Judge Won't Let Pregnant Dude Get Divorced Because He Doesn't See Him As A Man
What do you expect from a state that drove the "Excuse My Beauty" transflower to go and hook in Albuquerque? "The Pregnant Dude" (Thomas Beatie) has run into a slight hitch in his Arizona divorce proceedings from his laptop-drowning wife. The judge won't recognize him as a man and because same-sex marriages aren't legal in Arizona, won't hear their case. Really? You had to be THAT guy, Your Dishonor?
The Daily Mail (hey, they're legit, they have a URL and everything) reports that the judge is ruling that because they both have the same sex organs, their marriage wasn't valid in the first place. This is despite Beatie having been awarded custody of their three children in May. AND he has a SWEET moustache. Fuck's wrong with you, Judge Not-Judy?
Beatie became a curiosity to some and a "who's the woman, who's the man, who cares, bitch!"" hero to others when he went public with his pregnancy four years ago. Some months back, footage of Mrs. Pregnant Dude acting like Lindsay Lohan when someone announces it's a dry wedding made it online. Bitch was scaring the kids, beating on Pregnant Dude with their laptop, and then chucking it in the pool! That's deep (both the pool and the course of action). Fuck, throw the couch, microwave, coffee table, bedspread, dildos, and the dog (he can swim)in the pool. Fine by me. You leave the TV and laptop alone, though. If I can't watch my stories and have instantaneous access to porn, we are over like Madonna.
She reportedly punched him in the crotch, too. He says that he has a clit that's grown to the size of a small penis down there now due to the hormones. Do we have any female bodybuilders out there that read DListed? Does being hit in the swole clitty hurt as much as being hit in the balls? Just curious.
Anyway, that's why he got custody. Nicely played, transman. Judge Gender Fascist says that "he cannot find any legal authority that defines a man as someone who is able to give birth." Thomas filed documents to show that his passport and his Hawaii birth certificate state that he's a dude in response.
Is anyone else confused about what the judge expects them to do? They were legally married as a man and a woman. You can just say it never happened if you have a gavel? How do they figure out all of their legal stuff if their marriage is suddenly imaginary? Does Detective LaToya investigate for family law?
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Was Nancy born a woman? She seems like a male-to-female trans woman to me.
reason #478 why i will never be in a relationship again. no thanks
I think the only reason that Wisconsin allowed them to marry was at the time, she was portraying herself as a man. I think once she gave birth, that threw it all out of the window. I wonder if Wisconsin would even recognize their marriage now? By the way, she had her birth certificate changed to male. I'm not sure how she was able to do that since she still has a pink taco.
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This dude is obsessed with the limelight. I guess everyone deserves an equal chance to be a famewhore.
ugh i couldn't even make it through the whole video. it was so tragic and i feel awful for those children.
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I'm shocked the Obama haters haven't made any dumb comments like "you can get a Hawaii birth certificate to say ANYTHING!" You're welcome teabaggers.
To address the issue: yes, the judge has a right not to recognize a gay marriage because different states have different laws that determine what constitutes a legal marriage.
BUT.... my question is: Are there different laws in different states to determine what constitutes a man or a woman? If one state declares that a person is of a particular gender, Can another state refute that? And if so, what is the criteria? Genitals? appearance? legal documents? I think that is the issue that can be challenged on appeal.
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 7:24pm.
Actually the judge is wrong. American states are supposed to recognize each others mariages, licenses, etc. Wisconsin where these two idiots were originally married, recognize Thomas as a man. So their marriage is between a man and woman. The Arizona judge is just being an asshole, grant the two attention whores a divorce and be done with it.
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I don't think that's true, in the case of gay marriage. States have autonomy in these cases.
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Actually the judge is wrong. American states are supposed to recognize each others mariages, licenses, etc. Wisconsin where these two idiots were originally married, recognize Thomas as a man. So their marriage is between a man and woman. The Arizona judge is just being an asshole, grant the two attention whores a divorce and be done with it.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 6:29pm.
When i was a wee little fart, i rode my Dad`s bike which was way too big for me and slipped of the seat and my ladyparts hit the bar full force. Yes, there are plenty of nerve endings in a vagina.....
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LaChaylo, are you watching the show? Holy shite, Monty Python is on right now? Eric Idle haaahhahaha lmao!
How will Brazil compete with this? CARNIVAL of course!
Did I just spy PHG in the audience, ololol
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 6:25pm.
I'm not a female body builder, but YES it hurts just as much to be hit in the lady parts as it hurts a man to be hit in the balls.
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I know from personal experience. When I was a little kid, I was swinging from the clothesline and when I swung myself off, I landed crotch first on the leg of a chair (it was upside down) and it hurt like hell. It totally knocked out the wind outta me.
Also, a while back my 4 year old nephew punched me on the crotch (pubic bone) and I was really surprised at how much it hurt.
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When i was a wee little fart, i rode my Dad`s bike which was way too big for me and slipped of the seat and my ladyparts hit the bar full force. Yes, there are plenty of nerve endings in a vagina.....
I'm not a female body builder, but YES it hurts just as much to be hit in the lady parts as it hurts a man to be hit in the balls. In fact, women have more nerve endings in their privates than men do (it's to help with giving birth).
And no, I don't know this from personal experience, thankfullly. Just basic anatomy.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
HA HA HA UBF that made me LOL
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
He looks like a cross between George Michael and Ghengis Khan. Nothing good can come from this...
I'm team "Why the Fuck did they Move to AZ?!?" Stupid, stupid, stupid. Move back to a state that recognizes you are married and clean up your act.
Btw: Please represent the trans community in a better fashion you clueless jerk.
I feel bad for their children. ;-(
Shame on you Mr. Beatie.
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Is anyone else getting an if KD Lang and George Michael mated vibe from preggo man?
FUCK THIS JUDGE, GET WITH THE PROGRAM BITCH! They need to appeal that shit now!
Don't even care for them nor how it's played out for the famewhores that they are, but this will not play, appeal and get the ball rolling and get on with life. If possible, disappear and be happy!
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I think being punched in the clitoris would be more shocking than actually painful (though some pain, due to the pubic bone and, well, the goods).
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:16pm.
I can't feel sorry for this famewhore. He has singlehandedly sent transgender rights and tolerance back 50 years with his publicity stunting.
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I co-sign on that! This famewhore has set transgender rights way back.
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Seriously....this whole story pisses me off. One of my good friends is trans, and the amount of bullshit he (FTM) put up with through his transition phase from his parents, friends (now former), and just strangers in general was enough to drag anyone down. To this day, he's very angry and bitter about it.
I get that transsexualism/transgenderism is complicated and that a lot of people are very reluctant to accept it, because it's not fully understood....and the more foolios like "Pregnant Man" here who just want to see their face plastered all over the news, the harder and longer it'll be for transpeople to achieve equality and acceptance.
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Petty sure that you can't get a divorce OR an annulment if there was no legal marriage to start with. It's not that the judge won't let them get a divorce, it's that he can't.
Why do they even want a divorce if legally, they were never actually married? Wouldn't that actually be better, since it takes away some of the mess?
I guess in order to be considered a trans man, you need to have had a certain amount of surgery on your down-there parts? I honestly don't know, so I'm just guessing. If anyone knows the legal defs, pleez tell me.
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The only ones I feel sorry for are the kids because they didn't ask to be born with all that drama. Nancy there didn't just overnight be ome a drunk, ragey, laptopicidal maniac, so why would they think bringing kids into the situation would help? I hate when people--regardless of gender/sexual orientation do that. Don't bring kids into your dysfunction!
It just really makes me mad! I grew up with 2 parents that put the dys in dysfunction, so it's personal for me. No kid should have to live in abuse with a drunk assed parent doing stunt queen shit, while the other parent stands there crying over a fucking laptop! Fuck the damn laptop! Surely you can get another one. Get your kids and get to safety.
Ok, i m in no way advocating hiting someone with a computer , hands or any other fucking object, but his "oh God, she broke the computer and sobbing" made me wanna pick up a crowbar and bust his head open to the white meat... Its a fucking COMPUTER, its not like she held your firstborn under water, you fucking DOUCHE. If you werent so busy filming and "stating your case", you could have easy "saved" that precious laptop. Fucking IDIOT. (and i m totally leaving transgender out of this, my observations are based on his chararcter)
Oh FFS! I have no patience with or sympathy for this strange asshole. All s/he cares about is the attention and the kids be damned.
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Submitted by khazar-khum on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:15pm.
Go the Catholic route and get an annulment. That means the marriage never happened. Technically I suppose it makes the kids bastards, but considering everything else they have to deal with that's a small price to pay.
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Are you being serious or ironic?
That stupid piece of shit shouldn't have custody either. He stands there with a camera while their young children bear witness to that nightmare. He should have set the camera down, picked up his kids and moved out, not cry pitifully "no please don't" while the kids mimic him out of fear and confusion.
Transgender has nothing to do with this story. He is simply a human shitstain.
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Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Agreed.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 2:14pm.
If you want to be a man, with a penis and mustache, and take hormones to do so and live like one, that's great.
If you want to use your original woman parts to reproduce, you should be keeping to that gender.
Trying to be both is freaky and attention-hogging.
I promised myself I wouldn't post, but hat's off JHarv!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:16pm.
I can't feel sorry for this famewhore. He has singlehandedly sent transgender rights and tolerance back 50 years with his publicity stunting.
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I co-sign on that! This famewhore has set transgender rights way back.
Why is it that every trans and very butch lesbian I've met is like... angry. Angry all the time. And bitter. And on anti depressants. And coming out of a horrible break up. You can't tell me it's all because "the world hates me so I hate it back". I need some enlightenment.
Submitted by SANS FARDS: "I can't feel sorry for this famewhore. He has singlehandedly sent transgender rights and tolerance back 50 years with his publicity stunting."
I can't stand him either. But I think we are moving forward despite his bullshittery.
Transsexualism is one of those things where it's rude to ask about it (like black hair) but you're "ignorant" if you don't somehow magically know by osmosis.
What I know is from reading things online, like mGawker's excellent first-person piece by a cross-dresser (http://m.gawker.com/5933857/the-crossdressing-room) or documentaries. Once in a while a show like "20/20" will do a story. But I'd never DARE to ask any trans person a question in person.
It's a delicate thing.
Preg man. Nope, woman with no tits and a Tom Selleck tache.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:16pm.
I can't feel sorry for this famewhore. He has singlehandedly sent transgender rights and tolerance back 50 years with his publicity stunting.
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Absolutely agree. What a seriously fucked up asshole.
A similar thing happened in Texas. A gay couple was married in Massachusets, then they moved to Texas where they tried to get divorced. Gay marriage is not recognized here, so they were not allowed to divorce. They took it to the TX Supreme Court and were still denied.
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Submitted by khazar-khum on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:15pm.
Go the Catholic route and get an annulment. That means the marriage never happened. Technically I suppose it makes the kids bastards, but considering everything else they have to deal with that's a small price to pay.
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lol. I'm sure the Catholics would love that. They could charge tickets to be in the room when they ask the Catholic whatevers to annul the marriage of two biological women, one of whom claims to be male, but still gave birth, almost certainly through artificial means.
I can't feel sorry for this famewhore. He has singlehandedly sent transgender rights and tolerance back 50 years with his publicity stunting.
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Go the Catholic route and get an annulment. That means the marriage never happened. Technically I suppose it makes the kids bastards, but considering everything else they have to deal with that's a small price to pay.
Well if you were never legally married, you can't get divorced.
He looks like Wayne Newton (who I'm not entirely convinced is a man).
I very much love, and am very proud of the Dlisters for being able to see this situation objectively.
There are places on these here interwebz that would be yelling about homo- and trans-phobia. And others that would be spewing it.
I feel sorry for those kids. The kids at their school probably are so confused and feel so sorry for them that they don't even make fun of them. I remember the kids like that. They had it SO bad, no one had the heart to make their lives worse.
Is it wrong for me not to care about pregnant dude?
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literarylioness -- thanks for the explanation. I thought there were for a few more sex changes back and forth in between there. EC is right, these two are just a couple of fucked-up fame whores. I'm sicked & tired hearing about their fucked up shit. And I don't even want to think about what his fucked-up genitalia looks like -- blrrrgghhh!!!
This needs a we can all go home now tag.
The judge is correct. If AZ doesn't consider them legally married, the judge can't grant them a divorce. They are free to go their separate ways without court involvement.