The Silver Fox's Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:
1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.
2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!
I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.
That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.
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And on Sunday God sent MK down from the heavens to walk amongst the peons as punishment for blowing Paul Lynn....again!
Michael K, I knew you saw that! Don't forget that favour I did for you, EVER! hahahah
Never had the herpez though! NO SIR! Don't start de rumours YOU! lol SKANK
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OH MAH GAWWWWW!!! AIEEEEEEE!!! I'M GONNA DIE I SWEAR I AM!!!
One Direction just sang a song and I just wet my pants.
So, who's here?
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Men like Anderson Cooper are a tough sell, you wouldn't think it but they definitely are.
He's married to his work and it's not a very attractive trait to most men he dates I would imagine.
Guys like this resolve their work-social conflict by aiming low to level things out or by dating men who are equally consumed by workaholism. Both are fatal blows to any withstanding relationship eventually. He needs a guy who's willing to put him in his place and loosen him up....Kathy Griffin (but seriously, a male version of her would be perfect).
Andy Cohen is the better alternative. He drinks on the job! Can you ask for more?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:08pm.
Wonkyskabazzle! Of course! We know what you meant... hehehe
Still sucks of this dude to do this to SilverFox, WHAT A BITCH!
Haha if I do, my moron ex who broke up with me over TEXT MESSAGE after six months has some 'splainin to do.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
The fox got cheated on!! But he's the dogs tuxedo...for shame!!
Wonkyskabazzle! Of course! We know what you meant... hehehe
Still sucks of this dude to do this to SilverFox, WHAT A BITCH!
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:59pm.
Wow, what a kick in the teeth to AC. Unbelievable. I hope he's in touch with his inner Sandra Bullock.
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you hope he's a Nazi?
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
OH! MAH! GAW!!!
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Ahh One Direction on the closing ceremonies! I know most of them are legal but I still feel dirty for my 25-y/o self liking that damn song
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
@ Bendy
I missed him too but I'll watch it again later on the BBC iPlayer. Posh looked so fucking fierce and 50 year old Geri Halliwell, as usual, was dressed like a 6 year old playing princess. *shakes head*
Withinreason, I love you, because you catch the spam skanks. Spam is going to kill me. And it's okay if you've had herpes. You haven't lived until you've fucked a Valtrex pill.
Are suckandfuck and MK secret lovers?
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Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:04pm.
Suckandfuck, that shit is EXCLUSIVE.
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OH YA? WELL. MY HEART IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU MIGUELINA!!! enjoy the rest of your vacation!! ♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Lol at princess MK's drunk ass!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:52pm.
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Ska, speak for yoself, I ain't never had herpez! *side-eyes yo ass* lmao
Wait, I didn't mean- I mean, I don't have - shit, now errbody thinks I have herpes like Wonky McValtrex :( - lol - rest assured I DON'T!!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Suckandfuck, that shit is EXCLUSIVE. (I don't know if I spelled that right but who cares). I'd have to sell my shriveled liver on the black market to buy them.
MK, I would love to stay and chat but I'm watch ing the Olympic closing ceremony in hopes of seeing a glimpse of my Gandy candy man.
Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:52pm.
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Ska, speak for yoself, I ain't never had herpez! *side-eyes yo ass* lmao
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Who would cheat on the Silver Fox? Unreal. His boyfriend is an idiot - Andy deserves much better, someone like MK.
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Michael K, what are you doing in here right now? WHAT THE F*CK man? ♥♥♥ hahahahha
#drunkassedtoo!:)
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Wow, what a kick in the teeth to AC. Unbelievable. I hope he's in touch with his inner Sandra Bullock.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Why come the pictures are not posted here? I saw them on some other gay website. I don't like the idea of that open relationship shit!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ben Maisani is just a piece of NOBODY TRASH and he cheats on Anderson Cooper who is pretty much the biggest catch around?
Who the fuck does he think is?!? The Silver Fox needs to put him out to the curb like the trash he is!
PSL, in five YEARS? More like five months.
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Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:53pm.
suckandfuck, when I'm drunk I take a bath and piss up high so it makes like a fountain. Like the Bellagio fountain. I hum Mozart and everything.
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hmmm this is pretty beautiful, have you considered a stint in Vegas? why are you on vacation and drunk and posting in here with those awful fat ladies that make me so sick oh god how are you not sick posting among these things, I throw up every morning having to even think about them! oh miguelina!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Doggie, I am loving that Kim K is still messing with her face. She is going to be such a fucking mess in 5 years.
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
MK is gonna be climbing back into that heart suit from a recent Caption This and lurking outside Mah Boo's house with his sparkles hanging out.
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hey MK!!!
Love your drunk ass too!!!!
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Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:52pm.
Thank you, skabazzle. I know, I need to drop in more often, but every time I drop in somebody gets herpes.
Unfortunately, that's just an occupational risk of reading/posting on the D. Btw, I've sent you tips before and never heard back, what grabs your attention in an email for a posting?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
suckandfuck, when I'm drunk I take a bath and piss up high so it makes like a fountain. Like the Bellagio fountain. I hum Mozart and everything.
Thank you, skabazzle. I know, I need to drop in more often, but every time I drop in somebody gets herpes.
MIGUELINA WHEN YOU ARE REALLY DRUNK DO YOU TAKE ALL YOUR NAIL POLISH AND SWIRL IT AROUND IN A BOWL AND PAINT YOUR TOENAILS PSYCHEDELIC COLORS LIKE SOME CRAZY HIPPIE BITCH! OH HOW I YEARN FOR SUCH DISCREET INFORMATION!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
We love you, MK!!! I pray my "Hail , Michael, full of dicks" at my shrine to you every night....
Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:50pm.
He'll need time to 'recover' though. You have time! We're rooting for you! (as soon as you're sober).
Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:49pm.
FYI: I love you all and I'm fucking DRUUUUUNK
Yay MK! I've never seen you drop into a thread before while I've been reading/posting here.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Ok, i officially gave up on the idea that there are people out there who can be monogamous and are happy being it...
The fucking dick passing around disgusts me. In a year every person on this planet will have the herp and if i am ever single again, i wont fuck ANYONE, cause i dont wanna catch this shit.
Awwwww MK is drunk posting !!!
suckandfuck, my anus appreciates that, but honestly it likes to party.
Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:49pm.
FYI: I love you all and I'm fucking DRUUUUUNK
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MIGUELINA I LOVE YOU TOO! PLEASE RELAX YOUR ANUS FOR ME!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Dion, he likes them buff and I'm on the wrong side of skinny fat. Don't make me work out, bitch!
FYI: I love you all and I'm fucking DRUUUUUNK
Sexy man shoulders-nom!.....I'm Sorry, what were we talking about again?
Anderson is crying into his Zac Efron puppy mill as we speak.
Damn, you're the man dating Coop when he comes out and you step out on him?! Cold.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Take the hint MK, he's all your now for the taking.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:41pm.
Everyone's a whore... I'm disgusted.
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I'm not feeling so bad about myself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:41pm.
Everyone's a whore... I'm disgusted.
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Seriously Jack.
How hard is it to be with one person at a time? I guess I'm old-fashioned.
*crawls back into my cave*
Time to go home...woo!
Open relationship or not, drop him Silver Fox! It's made the news, so screw him... Plus, you'll always have MK!!
@Jack, you know it, a ho is a ho, anywhere! Eff them! ☺☺ The sluts!!!
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This dude right here is stoopid! I mean you're with Acoop; who steps out on ACoop?