A Dimmed Sparkle Is a Sad Thing
The storm clouds are starting to dissipate in the Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart YOU CHEATING HOR hurricane, and as the anger recedes like low tide on Rob's once shiny sparkly beach of a heart, some of his friends are saying that now only broken shells, sadness, loss and wishy-washiness remain.
Radar Online has heard from several sources (aka chatty bastards) that RPattz is not sure whether he's ready to let go or reconcile. He's struggling to make a decision, but wants to keep his personal life to himself and out of the public eye say the tattle mcblabberfriends.
An equally sensitive Kristen respected Robert's privacy by issuing a public apology to him and showing her Droopy Dog face all over town. The other couple ensnared in the scandal, Rupert Sanders and his wife Liberty Ross could not be reached for comment, since Rupert is completely booked up with shoe licking, jewelry buying, and couch sleeping for the foreseeable future.
RPattz will make his first appearance in public since the split on the Daily Show this Monday and the sources say he's more than a little nervous about what question bombs Jon Stewart will lob at him during the interview. I'll bet Rob's not the only nervous one, isn't that right KRISTEN? Hopefully Jon went to a different privacy hororing school than the rest of these big mouths and will show some bitches what class is by letting Rob stick to promoting his new movie Cosmopolis.
I feel for the guy. I can't imagine watching with the rest of the world as my future dreams were publicly lapped away by a married man in the front seat of a car. But Rob is a young, handsome, rich as hell star. In no time, he'll be trying to say "Krist-who" with a mouthful of someone new. SO DO YOU HEAR ME ROBERT? It's kick a trick to the curb time. And ladies (wink, wink), line forms to the left.