Tha FUCK Is On Tara Reid's Feet?
SOMEONE is in serious need of a gay in their life. Here is the original Lindsay Lohan (sans the criminal record that reads like the Iliad) Tara Reid, moon-walking the WRONG way through Paris with a mystery man on her arm and a severe case of WHAT. The. Fucking. Fuck. on her feet. What is going on there exactly? Is that duct tape?
Those fUGGs look like the Terminator had sex with my third grade galoshes, and that is some sick shit that I don't want to think about ever again. I don't know whether to re-attach my car bumper with them (it's a rural southern US thing, shut it) or wrap them around a baking potato. NO. I'm so messed up by her dire shoe situation I can't even bother caring about who the new trick is. Okay, you're right, I wouldn't have cared anyway, but my point is that shit is distracting.
Other than the Dollar Store dented Tin Can rejects, I have to say Tara is looking pretty decent-ish here. Of course, I'm using her St. Tropez visit a couple of weeks ago as a yard stick so, basically I mean she's standing erect and not looking like Beer Bloat Barbie.
She needs a couple of buckets of KFC and a six pack of Guiness Extra Stout ("A 6 pack? Of what, cases? What the hell are you talking about?" - Tara), but other that that she looks sober and happy. I kind of have a soft spot for her. Us drunk hoochies have to stick together, you know.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:23pm.
Spider3, are you done work or are you watching from there?! What do you think so far? lol
@Mike, how is your vacay going? ;p
Great, but I'm realizing I'm getting too old to stay out super-late on consecutive nights. I'll need a vacation to recover from this vacation.
@ WR
Off in 5 mins, and then running home. Catch ya in a few! ;-)
Bambam - you are a PEE-EYE-GEE, PIG!
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Spider3, are you done work or are you watching from there?! What do you think so far? lol
@Mike, how is your vacay going? ;p
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This is depressing. Why can't men be tramps and get paid the big bucks for it? We need to push for more equal rights for women so there'll be more wealthy old ugly chicks out there willing to keep me financed in the lifestyle I'd have to get used to having.
*drops and does 50 situps*
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@ Mike
She said the chia may be responsible but may not be. The bumps are in the rosacea family which s weird because I don't have rosacea. I told people in the OP last night - the medicine costs $522 for four pills. No way. So Cappy gave me a holistic cure which was awesome. I bought all the stuff and will try it.
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Isn't that one of the Jedward guys...seriously am I imagining things?
Scroll down to the pic of the guys in Superman shirts:
http://www.x17online.com/celebrities/tara_reid/
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:09pm.
Mike, I went to the dermatologist. Sorry for the OT.
What did he say?
I never got around to giving you my theory, but I think you're just overdoing the Omega 3s. I think the flaxseed oil plus the chia is just overload. I tried adding flax seeds to my cereal for a while and they caused me to actually break out a bit. If you really think the chia is helping your blood pressure, I'd keep the chia and discontinue the flaxseed oil.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:07pm.
Oh ew?
That is all.
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Oh-oh, Lucy♥, is using full names here! Someone is in trouble now!
I think a dick is a dick is a dick! lol banker daddy or not, he's preferable to those old fogey gramps she hangs out with usually! *barf*
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Lol. The Braneloonies are gonna be going nuts. People is reporting JA is engaged. Oh my, going to be a fun night. ;-)
WithinReason: Yes, that's a good thing, no? *what am I missing here, Luce♥?* Dick = good.
Haha, I've despoiled the name of dicks everywhere! He looks like one of these "daddy is a banker" lazybones losers who hasn't got a functioning brain fold in his head. And I hate that douchey leather jacket.
Jack >:o)
Mike, I went to the dermatologist. Sorry for the OT.
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@ Doggy
Yeah I know I normally say it jokingly...but...I'm actually beginning to believe the gossip about her. I think she will do whatever for whoever for money. Some of those rich, foreign dudes that want a blonde, skinny, bimbo that will do anything they ask and keep their mouth shut for money/clothes/booze.
Aren't summer highs in Paris around 80F most days? If so, why is dipshit above wearing a leather jacket?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 7:58pm.
That guy looks like a dick.
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Yes, that's a good thing, no? *what am I missing here, Luce♥?* Dick = good. Please, tell her Jack! lol Tara, still looks younger and fresher than LaLo, any day! ;)
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Are those space boots? Because she is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Seriously, this tasteless hoar is in PARIS and I am not. Well, fuck me with a paddle cactus!!!
*screams at ocean*
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Spider3, covered up, Tara is OK by me. Plus, guy's sort of cute! Get it however you can Tara. Show the Miley's, Selena's, Vanessa's, Minka's, Tisdale's, Chestica's, Ashley's, Lohan's and other drecks of society wannabe's, how it's done! lmfao!
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Dick = smarts challenged
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If she had smaller tits she could be mistaken for one of those US Army rock climbing damn things.
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That guy looks like a dick.
Hekki and Spider, I know we all laugh about her being a hooker but I want to KNOW. It's like BloHam - both of these raddled no-talent skanks drape themselves in designer clothes, drive hella expensive vehicles, and jet all over the world. Neither one is worth a fart in a cornfield either in the looks department (anymore, that is), their acting "skills", or their intelligence, yet they live like queens.
Something is seriously wrong with this.
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She has no business wearing low cut jeans with that long-ass torso. Makes her look like a tall oompah loompah. Girlfriend, get some real pants and work your natural waistline!
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I'm thinking Tara had a rough night and left her real shoes somewhere. She probably picked these up at the Paris flea market for one Euro and a quick BJ behind the counter. Don't know who the guy is but he's a bit younger than her usual trick. He's probably a broke friend that Tara can afford now that she's gotten paid for her summer job taking care of old men.
Lmao at beer bloat barbie!! *side eyes all my ex gfs* and duct tape bumper! REPRESENT!
*spits*
Other than the Herbie Hancock knockoffs she doesn't look too bad.
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Her body gives me the creeps. She's all torso.
@WR - that's one of the Jedward dudes isn't it?
@Dog - She's a hooker. That answers all. Lol.
Dog:
1. She is paid for her company and/or sexual favors.
2. She's still young and lucky but neither of those things are going to last forever.
3. She is paid for her company and/or sexual favors.
ALLEGEDLY.
She def looks better dressed. Those look like MJ's one glove so maybe she should've gone with that theme & just worn the one.
say something sweet...well she's wearing a shirt ...we don't have to look at that weird stomach of hers.
Coma Caca!
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I can appreciate how thin she is, but those low-rise jeans are not flattering her figure. Just my two cents.
Never mind what is on her feet, WHO is on HER ARM, SweetASSS?
Kinda hate when she's got one of them, oldies up on her, but this twink, is ok! *muah-muah* Lohan get off the pisser and learn from this Reid bitch, will ya?! lolololol
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Can someone please explain the following, any or all:
1. How does she afford to spend so much time partying in the South of France, which is wicked expensive?
2. How is she still alive with her obvious alcohol issues?
3. Where does she get her money??
4. Is her torso unusually long and her legs unusually short?
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Whoever that guy is, he's got some serious Rumer-face going on.
curious to know what tara's hourly hooker rate is...
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