The Silver Fox's Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:
1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.
2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!
I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.
That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:37pm.
CSG - I have tears in my eyes after reading your post, that was hilarious!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
BSF: Well, that's something. Yes, I remember that exciting feeling and the absolute flush you get when you remember some detail of it.
You've gotten some good advice here from
everyone. If you need to spill something, this is the place. Wise old horz here.
Whoa, first Casper Smart and now this trick. What the hell? And I thought Anderson liked the Latino boys. But this guy? Mega-fugly - and he has the nerve to CHEAT on his meal ticket? Not even Casper would do that (peep shows - OK, prancing in his panties with "close friends," fine).
I know Maisani may have "charms" and "abilities" which are not readily apparent, but really. He and Casper are the luckiest gigolos in the world, landing big fish despite their obvious fug, but neither seem to be taking their good fortune very seriously.
@ Weezy....Medicine Hat!!!!! Lmfao, that's in bum fuck Alberta! It's as redneck Canadian as you'll get! That's funny, I'm from southern Ontario :)
Yes I've heard gym shoes....back in 1975 anyway. Gym shoes Lol! I haven't heard that in ages!!!
We call them running shoes or " I got a new pair of runners"
Athletics shoes sounds like something you'd wear at Harvard or Oxford lol!!!!
Well thanks for letting me unload everybody. I'm gonna take two Tylenol PM and slip into blessed unconciousness for the next seven hours or so.
Take care, beautiful people.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:24pm.
I guess gym shoes is a Chicago colloquialism and the rest of IL and the country calls them
sneakers, tennis shoes, etc. Who knew.
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LOLZ Louise - so true. But forget everyone else - I'm originally from the southside of Chicago and they are GYM SHOES!! And you better take your gym shoes off before you go into the frunchroom (front room), or mom's gonna give you a backslap. I lost track of how many of these colloquilisms I grew up with, but what's most sad is that my brothers all look exactly like Vince Vaughn.
Here's a ton more Chicago sayings and if it's too long for other people - FUCK YOU (cuz in Chicago, we don't mince words - and please note #27):
CHICAGO SLANG
1. Grachki (grach'-key): Chicagoese for "garage key" as in, "Yo, Theresa, waja do wit da grachki? How my sposta cut da grass if I don't git intada grach?"
2. Sammich: Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it's a sassage sammich; when made with shredded beef, it's an Italian Beef sammich, a local delicacy consisting of piles of spicy meat in a perilously soggy bun.
3. Da: This article is a key part of Chicago speech, as in "Da Bears"or "Da Mare" -- the latter denoting Richard M. Daley, or Richie, as he's often called.
4. Jewels: Not family heirlooms or a tender body region, but a popular name for one of the region's dominant grocery store chains. "I'm goin' to the Jewels to pick up some sassage."
5. Field's: Marshall Field, a prominent Chicago department store (unfortunately, it's a thing of the past.) Also Carson Pirie Scott, another major department store chain, is simply called " Carson's."
6. Tree: The number between two and four. "We were lucky dat we only got tree inches of snow da udder night."
7. Over by dere: Translates to "over by there," a way of emphasizing a site presumed familiar to the listener. As in, "I got the sassage at the Jewels down on Kedzie, over by dere."
8. Kaminski Park : The mispronounced name of the ballpark where the Chicago White Sox (da Sox) play baseball. Comiskey Park was renamed U.S. Cellular Field (da Cell).
9. Frunchroom: As in, "Get outta da frunchroom wit dose muddy shoes." It's not the "parlor." It's not the "living room." In the land of the bungalow, it's the "frunchroom," a named derived, linguists believe, from "front room."
10. Use: Not the verb, but the plural pronoun 'you!' "Where use goin'?"
11. Downtown: Anywhere near The Lake, south of The Zoo (Lincoln Park Zoo) and north of Soldier Field.
12. The Lake : Lake Michigan. (What other lake is there?) It's often used by local weathermen, "cooler by The Lake."
14. Braht: Short for Bratwurst. "Gimme a braht wit kraut."
15. Goes: Past or present tense of the verb "say." For example, "Den he goes, 'I like dis place'!"
16. Guys: Used when addressing two or more people, regardless of each individual's gender.
17. Pop: A soft drink. Don't say "soda" in this town. "Do ya wanna canna pop?"
18. Sliders: Nickname for hamburgers from White Castle , a popular Midwestern burger chain. "Dose sliders I had last night gave me da runs."
19. The Taste: The Taste of Chicago Festival, a huge extravagan za in Grant Park featuring samples of Chicagoland cuisine which takes place each year around the Fourth of July holi day.
20. "Jeet yet?": Translates to, "Did you eat yet?"
21. Winter and Construction: Punch line to the joke, "What are the two seasons in Chicago ?"
22. Cuppa Too-Tree: is Chicagoese for "a couple, two, three" which really means "a few."
23. 588-2300: Everyone in Chicago knows this commercial jingle and the carpet company you'll get if you call that number -- "Empire"!
24. Junk Dror: You will usually find the 'junk drawer' in the kitchen filled to the brim with miscellaneous, but very important, junk.
25. Southern Illinois : Anything south of I-80. This is where Smothers' is from....
26. Expressways: The Interstates in the immediate Chicagoland area are usually known ju st by their 'name' and not their Interstate number: the Dan Ryan ("da Ryan"), the Stevenson, the Kennedy (da "Kennedy"), the Eisenhower (da "Ike"), and the Edens (just "Edens" but Da Edens"
is acceptable). (I have to add that the expressways here are usually more for optimistic wishful thinkers.)
27. Gym Shoes: The rest of the country may refer to them as sneakers or running shoes but Chicagoa ns will always call them gym shoes!
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Loopy, you don't think Andy is the... bo...ttom, in this relationship, do you? I though Ben was! *Kinky*
Ugh, it's inevitable with open relationships and who really knows what this is about... It's hot to my unfamiliar eyes, but IRL I'd drop him immediately. Goodbye friend, I will miss you and no more discussion... Forwarding address has been posted. FU.
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@ Loopy
hahaha, that's sounds tiring. Sec I'll go fetch it and edit it here.
He's purty:
http://www.ohlalamag.com/en/2012/08/ohlala-presents-tommy-didario-by-pin...
I was just trying to pay you back for all that gorgeous candy you left us. ;-P
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:32pm.
what eye candy? lol Lady ive been distracted and tired all weekend cuz i went to an engagement party, where straight women were squeezing my biceps and i was trying to fend them off with sticks whilst their husbands with fat stomachs rolled their eyes.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:29pm.
the last pic, looking at ben's eyes and they way he stares at that guy, its just has that glint.
sorry andocoop, this open r/s has failed cuz your man fell for another.
but anderson dont worry, 45 is the new 30, you wont die a spinster, just keep working those muscles, go to south america and pick up a hottie 20 year old half japenese/german/brazilian model. JEAH!
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:20pm.
BSF: girl, if you're still here, let me chime in with a big fat DON'T TELL BH EVARRRR!!!!! Shit, don't tell anyone.
(was it good?)
You're in a mess and you must watch your step. Be very very careful that you do not get busted. It'll be tempting to throw it in your husband's face that someone great wants you, etc. But if you want to keep things good for your child, husband can't know about VP. If he has leverage that you cheated (the way VP has on his wife!) you are in jeopardy of losing valuable custody points.
And be careful at work! I don't even need to tell you. Every time this situation happens, the most vile things are said about the woman. Not fair, but that's what happens.
I wish you the very best and hope you find clarity and a good resolution to all this. Please keep us posted - I want to know that you're okay!
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Hey hon, I'm still lurking. I hear you and I plan to keep my wits about me. I need to be a mess for a bit but by tomorrow morning I'll be my rock hard bitchy self again. lol
It was fucking fantastic. He did all the right shit. He said all the right shit (pillow talk game proper!). Basically, he had all the same swagger between the sheets that he has around the office. And I DO NOT need to be having a flashback right now!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:25pm.
I agree Loopy. That body language is clearly intimate. The eyes, everything. They didn't just meet 5 mins ago.
ETA: btw, did you enjoy the eye candy I left you last night? Maybe we can play connect the freckle on his purty chest? ;-)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:23pm.
Loopy, it's hot but he's DONE! We don't know him, no more!
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yeah look at all those muscles! *shakes head from distraction* um yeah its an open relationship and he got caught, even though he went to central park for a quirk rub-a-dub-dub-two-men-in-a-tub-hanky-panky behind the bushes.
maybe ben wanted to get caught, cuz he wanted to bang another piece cuz anderson's ass was getting loose *shrugs* who knows.
anderson should consider ass tightening surgery like they do to vajeans.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:13pm.
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You mentioned Peta, so I though... eheheheh I was afraid for your 4-legged friends and frankly also for your... oh nevermind! Gotcha! OK ;)
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*HUGE HUGS TO ESE*
Why do I have a feeling we're both "burn victims"? Don't worry tho, Karma really is the ultimate bitch and I've found that the longer she takes, the more severe the burn.
Hang in there - you're awesome and deserve the best of all things.
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
*puts on librarian glasses* okay after analysing these pics, there is no way Ben can say that "thats my cousin and he was choking, so i gave him CPR"
the tongue kissing gives it away, cuz CPR doesnt require tongue.
and the locked hand holding looks like they used to doing it, look at how tight that lock is, they have had lots of practise holding hands "horizontally".
Lucifer_Sam -- exactly, you have to have a pretty face to pull off a cut like that; Miley's face is anything but! Ugly, stupid hillbilly twat.
Team Valtrex -- that's the funniest thing I've heard all day, that Miley's face would look good on the face of a milk carton -- LMAO!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:13pm.
Lol! I used the expression " I fucked the dog all weekend" mean I did nothing nor got any real work done and a few people had never heard that before. You've heard that used no? I actually surprised, I always thought it was a common expression lol!!
Maybe it is in Medicine Hat or where ever you live, but it's taking it's time to immigrate south. I had a similar experience once.
When I was in college the first time, I went to a school in central/southern Illinois. I thought everyone called athletic shoes 'gyms shoes'. My roommate started laughing at me. I was like well what do you call them, bitch? I guess gym shoes is a Chicago colloquialism and the rest of IL and the country calls them sneakers, tennis shoes, etc. Who knew.
Loopy, it's hot but he's DONE! We don't know him, no more!
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Someone said Elton John was going to be on...I guess not.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:08pm.
lol Miley Cyrus's hair http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/71090470.html#cutid1
Whoever told her she had the face for this length of hair lied
Ooof, that's not a good look for her...maybe she's hoping they'll re-cast her in the remainder of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo movies if she has a crazy short haircut.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:11pm.
CSG, 6 days to go then, wooo-hooo! Hope it goes by quick.
I think with MK's luck he'd have the Silver Fox AND PHG appear at his door the same day as his real boyfriend! Oh NO! I would cut ties with that cheating snake so quick! Open relationship or not, end of story. Forever amen.
CSG, does it happen while you are signed in and after you restart your PC too?
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Thanks WR - I NEED this vacation - I haven't taken 7 consecutive days off (we work weekends) in 2 years! Can't wait!!
Re the problems with updating - if I stay on the site and hit "refresh", I'm ok. But if I go offsite and try to come back on, the comments go back to where I was the first time I came on (before I commented). So weird, but I thought maybe MK has some kind of new anti-spam (or troll) software. I thought about emailing him but didn't want to bother him.
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
Hello Loopy dear, how are you tonight?
BSF: girl, if you're still here, let me chime in with a big fat DON'T TELL BH EVARRRR!!!!! Shit, don't tell anyone.
(was it good?)
You're in a mess and you must watch your step. Be very very careful that you do not get busted. It'll be tempting to throw it in your husband's face that someone great wants you, etc. But if you want to keep things good for your child, husband can't know about VP. If he has leverage that you cheated (the way VP has on his wife!) you are in jeopardy of losing valuable custody points.
And be careful at work! I don't even need to tell you. Every time this situation happens, the most vile things are said about the woman. Not fair, but that's what happens.
I wish you the very best and hope you find clarity and a good resolution to all this. Please keep us posted - I want to know that you're okay!
*fans self* looorrdd im just looking at those pics again, they literally look like the start of a porno video for exhibitionist,out in public sex people.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:55pm.
@Whamo, what's this about you and dogs? I read that wrong right? ;p
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Lol! I used the expression " I fucked the dog all weekend" mean I did nothing nor got any real work done and a few people had never heard that before. You've heard that used no? I actually surprised, I always thought it was a common expression lol!!
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Ya know Whamo, I have NEVER heard that expression and there are some weirdo's around here. Do you get happy when the goat horns get stuck in the fence?!? Lol! ;-p
You ask another guy to dance and now the poor animals?
*backs away slowly and keeps one eye on Whamo*
ESE, everything in the thread was repulsive? Oh, how come so judgemental sweetness ... hmmm lol ;P
Screw Silver Fox's piece... Soon, he swims with the fishes!
Ya, MK coming in was awesome! :)
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Anderson needs to give Opie Cunningham his shirt back.
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FAAARRRKKKK those pics WERE hot, man two guys kissing...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
um Anderson, have you heard of a menage-a-trois?
*sings* Bang bang bang on the wall, from dusk till dawn
*clears throat* okay all jokes aside, clearly these two guys have an open relationship, which is kinda sad since they are soo high profile. Sigh but this is men for you.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:51pm.
BSF - if I may give you one piece of advice, do not text with him... that's exactly how I busted my wife cheating on me. Its not hard to put 2 and 2 together and do a simple investigation on the phone bill... well, that, and the dried cum in her hair.
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Hmmmmmm...you have a point thought I doubt he'll suspect anything because I have a sister and friend who are both day and night textaholics.
He wanted to know if he should start apologizing. I said no. He says are we good because I really want us to be good, no bullshit. I said we're good. He wants to take me to lunch tomorrow. I said are we dating now? He said if I want to. Huh? I was being facetious. Oh Jesus.
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What? (please all forgive me for posting my head off tonight, My cable has crap shows on)
Guys who cheat 101
1) Wife doesn't 'understand him'
2) Wife is 'too demanding'
3) (And this is rare) Wife is dying
Then there is always the whole 'we've been separated for months' line.
Not that I..ummm..know anything about this but all I will say is haul ass. Find the first door and run.
Best of luck to you my friend:) Good night all
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:08pm.
lol Miley Cyrus's hair http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/71090470.html#cutid1
Whoever told her she had the face for this length of hair lied
/goodnight all
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She has a face that would look good on a milk carton.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
jack-n-the-hat: She said pulling up the weather.... I thought is weather funny?
Come to Scotland and you'll see funny weather
Motherfucker if I come to Scotland I better see more than weather!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Nite Lu32Cy!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:08pm.
lol Miley Cyrus's hair http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/71090470.html#cutid1
Whoever told her she had the face for this length of hair lied
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oh child....that's just tragic.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:09pm.
@ BSF,
ask him to give you some time to sort out how you feel about things. It's gonna be hard enough working with him, he's gonna wanna know the next time you two can get together. Just ask him to let you make the next move.
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Good advice. Thanks, I really do appreciate it.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:55pm.
@Whamo, what's this about you and dogs? I read that wrong right? ;p
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Lol! I used the expression " I fucked the dog all weekend" mean I did nothing nor got any real work done and a few people had never heard that before. You've heard that used no? I actually surprised, I always thought it was a common expression lol!!
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:04pm.
I completely agree with everything you said.
CSG, 6 days to go then, wooo-hooo! Hope it goes by quick.
I think with MK's luck he'd have the Silver Fox AND PHG appear at his door the same day as his real boyfriend! Oh NO! I would cut ties with that cheating snake so quick! Open relationship or not, end of story. Forever amen.
CSG, does it happen while you are signed in and after you restart your PC too?
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BSF - she has family like that too. I walked in the LR at 6am while she was mid-text, big smile on her face and I asked "what are you doing?" She said pulling up the weather.... I thought is weather funny? I didn't say a word, went to work, pulled up our att account and noticed shed been texting the same number at 6am or before or after midnight almost every night. I called. Dude answered. I hung up. Evidently he called her and said something because with r mins of me calling him, she called me and told me she wanted a divorce. Yea, over the phone... at work... anyhow.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:08pm.
Maybe he finally got around to watching Anderson's talk show? He was probably insane with embarrassment.
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mike - priceless. Be careful, though, MK might come back and give you a proper finger wag for talking about Andy's ever-so cerebral talk show!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:53pm.
*sees CSG is drunk, pops breath mint, opens skype*
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Ahahahahaha - Hi Jack, I'm in training for my vacation week. It doesn't start until next weekend, but I'm working on building my tolerance now. I can't falter and fall off half-way - vacation week is a marathon, not a sprint. I already warned the boyfriend to start training too - he took the same week off and I've already ordered and received the sexy french maid and referee (sp?) costumes. I can't believe he was married before and his wife didn't like costumes - I love 'em.
OT: maybe the Silver Fox should have tried costumes.
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
@ BSF,
ask him to give you some time to sort out how you feel about things. It's gonna be hard enough working with him, he's gonna wanna know the next time you two can get together. Just ask him to let you make the next move.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
wow... everything in and about this thread is fucking repulsive to me tonight... well, MK's appearance was cool.
OT: cheating on someone is wrong.
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
lol Miley Cyrus's hair http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/71090470.html#cutid1
Whoever told her she had the face for this length of hair lied
/goodnight all
Maybe he finally got around to watching Anderson's talk show? He was probably insane with embarrassment.
I wouldn't want to know.
I mean, I guess the vindictive part of me would love to know. At the same time the part that is my heart would not want to know. It would just hurt too much.
All that time, the trust..
Nope. I'm too weak I guess.
I'm not judging you (like I said, I bet you are your own judge and jury when it comes to things) I really do wish I could hug you right now and let you know that yes...things will be okay. Please though, don't tell. Sometimes we need to keep our bad deeds to ourselves. Sharing doesn't take the pain away, it only spreads it.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:46pm.
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The last half hour of the closing ceremony is da weirdness! hahaha
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Wait, where's Helen Mirren? I was told she was gonna walk on stage sucking on a popsicle and giving us that look. I waited all night for that shit!
*puts away lotion and Helen Mirren poster*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:51pm.
BSF - if I may give you one piece of advice, do not text with him... that's exactly how I busted my wife cheating on me. Its not hard to put 2 and 2 together and do a simple investigation on the phone bill... well, that, and the dried cum in her hair.
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Hmmmmmm...you have a point thought I doubt he'll suspect anything because I have a sister and friend who are both day and night textaholics.
He wanted to know if he should start apologizing. I said no. He says are we good because I really want us to be good, no bullshit. I said we're good. He wants to take me to lunch tomorrow. I said are we dating now? He said if I want to. Huh? I was being facetious. Oh Jesus.