The Silver Fox's Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:
1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.
2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!
I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.
That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.
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I wonder what Bernard thinks of JA's engagement....
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:41pm.
Dooooooogggggiiiieee:);) :)
How're they shaking my darling? :P
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I just read the HSL thread for today and can't stop crying. That sweet, sweet dog.
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Aww I just had a read now on Amanda the super dog mommies:) that's why doggies are the bestest critters in the world:)
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Holyfuckinshit, BSF!!! I have no words.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:41pm.
Dooooooogggggiiiieee:);) :)
How're they shaking my darling? :P
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I just read the HSL thread for today and can't stop crying. That sweet, sweet dog.
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Aww I just had a read now on Amanda the super dog mommies:) that's why doggies are the bestest critters in the world:)
@MK.....I judge.
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:52pm.
Yaaaaaaaaay, Annie Lennox!!!
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bambam, have you seen the Annie Lennox video with Hugh Lauriein it. I think it was Walking on Broken Glass?
Da hell? Damn me and Salacious were just there at JJ until we started getting our asses deleted, so I thought I'd mosey on over here. Yes, the loons' heads are ablowing with the engagement. They think Jen and Justin got engaged in response to the rumored Brangelina wedding that was supposed to take place this weekend, lol. You know it's a competition between them.
Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:52pm.
BSF!!! I am trying to straighten the fuck up for you right now but the alcohol and weed are making it hard! WHAT gf? ♥
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I'm a whorey whore from whore town and a dirty hypocritical slut who doesn't know who the hell she even is anymore. But other than that, everything is dandy.
Got home from that work retreat a few hours ago. I feel like I'm having an out of body experience. Logged on to dlisted to distract myself with a few laughs. Anyway, long story short, VP got exactly what he wanted.
Michael K, no one was in doubt of your asslips and Bambam's touching on each other... UNTIL NOW.. that is... hahahah ewwwww! FREAKS!
You all watching the ceremony now???? hahaha
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Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:23pm.
I hate the Call Me Maybe song. First of all, it's poor grammar. Second, why the fuck's she whining about missing him at the end of the song? YOU JUST MET HIM AND GAVE HIM YOUR NUMBER, PSYCHO.
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Um....I've done alot more than give my number to someone I just met, imjustsayin....i've never missed them though so maybe you're right, she is fucking PSYCHO!!!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Please don't judge me if I drink water out of the toilet water tank. Working a faucet while you're drunk is really hard!
Hahaha Sweets..not a chance. I WOULD NEVER TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF THAT WAY (ie:lighting in the apt isn't flattering)
Plus I would have to actually clean my bathroom mirror.
Then I would have to make sure the towels on the rack were clean, toilet was flushed...sheesh folks.
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Bambam, I believe you hun! I agree, MK should post those nastay emails. We could send them a few hundred thousand REPLIES, don't you think?! Those Beoatches!
Did I just spy Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell at the ceremony repeat broadcast?... lmao! Gandy nailed it though *slurp* it's BigBendy's fault...
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bambam and I go way back. I think our ass lips might've made out and I felt some tongue but I didn't tell anybody about it.
How could this ho cheat on the Silver Fox????
OTOH, MK, here's your chance. Maybe ACoop will pull a Rob Pattinson and make his leechy BF move out. Go get em, boy!
Within, my life is now complete. THE GANDY MAN RULES! ,!!!!!,!
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:24pm.
Am I the only one who gets the impression that Anderson is a self entitled pompous ass?
Good looking? Oh yes.
Knows it? Yep yep and YEP
Talented as a reporter..no
(ducks and covers)
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I don't think he acts entitled at all, especially given his pedigree, but I agree that he's not that talented as a reporter. I do love the chemistry between Kelly and him. They did a segment on aerobics/yoga and he was so shy and awkward, but so adorable.
BSF!!! I am trying to straighten the fuck up for you right now but the alcohol and weed are making it hard! WHAT gf? ♥
Yaaaaaaaaay, Annie Lennox!!!
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lmfao Jintess!! Ahahaha! Send jacko your nudes, and I know he will appreciate!
Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:25pm.
Sweetas, you know the loons better than me, but bitch I need to show you some emails. They are fucking nuts and I can't believe the mental hospitals don't have restrictions for computer lab use. They should!
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Please let us see some of these MK, I had many a insane rantings at me from fucking with those nutsbags over on JJ and I'd LOVE to see the shit they send you lol! Do a whole post for us!
Hey hos. It's a free for all up in here. The mighty one is among is?? Cyber hugs from one huge skank to another, MK.
*sigh*
I have fucked up so bad, y'all. So bad...
@ Withy,
I know it's MK hon. Me and Micheal go way back, we fun with each other like that. We have a special language, we think the same thoughts the same time of the day even. You know he even started Dlisted on my birthday?
Yes, we have a special relationship, damn what the FUCKIN' COURT SYSTEM WITH THEIR STOOPID RESTRAINING ORDERS SAY!!!
Um, MK, you aren't really considering posting nasty emails sent to you, are you? Not that I sent you any, y'know? I wouldn't do that. Not anymore. Love you *smooches*
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Sea Otters are the coolest of the cool. I may be biased because I'm studying marine biology but they are the best :) If I have a chance to interact with just one in my life, I'll leave this planet a happy person.
@ Whamo...
I worked this weekend, but it was a good one. How was yours?
@ WR, no I clicked on a current comment and it was an open post from july or something...and it was burberry001 starting their spam crap lol...
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:10pm.
Whamo! *muah* hiyas!
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:) hey there SpIder hope you had a nice weekend:)
Spider3, are you jinxing the DL with the LV burberrys? those bitches should diaf!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:41pm.
Dooooooogggggiiiieee:);) :)
How're they shaking my darling? :P
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I just read the HSL thread for today and can't stop crying. That sweet, sweet dog.
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Millions of unicorns are crying for this dumb queen bitch sin!!!! wtf you got the silver fox dong dude!!!fuck hell noooo! Where are the silver fox crazies? So they can start the "lets fuck this skank ho" movement as the twihards are doing with the kstewart ho! Dumb bitches are the new black this summer!!!!
Karma is a Bitch
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:38pm.
If AC ever would wipe the glitter out of his evil little gnome eyes and look around. I know his pasty faced doughy ass would be all over MK like white on rice.
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I agree chin...MK's more handsome than he gives himself credit for...basing that opinion on a pic I saw attached to an interview anyway.
Dooooooogggggiiiieee:);) :)
How're they shaking my darling? :P
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:35pm.
Sans - they banned my ass over at JJ. They are some touchy bitches over there. I'm envisioning Sally Struthers after a 2 week twinkie binge.
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haha! The Brangeloons really are something else....they exhibit a bizarre cult mentality. "Praise the Holy Saint Angelina, for she has raised my grandfather from the dead, cured my Stage 4 cancer, brought peace to the middle east, and imparted to me the Mega Millions winning numbers, by the grace of Shiloh and the Holy Twins of Destiny!!!!"
So weird.
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lol, burberry001 has started spamming...when MK is actually on...rofl
Jitness - I love the sea otter!
@ sans fards
I nearly died when I opened that comment
Brad has fudged himself
stuck with the skeleton
Whoever posted that is my hero - until I get tired of laughing.
If AC ever would wipe the glitter out of his evil little gnome eyes and look around. I know his pasty faced doughy ass would be all over MK like white on rice.
Creepy big babies, now weird sculpture of John Lennon.
Alright, I had to switch to True Blood...I'm recording the rest of the Closing Ceremonies though so I don't miss the Spice Girls hahaha.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
<3 Sammy & Dog
Hush you MK..cripes man, I've been insulted before but calling my nude pics 'hate mail' is a new one.
I wouldn't doubt an open relationship, but at Anderson's level that kind of thing is to never be public. You can have a side piece, you can bang side piece all you want, hell, you can bring him home to share. What you don't do is get media attention with the side piece. If this is real, that relationship is ovah!
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Sans - they banned my ass over at JJ. They are some touchy bitches over there. I'm envisioning Sally Struthers after a 2 week twinkie binge.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:10pm.
Whamo! *muah* hiyas!
Soooo, we made this the open post then?
Drinks for everyone! ;-)
I hate it when they bring back people from the dead.
Stoney, "Hate Crumbs"...fricking brilliant!! Ahahaha omg those people are endlessly entertaining, in a STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME PSYCHO kinda way.
SUCKY, why isn't MK tweeting? Can you tell me that? lolol
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There is something wrong with the world when Anderson Cooper gets cheated on and Jennifer Aniston gets engaged again.
I hope Justin has his gold digging game on and takes half her money!
Alright, which one of you sluts is "Brad Has Fudged Himself" on JJ?
LOLOL
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Michael, I can only imagine the horrors you've seen. Those people make Charles Manson give a side eye. SKEERY! WHO talks about other people's sex lives and goes on and on and oooonnnnn?? Fuck, get a vibrator! You know Brangie would just mace their ass too, and I don't blame them.
I could spend hours laughing at the hate mail. Have y'all ever read the hate mail on the People of Walmart website? Fucking LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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