"Basketball Wives" Is Gonna Be REAL Fucked Up Next Season
There is no reason for anyone to be hitting anyone else unless someone is trying to kill you, your children are in danger, your mother is being raped or WE stops running Golden Girls reruns. Damn.
Basketball Wives tigress (and emitter of the classic "non-muthafuckin' factor" read) Evelyn Lozada had to make an unscheduled trip to the ER last night. Her husband, Miami Dolphin Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, allegedly head-butted her during an argument. Ow? Dude has a prominent forehead so Evelyn is lucky her own melon is still attached to the rest of her gold-diggin' body.
TMZ sez that Lozada found a receipt for condoms in Chad's ride, and those rubbers obviously hadn't seen the inside of her vagine. She confronted him about it, and that was when he supposedly Chris Brown-ed her. Chad claims it was an accident, but he was still arrested and booked on a single domestic charge and will soon be out on $2,500 bond.
Evelyn had lacerations (yikes) on her forehead and was taken to the hospital in Florida. She's since been released.
Was this just for the cameras? That's awful to think. But this is exactly the sort of "storyline" that takes place on that show. I don't hate to say it - Basketball Wives regularly features people acting like rabid animals and fistfights abound over things like imagined dirty looks, insinuations that people aren't being "real," and unsent party invites. People get paid to act gross, and producers encourage their antics to make it more enjoyable to watch. My head is hung, because I am guilty as fuck for perpetuating it because I watch this shit along with everyone else. Mostly because Tami Roman is my favorite television drunk. Her journey from "It wasn't not funny" on The Real World: Los Angeles to "Bougie Bitch. I'm going to get some fucking t-shirts made that say “Bougie Ass Bitch!" on Wives has thrilled and inspired me.
But then it leads to crazy like this. Dude used that big cranium to HEADBUTT his wife. Time the fuck out, everyone. Let's keep our melons to ourselves.
Mugshot (and a picture from their wedding) below.
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This show is absolutely disgusting!
At least with Jersey Shore or real housewives, there's a slight entertainment factor so it makes it a bit easier to understand why it's on TV.
This real basketball shit is absolutely repulsive! All these bitches do is scream and holler an fight over petty ass inconsequential shit! It's not entertaining, it's not funny, they aren't glamorous....just a bunch of moronic ass fools screaming all the time....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Why would you keep a receipt for condoms for your side piece?
Anyone who legally changes his name to "Ochocinco" should have been cut off from the rest of humanity a long time ago.
Same thing goes for "Metta World Peace." I always get the LOLs when the NBA commentators go "and then Bryant passes the ball to Artes....I mean, Metta World Peace. Metta for the rebound!"
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
He has always been a nutjob. Professional athletes as a whole make too much money, have too big egos and have led way too privileged lives, and have since high school. They don't have to answer for their behavior, and this kind of stuff - cheating, mistreating their wives and girlfriends - happens way too much. They need to teach these guys how to handle themselves in college, before they get into pro sports.
I just watched the gold medal game and I was able to identify the name 'Carmelo Anthony' only cuz I know he's married to someone called LaLa who is on some reality show. Ta MK. :D
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Mike, Sweetas' milk shake brings all the boys to the yard ( and we love JHarv too, of course)
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Sort of like that "walk like a duck"
If it smells like shit, looks like shit---it probably is shit. This guys has ALWASY been
a piece of shit.
She was engazed (I purposefully used that) to Antoine Walker like 500 yrs ago, and that is how she was an "almost" BBW.
Submitted by snowpiece on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 12:56pm.
TV is right! I believe the Dolphins are a FUTBAWL team, I only know him from DWTS
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His next appearance will be on DWTSA.
Down With The Spousal Abuse.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I could be on a show titled "Basketcase Wives."
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TV!!! You're missed around these parts!
Submitted by guest on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 1:00pm.
f*ck is the word of the day!
Poor Evelyn. I used to watch this show. Who was that chick that was a cheerleader or dancer & always said that's what's up? She was annoying.
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Ryan Seacrest.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Team Valtrex!! How are you!!
Evelyn was engaged to a b-baller, but never married. I don't get those damn shows, myself.
I hope she gets out. This guy's an ego-maniacal loose cannon.
It ain't worth it.
f*ck is the word of the day!
Poor Evelyn. I used to watch this show. Who was that chick that was a cheerleader or dancer & always said that's what's up? She was annoying.
why is it called ''Basket ball wives'' when he plays for the NFL?
TV is right! I believe the Dolphins are a FUTBAWL team, I only know him from DWTS
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Shouldn't a "basketball wive" be married to an,oh I don't know, a basketball player?!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
oh so that's why people were talking about "Ocho Clinko" on FB, what a douche
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."