two pieces of jicama floating in a paper bowl full of lukewarm tap water – Popsugar

I wonder if Richie Sambora and Jon Bon Jovi use the same highlighting cap? – SOW

Vanessa Paradis sort of not really talks about how Johnny Depp left a hole in heart bigger than the beautiful gap between her teefs – Hollywood Rag 

My guess is….an Olsen? – Cityrag

Beyonce thinks she’s Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm and shit  – I’m Not Obsessed

You know you’re a true piece of messy shit when even Vh1 won’t stand by you – Crunk + Disorderly

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