The Silver Fox's Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:
1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.
2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!
I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.
That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:46pm.
CSG, I'm sad for the Silver Fox, he should drop that slut steamrolling bf of his!
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HI WR! I agree that he needs to drop this slut and get with MK with the quickness!
I've had the delay on both my home computer and phone. It only seems to happen when I leave the site and get back on, so I guess I better leave this site up and open at all times so I don't miss anything.
Hope all is going well with you! I've had a great weekend and can't wait for next weekend because that's when my vacation starts and I plan to enjoy EVERY minute of it!
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I missed MK?!!
Sads.
Wowlie - yup. Sofa king lame.
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Wowlie, you don't want to hear the answer to that, so please don't ask! (YES!)
@Whamo, what's this about you and dogs? I read that wrong right? ;p
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Jen Aniston engaged
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20620514,00.html
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:51pm.
All that and her eagerness to give you a big fat wet sloppy kiss was a dead giveaway. LMAO
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:47pm.
This Jessie J trick is fuckin LAME.
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That's what I said earlier, she BLEW someone high up because she got more songs than anyone else at the show and I never heard of her before!! #shadyshit
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OR
3) they have broken up
*sees CSG is drunk, pops breath mint, opens skype*
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@ Whammy
Hahaha, yeah that's just a Canadian saying, but I've heard it before...not from an American though. ;-)
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:46pm.
If he cheated on you, would you want to know?
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Actually yeah I would. Maybe that would explain why I'm yesterday's grits to him.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:39pm.
@ TOPANGA I commented on Posh and Geri, I'll need to go back and watch again remember what Mel B was wearing.
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Mel B was wearing a skin tight tan sparlky gold cat suit...and her hips and ass look damn fine! Even Posh looked like she was having fun out there. I have to say I was kinda impressed with the energy they brought to the crowd!
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Mel B should have picked a better outfit, I thought her catsuit made her thighs look huge. Baby and Posh looked great, Gerry (sp?) looked ridiculous and Sporty looked, well, let's just say that Sporty hasn't changed a bit, bless her heart (translated: still ugly as sin).
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
BSF - if I may give you one piece of advice, do not text with him... that's exactly how I busted my wife cheating on me. Its not hard to put 2 and 2 together and do a simple investigation on the phone bill... well, that, and the dried cum in her hair.
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:46pm.
Why did they get this bitch to sing We Will Rock You? Couldn't they have gotten Seal to do it?
Damn, it sent chills up my spine before she opened her mouth.
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Singing. with. QUEEN?!??? No, please say no.
You guys are killing me, it's not on yet!
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:07pm.
Whoa BSF..
I don't know you but I think I know where you are coming from.
First things first
1)Don't be so hard on yourself. If you are like me, you are your own worst enemy.
2)No idea if you pray (I do) but my line is always 'help me be a better person tomorrow than I was today'. Even if you don't or whatever you believe (or don't) that's probably not a bad thing to think
Give yourself a chance. You might surprise yourself.
Long distance sea otter hugs from Texas
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Thanks Jintess. Aww shit, getting all misty again.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:40pm.
ubmitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:27pm.
@ Weezy
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Well, I should watch my expressions then least you think I like to actually fuck dogs!!! Hell you"ll have PETA on my ass!!
Hahahha! Don't worry, you seem to like the ladies too much to be an unholy dog lover.
Jack, don't tell me that Jessie J is performing at the closing ceremonies! SMH
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:45pm.
@ Jack, Louise, UBF...
I have no intention of ever, ever, ever telling him about this. If I did, he'd be chucking the deuce at me. He'd leave. That would devastate his latin pride. He's said as much in the past anyway.
Soooo, VP just texted me. He wants to know if I'm ok. Well no, not really.
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BSF - I'm drunk and can only offer two of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard:
1. Don't shit where you eat;
2. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.
Just make sure your child is safe and protected. Good luck sweetie - life is so frickin messy.
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
This Jessie J trick is fuckin LAME.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Why did they get this bitch to sing We Will Rock You? Couldn't they have gotten Seal to do it?
Damn, it sent chills up my spine before she opened her mouth.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:39pm.
@ TOPANGA I commented on Posh and Geri, I'll need to go back and watch again remember what Mel B was wearing.
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Mel B was wearing a skin tight tan sparlky gold cat suit...and her hips and ass look damn fine! Even Posh looked like she was having fun out there. I have to say I was kinda impressed with the energy they brought to the crowd!
Within, didn't the Britters wear the nude bedazzled unitard that Jessie B is wearing.
CSG, I'm sad for the Silver Fox, he should drop that slut steamrolling bf of his!
I've only noticed the update delay stuff on a phone. On the PC it's immediate with no delay.
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Sweetheart, when you cheated..you quit your marriage.
Don't quit yourself. Don't quit your daughter. I agree with everyone saying Don't tell him.
He doesn't need that hurt. You don't need the potential hassle of a custody case.
If he cheated on you, would you want to know?
@ Jack, Louise, UBF...
I have no intention of ever, ever, ever telling him about this. If I did, he'd be chucking the deuce at me. He'd leave. That would devastate his latin pride. He's said as much in the past anyway.
Soooo, VP just texted me. He wants to know if I'm ok. Well no, not really.
I'm loving the Queen tribute!
Awww, man!!! Did I frickin' miss MK!? Damn!! =o/
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BSF, they are right. Realty don't tell the husband......never a good deal.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:34pm.
LISTEN! Can we talk about Mel B. aka Scary Spice in that bedazzled cat suit at the Olympics Closing Ceremonies? I think I just questioned my sexuality for a second. Chick looks GOOD. They all do :-)
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BSF, even if true, I've heard that sad story before... listen to Jack & others, don't fall for it in the long term! All is woe until you are free and available, then they're miraculously back with their spouses! Girl, I wish you much strength and luck!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:40pm.
ubmitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:27pm.
@ Weezy
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Well, I should watch my expressions then least you think I like to actually fuck dogs!!! Hell you"ll have PETA on my ass!!
Hell no, I think PETA's full of some straight-up crazies. You definitely learn something new everyday, non?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:34pm.
LISTEN! Can we talk about Mel B. aka Scary Spice in that bedazzled cat suit at the Olympics Closing Ceremonies? I think I just questioned my sexuality for a second. Chick looks GOOD. They all do :-)
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I wish I could talk about it...it hasn't started here yet though, lol. I'm on the west coast.
*stumbles into thread*
Hi Whores! Is this the weekend OP? OMG, I'm watching the Olympic closing ceremony - not bad, but kinda surreal when viewed through the bottom of a charddy bottle. So what's the deal with skipping a tribute to the Stones? Did I miss it? And the best they could do for Bowie was throw a fashion bone? Hmmm, somethin wrong there.
Better post OT: OK, not to upset MK, but maybe the Silver Fox's piece strayed just because the fucky times aren't that good? Or he's a narcissist? Or he has a small peen? Silver hair and celebrity only go so far when you're REAAAAALLLLLY in the mood for a big bang session and he comes up short (not that I've experienced this - well, ok, I did once and it's still seared in my memory).
And one last off-topic question - has anyone else noticed that it takes a long, long time for this site to update? For the past couple of weeks, if I post something, it seems like the site reverts back to what it was before I posted, and it takes forever to come back up and show what's posted after I submit my comment. Is that normal or just me?
*wanders back to closing ceremony, strips off underwear and flops onto couch.*
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
ubmitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:27pm.
@ Weezy
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Well, I should watch my expressions then least you think I like to actually fuck dogs!!! Hell you"ll have PETA on my ass!!
BSF "Sorry to be going on and on and fucking up the party. I so cannot talk about this offline. Even my best friend doesn't know."
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I thought the D party was for this purpose? In part anyway. If you can't get your shit off your chest with the sluts here, I don't know where you can.
I've been in your shoes hun. Not with a child to consider, but the end of the marriage, yeah, been there, done that. I have to tell you, if you're already looking past him, you won't look at him. My mom, who left my dad when I was 10...told me that you can't stay together just for the kids. Kids will know if you're not happy.
MK, I has been reading you when you were still shitting yellow.......I just lately got my crap together and signed in. So yeah I remember the whole Kuntrash trash. I can live with the meat and pus, but the bug bite thing combined with it .....uhg.
Whamo, watched it when it aired live but missed the first 1/2 hour so just watched that part now! I am so ticked at those UK artists, they have enough for a 10+ hour show! lololol ;)
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@ TOPANGA I commented on Posh and Geri, I'll need to go back and watch again remember what Mel B was wearing.
BSF - even if you decide to leave, don't tell him. Trust me.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:33pm.
B.S.F, if you decide to stay in your marriage, dont tell your husband. Just don't.
I agree with this, too. Take it to the grave.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:27pm.
BSF - is he married, too?
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Legally separated at the moment.
LISTEN! Can we talk about Mel B. aka Scary Spice in that bedazzled cat suit at the Olympics Closing Ceremonies? I think I just questioned my sexuality for a second. Chick looks GOOD. They all do :-)
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B.S.F, if you decide to stay in your marriage, dont tell your husband. Just dont.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:20pm.
Hi WHAMO!!!!!!!!! You watching the repeat broadcast of the closing ceremonies or on to the next thing already?! ;)
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Hey Reason:) I watched it earlier at 4pm or 5pm!
Spice girls looked good I must admit, it was a good close for sure. GG ad I were saying before at the opening, you're reminded how many amazing bands / musicians came out of the UK
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:25pm.
Um...no, that one has not made it down to Chicago yet.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:16pm.
B.S.F, i ve been close to crossing that line a few times. No judging from me. Who knows, one day I might be in your shoes. Soooooo, is this kind of a kick-off to a marriage -re-evaluation, or no more evaluation necessary after that??
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I'm definitely still evaluating. I'm no quitter. I really don't want to quit my marriage, but I really don't want things to keep going like they're going either. But, we have a 2 1/2 year old and I don't want to break up her home. Thinking about her really brings on the tears.
Me and VP had a long ass talk about work and marriage and life and all that shit. His marriage is DOA as far as he's concerned. Did I mention his wife cheated on him with a mutual friend of their's? He had a private eye following her. He said he wasn't upset, he just needed leverage for the divorce. He said marriage-wise he's been miserable for the past few years. So, he's totally into the idea of moving on and everything. As for me, I would like my husband to stop treating me like I'm one of his old PS3 games that he's tired of playing. That's really how I feel.
Sorry to be going on and on and fucking up the party. I so cannot talk about this offline. Even my best friend doesn't know.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:29pm.
Within, you know ima slut for the Gandy Man!
I have know idear who this Jessie J did to get here........maybe she blew Harry the Ginge.
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Oh god, PHG has got to have better taste...heh, maybe? Ya, he's a guy...closed his eyes then?
Louise, evidently, I was too late... BSF and UBF are way ahead of me... where have I been this week, holy smokes...
@Whamo, did you hear? *jumps off the ledge* sdh. FML! ;P Hope the peenwasgood! :)
Always look for the bright side of life, wtf? the 70's now
@Bigbendy, she definitely blew someone to have 4 songs on this show!
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Damn, Scary Spice looks gooooood. She looks like she'd hurt a dick.
Hey BSF, no worries hon. We all do questionable shit sometimes, nobody's perfect. But most of the time we do stuff in the name of self preservation, either consciously or subconsciously.
If we have a need, we try to fulfill it, that's the nature of the animal. It's human.
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