Please Don't You Be My Neighbor
STALKER ALERT. Because it is not at all strange, scary or smothering to superglue yourself to some guy you've been dating for all of two months, Taylor Swift has reportedly decided to take her summer fling with Conor Kennedy to the next level. Or more specifically, People, NBC News and basically everyone else is saying bitch bought a house right across the street from Conor's grandmother Ethel in the Kennedy compound.
While most people would be frantically spider-webbing their young naive grandson with POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS tape as red flags fly and sirens blare in the background, Miss Ethel and the rest of the Kennedy clan seem to be drunk on the Swifty Kool Aid (tastes like plain lukewarm tap water with waaaay too fucking much sugar).
From the Boston Herald: “She’s a great friend of all of ours,” Conor’s aunt, filmmaker Rory Kennedy, told reporters at the recent Television Critics Association confab. “She’s awesome and we love her.”
From Sweetas: PUKE.
I wonder if the Kennedy family will still think she's SUCH A DOLL when she turns the 1928 estate into a life sized Barbie Dream Home decorated with Hello Kitty and My Little Pony posters, hot pink ribbons and glitter markers. And there's something else that gives me cause for side-eye with all of this, I mean besides little miss spider turning Conor into a prey cocoon so soon while his damned family just stands there drooling on themselves and shaking their pom pons. Taylor's past bfs, Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal have all been rumored to possibly at least sometimes, y'know, prefer the outies to the innies. I think you all get where I'm going with this.
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This chick is a serial stage IV clinger.
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Cockadouche!
Taylor: Taming your hair, wearing red-white-and-blue, and carrying (a brand spankin' new) Vera Bradley bag on the Vineyard doesn't make you a Kennedy. Trust.
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Cannot stop thinking about this house purchase and relationship. Mary Kennedy is a Shakespearean character in the Kennedy drama, like an Ophelia. She isnt even dead a year, yet father and son parade their new women around and let them tweet away.
Kennedy men seem to have no trouble getting over women they don't have use for. They have all moved beyond Mary's death much too fast. Sickening.
This relationship may provide tabloid fodder for the next ten years. Then Conor will be 28, Taylor will be yikes 32. During this time Conor will have taken every opportunity to associate with any woman in his vicinity. It's the Kennedy way.
My heart goes out to Mary's family. The Kennedy family are mostly drunks and way too impressed with themselves. They didn't do that much for America, although they all like to think so.
sweetas this is your finest writing. the innies and outties line made me choke. kudos!
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Crumbs, is Taylor Swift still around?? I forgot all about this insignificant bitch.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
woot! Sweetas!
i admit it. i just "got" your Title:
"Please Don't You Be My Neighbor"
Brava to you!
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i think i miss that Mr Rogers. reminds me of a kinder, gentler NATION.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Is "she's awesome and we love her" code for she gonna be six feet under in a couple of years?
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Loopy, You forgot, imaginary bf Tebow! And the wholesome dates she imagined they had... Patrick Schwarzenegger, should be next... lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:41am.
you know she is bat shit craaaaayzzzzeeeee.
and you can totally picture her doing that, doing hand signals to indicate *im watching you*
well what does she expect, firstly she is a 23 year old pretending to be a 13 year old living in fucking fairytale land. Taylor needs to wake the fuck up and realise that when she opens her windows in the morning and sings, birds, rats and squirrels arent going to run to her and present her with a flower.
second she dates gay guys, jakey poo and taylor lautner and was probably hoping that she might switch them, well taylor unless you have a dick, you not gonna switch over a gay guy.
third, she dates a douche bag john mayer. enough said.
so now i guess, she puts all those 3 experiences together and decided "i wont date someone older, or old enough to be a douche, or gay and ill date some1 younger closer to my mental age".
So she went with connor, bought a house next door, so she can watch him.
Loopy, " then makes hand signals with two fingers, points it at her eyes then with the index finger points it at the girl and then picks up the bottom of her frilly skirt and skips into connor's house humming that romeo and juliet song*"
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Lmao!
*open blinds, closes blinds... opens blinds, closes blinds*
Why is TayTay so desperate? Did Jakey or Mayer make her so? She needs a SamRo guy version in her life. Code name: the cooler!
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Great title for this thread! The label Your Stalking Scares Me belongs here!
I'd never noticed the way Taylor dressed until today. She is certainly dressing the part of a Kennedy girlfriend.
At least she's not dating old men, but buying the house next door is a bad move. No doubt they will break up soon.
Conor is one sexy looking boy.
FUCK this bitch is crrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy.
she is keeping her eyes close on connor so she wont lose him again.
Taylor: *peering through the window its after school and connor is walking home with a girl, runs outside* HAY HAY!! whats going on? who are you? what are you doing? what's your game whore?
Girl: ahhhh *starts hand signals*
Taylor: Bitch don't snap your fingers at me.
Connor: Taylor this is the special eds girl from school, she lives down the road and i was walking her...
Taylor: mmmmm hmmm okay *watches connor wave good bye and the girl walks away, waits for connor to turn around, then makes hand signals with two fingers, points it at her eyes then with the index finger points it at the girl and then picks up the bottom of her frilly skirt and skips into connor's house humming that romeo and juliet song*
Stalking a teenage boy? Those Kennedy's are down with it? Hope he uses a condom unless he wants to end up on teen dad.
Hmmm...
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: Sweetas sucks.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: Sweetas sucks.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 8:24pm.
lol, I don't have moobs my dear:P
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Check the OP. I'm thinking some saggy man boobs isn't what you have to worry about.
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lol, I don't have moobs my dear:P
Whamo, that IS a baseball bat!
SHOW ME YOUR MOOBS!
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@ doggie, I'll bet they are BBQ an....hey why do you have that weird look in you eyes and a shovel over your shoulder like a baseball bat???
I wouldn't touch a Kennedy with a 100 foot dildo.
But this dumb hick bitch is cooing all the way to her next album.
She gives off a strange vibe.
Oooh Oh Diamond Girl (Yes, Yes)
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 7:19pm.
OMG, it took you an hour and half to come up with THAT???
*digs fresh hole in the ground and drapes hot dogs over it as camouflage*
Whamo, dear, come here, please.
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LOL, Hey I was out and about getting som.....hey look hot dogs no way!
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They're BARBECUED hot dogs.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 7:19pm.
OMG, it took you an hour and half to come up with THAT???
*digs fresh hole in the ground and drapes hot dogs over it as camouflage*
Whamo, dear, come here, please.
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LOL, Hey I was out and about getting som.....hey look hot dogs no way!
Something is wrong with her. Firstly if you're over the age of 20 you don't hook up with a 17 year old boy. Then you don't buy a house across the street from someone you JUST started dating. I'm starting to think that she dug her nails too far and too early into her previous boyfriends and they cut her off quick. This is creepy on a whole-nother level.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 7:19pm.
@ doggie.....What! Come on now baby I would never actually cheat on you!! lol:P
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OMG, it took you an hour and half to come up with THAT???
*digs fresh hole in the ground and drapes hot dogs over it as camouflage*
Whamo, dear, come here, please.
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@ doggie.....What! Come on now baby I would never actually cheat on you!! lol:P
Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 4:46pm.
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Generally, when I break up with a guy, he's dead to me. I talk to a couple of exes now, but we've been broken up for 10-15 years.
I don't get how people can throw all self esteem out the window and act a fool to try to get an ex back. It almost never works and you end up looking like a huge loser.
Also - how did the cops not get called on that chick!?!?
On Topic: Taylor, sweetie, please use some of those millions and BUY A CLUE (or pay for therapy) - desperate is not a good look on anyone.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 5:08pm.
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Dear Mr. (?) Whamo,
I think you are my soulmate. Let's get together and guzzle Haterade. I love the way you think.
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I must say I like that you like the way I think hmmn:P lol!!!
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YOU DIRTY CHEATING WEASEL!!!!!
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 5:08pm.
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Dear Mr. (?) Whamo,
I think you are my soulmate. Let's get together and guzzle Haterade. I love the way you think.
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I must say I like that you like the way I think hmmn:P lol!!!
OMG what a total stalker she is!
"From Sweetas: PUKE." - From EVERYONE: LOL *barf*
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Miss Nashville might just be a wise businesswoman. That Massachusetts house sold for 4.9 million $. It was listed for 13.5 million in 2010. You do the math.
Winter is a bit rough but it is just gorgeous on Cape Cod.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 4:56pm.
Should a chick her age not be with a maturer dude closer to 30 or so? What the fuck is with this perpetual 16year old? She's in an industry where she must have been fed lines and fucked in a bathroom by now she's giving musicians a bad name.
What with this hearts on her binder BS grade 9 love, what fucking twit!
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Dear Mr. (?) Whamo,
I think you are my soulmate. Let's get together and guzzle Haterade. I love the way you think.
Off-topic: Helen Gurley Brown died today.
On-topic: Can we now officially retire the "desperation cat-lady" crown from JenA and pass it to this chick? Mom-jeans wearing hens, meet your new queen.
Should a chick her age not be with a maturer dude closer to 30 or so? What the fuck is with this perpetual 16year old? She's in an industry where she must have been fed lines and fucked in a bathroom by now she's giving musicians a bad name.
What with this hearts on her binder BS grade 9 love, what fucking twit!
Yes! Maybe now they can be rid of her for us.
oh dear Taylor. this big 'island' which is separated from the mainland by only hundreds of feet of water and a couple of bridges.. will suddenly become like a *very small island that is MILES from the mainland,
once you break up.
which actually makes me think these 2 are not actually have a real relationship. well that and their ages.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
In this sort of situation, I'm depending on 6 degrees of separation to spread that Kennedy bad luck to Swifty too, her songs make me want to kill myself. Although, it doesn't take much to get me to that point nowadays!
I dated a guy once who, during the time he and I went out, had a desperately clinging stalker-y 'ex' (I put 'ex' in quotes because in retrospect, I don't know that she ever really became an ex to him, per se, although he repeatedly told me they were over); she'd follow him around town, follow him to work and sit outside in the parking lot watching/waiting for him (I worked w/him so I saw this) to come out and they'd engage in screaming fights and her actually rolling around on the ground wailing, she'd follow him when he'd go out with other women, she'd drive by my house and call me up in the middle of the night ranting and spewing profanities. I could go on with examples but clearly she was a PSYCHO.
Anywhoo, despite her behavior over the course of YEARS, they ended up marrying and are still married 25 yrs later!
Moral: some guys actually like the crazy stalker types!
OT - I can't stand Taylor and her squinty rat face, or her music.
Cut to 2031: A Benzedrine suppository-addled Taylor Swift croons "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to Conor while his wife, Muffy Worthington, looks on.
I guess the boy has never seen Fatal Attraction. I can totally see Taylor breaking into his parent's house and boiling his bunny when they break up.
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Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto. - Vera Donovan
Taylor ain't right in the head is she? And now she's buying real estate near the Kennedy compund...I predict murder/suicide...
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Oh, PLEASE, someone take her on a romantic moonlit drive to Chappaquiddick Island!
If she ever attempts to release a song about Conor or the other Kennedys, she will come to understand the full power of the Kennedys.
Maybe one of those two options will shut her up.
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She's creepy.
She is really coming off as being incredibly desperate by buying this house across the street. Did no one try to talk her out of doing this? Geez, she's acting like a stalker. When they break up in 2 months, then what's she gonna do with this house? Really stupid. If I was his family, I'd be pretty concerned by her buying this house. It just doesn't seem "normal."
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