The Silver Fox's Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:
1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.
2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!
I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.
That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.
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Oh mah gaw loopy! Where have I been!? That last pic made me literally moan and moist...oh my what a fine slab of deliciousness...
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Loopy.. Miffed that I'm not going to see it.. Mmffftttt
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:53am.
Oh geebus
*drools*
*waves to Mustang Sally*
I love hearing that other people call it "pop" - if you use that term outside of the midwestern states in the US people look at you like you have two heads.
And I've never heard Whamo's expression re the dog either, but it sounded pretty funny. Maybe it's a kind of an underground term? My ex used to always use the expression "it shit the bed" when talking about something going really, really wrong - and I hated that expression with every ounce of my being. I had never heard it used in polite company, but he was a broker and that was a very common expression used in their industry.
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:53am.
Oh loopy, those were the days...late 90's early 00's teen pop...TRL and the box was everything! Lol
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it seems like so long ago now.... i feel old and old and old lol
BTW ladies, David Gandy was in the closing ceremony, yes i noticed it, cuz thats what i do.
We call it Coke down here...people give you the side-eye if you say pop. Soda is acceptable, but in general it's a "Coke machine", not a soda machine or something.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Oh loopy, those were the days...late 90's early 00's teen pop...TRL and the box was everything! Lol
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:49am.
Kate moss, naomi campbell did a coke walk for british fassshuun.
and those two bitches distracted EVERYBODY from the MOTHERFUCKING HOT PIECE OF COCK David Gandy!
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thats mmmaaahh secret Husband!! if only he knew i existed!!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:36am.
I'm in Trawna (aka Toronto), originally from a town 100 miles further north, and I've never heard anyone in Southern Ontario refer to pop as 'soda' - always pop.
I've never heard anyone use the term 'fucking the dog', in my life, which means I'm giving Whamo the side-eye. I think he was making that up - nice try, Whamo.☺
I've only been to Chicago once but I loved it. Great city, wish Toronto were more like it.
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Programing is screwed up.. I want to see the Spice Girls and Loopys coke hors.. And I got the Who....???
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Submitted by cmag on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:37am.
Yup Canadians say pop :) I always have to remind myself to say soda whenever I'm in the states. That and "restroom". Apparently Americans don't know what washrooms are lol.
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Ahahahaha - most Midwestern Americans would go with "washroom" and not have a problem. I like to use "Ladies Room" when asking where a bathroom is at just because I like to pretend I'm all klassy and stuff.
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@cmag
Lol only reason I tuned in! It's my moms bday today and I hurried up her cake cutting cuz the girls were coming on!
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:39am.
yeh i remember that, as soon as ginger stupid ass left the spice girls, brit just rocketed to stardom with her schoolgirl outfit, whilst ginger went and lost all that weight to compete with posh.
and i hate to admit it, but i kinda like the spice girls lol those where the days i was in 8th grade crushing on the school midfielder soccer player...ahhh those were the days.
Green Tea Latte - I watched the closing ceremonies just for the Spice Girls. My 12 yr old self was super happy lol.
@veryoldbat
The Who was the closing act...
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@loopy
The ginger trick thought she was good enough for solo...still remember the dreadful "look at me" crap...By that time BritBrit was cementing her reign as bubblegum pop goddess and the rest is history ;)
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Did the Who open the ceremonies.. ? Getting this on delay.. It's like they are showing this mid concert. This can't be the beginiing?
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Yup Canadians say pop :) I always have to remind myself to say soda whenever I'm in the states. That and "restroom". Apparently Americans don't know what washrooms are lol.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:21am.
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Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:37pm.
Yep, now that I think about it - living in Chicago is the absolute best - I love my loud, obnoxious dysfunctional family to pieces!
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I been to Chicago twice for trade shows at the McCormick Center and it's by far my favorite city when I travel. I love the architecture of the downtown and the restaurants downtown as well (every 8 feet it seems).
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Whamo - that's what I love about downtown too. Beautiful buildings, landscaping and great places to eat! We were all a little nervous when Rahm came in as mayor - our past mayor, Richie (so true re calling him by his first name) was heavily influenced by Daniel Burnham and worked very hard to keep the open, green spaces by the lakefront clean and presentable. Thankfully Rahm seems to be of the same mindset.
BTW - if you ever want to read a great book, try "The Devil in the White City" by Erik Larson (one of my all-time favorites). AWESOME book contrasting the positive works of Daniel Burnham bringing the World's Fair to Chicago in 1893, to the negative works of "America's First Serial Killer", HH Holmes, who was killing off innocent women at the same time. We keep hearing rumors of a movie being made about it with Leo DeCaprio as one of the main characters, but as far as I can tell, nothing has been filmed yet.
Anyhow, didn't mean to ramble - you just touched on one of the subjects closest to my heart - the city of Chicago. I LURVES my city, despite all of our problems.
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good to see all the coke whores at the ceremony too, did kate moss get drug tested?
Ok the athletes are coming out. I think I'll enjoy this part. : )
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@ the spice girls at the closing ceremony. good to see ginger back, since that fucking bitch broke up that group. it was all "gael powa" back then too.
People of the world, spice up your life! Every boy and every girl... *sigh* to be 11 again... Mah girl posh looked ferosh!
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Submitted by cmag on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:12am.
Pffft Whamo what's wrong with Alberta? I'm a proud Albertan, the west is the best!!
Csg - it's funny cuz a few things on that list also apply to Canadians, in particular 5, 17 and 21 :)
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OMG cmag - do you really say "pop" instead of "soda"? I thought Chicagoans were the only ones who used that term!
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Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:07am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:02am.
Girl, I'm sure there's plenty of Southern-isms my family and I say that would sound so foreign and crazy to anyone outside the South...I know personally when I say "isn't", I actually pronounce it as "idn't." The s literally becomes a d, lmao. Same for similar words as well. I also don't really pronounce "oil" with the "oy" sound...I it so it sounds more like "oll". And there's plenty of monosyllabic words that gain an extra syllable or two...and I have a pretty neutral accent, may I add hahahha.
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Lol - I think it's great when people from all over the country can compare colloquialisms and slang and laugh about it. I've been tutoring ESL (English As Second Language) for the past two years and I'm constantly reassuring people from other countries not to worry about their pronunciation - I tell them no one mangles English like Americans. They're so nervous about using their English in case they mispronounce something, I can't impress on them enough that those of us who grew up speaking it are some of the worst offenders. Heck, most of the immigrants to this country have better grammar then the people who grew up here.
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Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:37pm.
Yep, now that I think about it - living in Chicago is the absolute best - I love my loud, obnoxious dysfunctional family to pieces!
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I been to Chicago twice for trade shows at the McCormick Center and it's by far my favorite city when I travel. I love the architecture of the downtown and the restaurants downtown as well (every 8 feet it seems).
Pffft Whamo what's wrong with Alberta? I'm a proud Albertan, the west is the best!!
Csg - it's funny cuz a few things on that list also apply to Canadians, in particular 5, 17 and 21 :)
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:02am.
Girl, I'm sure there's plenty of Southern-isms my family and I say that would sound so foreign and crazy to anyone outside the South...I know personally when I say "isn't", I actually pronounce it as "idn't." The s literally becomes a d, lmao. Same for similar words as well. I also don't really pronounce "oil" with the "oy" sound...I it so it sounds more like "oll". And there's plenty of monosyllabic words that gain an extra syllable or two...and I have a pretty neutral accent, may I add hahahha.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
LOL at everyone's knowing the Empire theme song, I thought it was only in Chicago. Too cool.
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
FYI ben is not that good looking, he is abit like lady gaga, cuz without the sunglasses, you notice the Snoz.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:38pm.
haha he is cute! nice hazel brown hair to match the pale blue eyes, really like omg can you get anymore perfect? i hate people who have good hair/eye combos lol
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:37pm.
honestly, in my view, as a ghey, i would NEVER ever enter into an open relationship, just the two words don't go together, why be in a relationship if you want to be open to fuck others?
But it seems open r/s are isolated to gay men, because my lesbian friends are ALL anti-open r/s.
Im not familiar with how most straight people roll, but im guessing it doesnt happen as often.
so i can surmise that its because its two guys, and since im going to stereotype, ill say men in general will fuck on anything, so if its two like-minded men who wants to do that, then you got yourself a deal.
personally i couldn't do an open r/s because im way to jealous and i dont wanna be tasting dick that somebody else has been using only 1-2 hours ago.
lol anyway
Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:37pm.
CSG - I have tears in my eyes after reading your post, that was hilarious!
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Skabazzle - the sad part is that it's completely true. I went over and over that list to see which phrase, in my experience, is the most used in my family and "Jeet eat?" is the most common expression (it's a Chicagoan's way of asking "Did you eat?"). God forbid your answer is "no", because then you're going to be loaded down with more food in one sitting than you could eat in a week. That's one of the best things I love about my family - they're reserved about verbally expressing their feelings, so they let you know how much they love you by piling a Dixie plate to the sky with the best-tasting home-made BBQ beef, chicken or sawseege sided by a cheese-laden starch (pasta or potato) that's been topped with a teaspoon of lettuce so you can tell yourself you're "eating healthy". And don't even get me started about the desserts - OMG, it's usually some form of chocolate/caramel/nut dessert topped by Cool Whip which sends your sugar level into the 600's. And the entire time they're refilling your drink - which is a beer/wine/Mike's Hard Lemonade before the liquid level is down by a third!
Yep, now that I think about it - living in Chicago is the absolute best - I love my loud, obnoxious dysfunctional family to pieces!
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I like Loopy's in-depth analysis of the photos!
Very thorough!
LOL at that Empire song. It seems that dogs also either love it or hate it.
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:44pm.
thats why i said anderson should go to brazil lol cuz we all know he likes latino guys.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_Today#_
Empire has a Wikipedia page. That nice man passed away last year. :-(
I guess he'll forever be immortalized in the commercials.
CSG... Brilliant! :))
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@CSG- omg that list is hilarious! I say way too many of those. I cringe every time I catch myself saying,"Over by there."
@Whamo- LOL Medicine Hat is the only non-major city I know in Canada.
CSG, call Empire...today! In L.A. as well!
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CSG: " 23. 588-2300: Everyone in Chicago knows this commercial jingle and the carpet company you'll get if you call that number -- "Empire"! "
We have the same thing here in the NYC area!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:37pm.
LOL! I say DA BEARS! all the time.
ESE, that is why I have not said a word participating in that conversation.
Miley's hair is horrendous! the color, the cut.....GROSS.
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I hope MK hasn't gotten the whirlies!
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:47pm.
CSG - We have Empire commercials in the Houston market. 588-2300...Em-piiiiiiiiiiiiiiire. Little cartoon man now.
We have them in Atlanta too! I didn't recognize it until your post, SpottedDog. I can picture the little man laying some carpet and hardwood on the floor right now lol.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
They probz have an open ralaysh. (I'm on an abbreviation frenzy, please forgive me.)
CSG - We have Empire commercials in the Houston market. 588-2300...Em-piiiiiiiiiiiiiiire. Little cartoon man now.