The Silver Fox's Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:
1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.
2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!
I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.
That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.
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Bambam bambam, come on, would MK sit here dormant for 6 years and not be himself? Think about it, you have 2 minutes! After that you get a spanking! *muah*
Really enjoying DRUNKARDS Michael... teeheehee
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Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:25pm.
bitch I need to show you some emails. They are fucking nuts and I can't believe the mental
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plz PLZZZZZZZZ show these e-mails
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
OT: Anyone watching Big Brother? I started watching, but I keep forgetting to watch when the episodes air and I haven't set my DVR to record the series because it's like 3 episodes a week!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
LMAO!
*gives MK my address*
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Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:28pm.
MK, I am begging you to start posting some of your hilarious hate mail. It could be a new daily section like Hate Crumbs or some shit.
Yes!! Nothing nasty or hateful, just straight-up crazies would be hilarious.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
MK I LUVVV U !!! you need to get your drunk ass and go for that silver fox, He is lonely and needs a buddy to drink *wink wink*
Jintess, I lost all respect for Anderson when he did that story for CBS about the reefs being endangered. Here is was talking about how the coral is so fragile and is dying at a rapid rate, all the while STANDING ON IT under water and dragging cables across it.
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MK, I am begging you to start posting some of your hilarious hate mail. It could be a new daily section like Hate Crumbs or some shit.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Louise, Ticky = JenAn* *ref from JJ, don't ask. I just learned this myself!
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Haha! Thanks. JJ's people are special.
Stoney, don't judge, but I've given my fucking ADDRESS to whores that I haven't even had more than two words with. Desperate times... What I'm saying is that Carly Rae Jepsen is a WHORE!
Damn, my comments at JJ are getting all kinds of hidden.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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What the hell is a Ticky?
Ticky is Jennifer Aniston
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Thanks
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I get that impression too.
Sweetas, you know the loons better than me, but bitch I need to show you some emails. They are fucking nuts and I can't believe the mental hospitals don't have restrictions for computer lab use. They should!
Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:15pm.
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You and Charlize act like you are the same as the rest of us.... EXCEPT for SUCKY, he's in a filthy league of his own!! *I bow down to you!* bwahahahahah. Great job so far Sweets! •ღ•ღ•ღ
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:20pm.
Seriously, if Ticky's engaged, I'm gonna be so happy for her.
I like JenAn too, but not the story that he was with his gf of 14 years and left her to be with Aniston after they met on Wanderlust. Seems too close to home for her with the whole Mr. & Mrs. Smith beginning to Brangelina, know what I mean?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
That damn whore bag.
Who is Ticky?
@ PSL
The worst part is that this is the first weekend in the last 3 months or so that we've had any real heat/sunshine over here, and of course it's sweltering and unbearable!
Am I the only one who gets the impression that Anderson is a self entitled pompous ass?
Good looking? Oh yes.
Knows it? Yep yep and YEP
Talented as a reporter..no
(ducks and covers)
I hate the Call Me Maybe song. First of all, it's poor grammar. Second, why the fuck's she whining about missing him at the end of the song? YOU JUST MET HIM AND GAVE HIM YOUR NUMBER, PSYCHO.
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OMGMK,
It's YOU! It's really, really YOU!
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*waggles finger side to side up and down*
What's this, what's going on with this avie less posting?
Is this really MK? Last I saw that hor was hanging out near Times Square hoping JLo's piece would show up for a "haircut."
Back off my One Direction obsession MK. If there's grass on the field let's play ball I say. ;p
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:11pm.
Is there any way to get David Gandy and Matt Bomer to do a movie together with gratuitous nude scenes?
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Sans, are you trying to kill me here? My brain is blowing up just thinking about it. LOL
Seriously, if Ticky's engaged, I'm gonna be so happy for her.
UBF: I'm faithful and I am happy to be.
Skabazzle: I love that song, too. Anything poppy and catchy I love. Can't help it. I'm a bubblegum pop whore. Totally. That "Call Me Maybe" song? Love it.
Oh, and poor AndyCoop. That's gotta suck. Lucky for him, there's a line around the block to be his replacement.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:14pm.
TICKY'S ENGAGED Y'ALL!!!!
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that's why MK is drunk...he's celebrating. :)
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:06pm.
Are suckandfuck and MK secret lovers?
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Dog, Sucky could only hope. Jack rarely let's him out from under his desk.
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Ohhhh, so THAT'S why Jack's desk is shoved into the corner!
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Because her bio clock is ticking since she is sooooo old and childless, DUH!!! lol
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*swoooooon*
I loved a yellow spotted gut!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:14pm.
TICKY'S ENGAGED Y'ALL!!!!
*heads over to jj to read how she drugged him and tricked him into proposing*
I know it's a JJism, but why do they call her Ticky?
HAHAHA Michael, jinx bitch! You owe me some coke! ♥
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:06pm.
Are suckandfuck and MK secret lovers?
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Dog, Sucky could only hope. Jack rarely let's him out from under his desk.
I saw MK in an interview talking about potpourri or some shit and he is a right proper lassie.
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MK is here? It's been a long time since you posted comments, hope you're enjoying your vacation.
bambam one direction and some trash can band LOL!
OMG, MK posts among us!! Thank God I happen to be wearing my best holey stained t-shirt!
Sweetas, I love you like Lindsay Lohan loves stank dick, but you wouldn't be saying that if you saw me now: gut out, Corona stains on my yellow t-shirt.
TICKY'S ENGAGED Y'ALL!!!!
*heads over to jj to read how she drugged him and tricked him into proposing*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:13pm.
Lucifer, here too. i totally broke out into a sweat walking into my kitchen. I don't think I will ever go in there again.
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Why? Is BloHan in there?
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Michael K is hotter than Boo's current piece any day of the week. Bitch doesn't know what he's got!
Lucifer, here too. i totally broke out into a sweat walking into my kitchen. I don't think I will ever go in there again.
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Lol REPORTED
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bambam, I'm reporting you to Chris Hansen. I know those One Direction twinks are of age (I think), but they look like twelve. Have they even cum?! Are they pube hairs even more than a day old?
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:10pm.
Kathy Griffin IS a male version of herself. ;p
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Bloody hell it's so warm indoors here. If I had a sleeping bag I'd risk being chewed alive by daddy long legs and go sleep out in the garden.
WHAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Is there any way to get David Gandy and Matt Bomer to do a movie together with gratuitous nude scenes?
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