Tha FUCK Is On Tara Reid's Feet?
SOMEONE is in serious need of a gay in their life. Here is the original Lindsay Lohan (sans the criminal record that reads like the Iliad) Tara Reid, moon-walking the WRONG way through Paris with a mystery man on her arm and a severe case of WHAT. The. Fucking. Fuck. on her feet. What is going on there exactly? Is that duct tape?
Those fUGGs look like the Terminator had sex with my third grade galoshes, and that is some sick shit that I don't want to think about ever again. I don't know whether to re-attach my car bumper with them (it's a rural southern US thing, shut it) or wrap them around a baking potato. NO. I'm so messed up by her dire shoe situation I can't even bother caring about who the new trick is. Okay, you're right, I wouldn't have cared anyway, but my point is that shit is distracting.
Other than the Dollar Store dented Tin Can rejects, I have to say Tara is looking pretty decent-ish here. Of course, I'm using her St. Tropez visit a couple of weeks ago as a yard stick so, basically I mean she's standing erect and not looking like Beer Bloat Barbie.
She needs a couple of buckets of KFC and a six pack of Guiness Extra Stout ("A 6 pack? Of what, cases? What the hell are you talking about?" - Tara), but other that that she looks sober and happy. I kind of have a soft spot for her. Us drunk hoochies have to stick together, you know.
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Here is an example where one's natural skin tone is so much more appealing than fake tones. Tara looks like she's considering tanorexia, the guy looks great without the fake and bake. I really don't get why people tan unnaturally. If you're out doing sports and get a tan it looks fine, if you purposely go out and toast yourself it's silly.
That's jedward's brother?
I thought it was her son.
not everyone can rock sparkles, sorry bitches. Dude looks like he's trying to break away from her death grip, too.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
not gonna lie, bitch be gettin em
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The guy is not a "mystery man" LOL! That's Kevin, Jedwards older brother. She's big friends with all of them since she was on Celeb Big Brother Uk with John & Edward and her bangles are Jedward fan bangles and her boots are the same they wear. They give her emotional support as she's very up and down.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2131817/American-Reunion-Ir...
Uggs, crocs for when you have cold feet.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Haha..that guy looks like some stranger on the street that she's latched onto and he's trying to get away from her.
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Submitted by turnelbup on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 7:58pm.
Girlfriend, get some real pants and work your natural waistline!
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What waistline? Maybe she can't find it? : /
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What is it with all these douche/actresses/prostitutes like Tara and Lindsay wearing all of those stupid bracelets? Dress like a proper whore, not like Rainbow Bright.
I read somewhere that she and other former starlets travel to Cannes every year to find rich guys to sponsor their summer vacation, so basically they become escorts for as long as they're there, and that's why they get photographed in yachts and parties all over Europe.
Other than that, I don't see how they would be able to keep up with this life style, do they get paid for each photo op? She's no longer in movies!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Macaulay Culkin is looking healthier these days.
More importantly, WTF is up wif dat dude's 1980's haircut? Man, dat is so heinous.
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Nothing but the Toxic Dump of Booty's for this whacktress. PERFECTION!
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Sweetas, ltfol at "WHAT. The. Fucking. Fuck. on her feet. What is going on there exactly? Is that duct tape? "
Again, got nothing (but bubblies in me body; good times)
LOL at all the comments you guys
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OMG - my first post- from a long time reader. I just have to say after being away in the northwoods of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan for two weeks = no internet access. I read this post and spit my Gray (kahlua/Vodka/Vodka/Cafe Mocha) Russian all over my monitor!
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen: "She's got Corgi body..."
Oh, shoot! That made me LOL!!!
Uggs bridal collection! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Bitch found her moon boots from the 80's! Yee haw!
She's got Corgi body like Shitney but with major anorexia and
drunk bloats
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:40pm.
Dog: we will never know for certain. But I think Lohan and Tara are hooking. Or maybe dealing drugs a little, too. They might even get all that stuff without having to do much.
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Dealing drugs and having sex for money is how they're both still living the high life. There's no other way to explain it.
Somewhere in Paris there is a silver-painted mime panhandling without shoes...
has anyone ever shopped at gabriel brothers (ie my clothes warehouse mecca)?? because i literally see these heinous boots every time i go in there.
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This kind of works for me. I'm not really into feet, but I love Jiffy Pop!!! Let's hold her over a hot stove and shake her until she stops making noise!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fuck, this girl could use mom jeans along with a cheeseburger and methadone.
Lucy♥, I present myself to you... do what you will with me Mistress, I am all yours...! lol
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that's jedward's older brother kevin. supposedly a model but of the shots i've seen taken of him, he just comes off as awkward. has been riding his brothers' fame coattails for a while now. i wish he still had his old tweets up; he used to tweet back and forth with jedward fans who somehow thought it was cool to draw pictures of him and send it to him.
"Beer bloat Barbie" ololol...go girl!
Looks like Macaulay Culkin, with more of a chin.
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Tara, you're doing it wrong. Ruby slippers on the feet and you wear aluminum foil on your head. Dumb Horz
@ Within♥
Such rudeness is punishable by spanking in my books... ;o)
Dude, she's got gay in her life and it's walking right next to her!!! You must be drunk if you didn't catch that!!
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Lucy♥, you and Sal make me feel SO ashamed of my rude self! ... may I say... thank you for that! olol
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So fucking gross! Waist down she looks like a 12 year old boy; waist up she looks like a 60 year old hooker. Hideous combo!
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:49pm.
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Paying for escorts and dressing eternally like a 20 year old.
Who is Madonna, Alex?
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
WithinReason: "twink's using her for her weathered aged pickled pussay!"
OMG young lady what is this filthy language! Oh my!
In a couple years, Tara will be paing for escorts. She looks like that kind of woman. She looks like she'll eternally dress like a 20 year old. She is a more sanguine Angelyne.
ETA a . Damn iPad.
Lucy♥, twink's using her for her weathered aged pickled pussay! That's what... come on, someone had to say it! lolol
*blushes*
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@ Within♥
I bet he's just using her for her... um, her... what exactly
*makes blazing tire tracks to JJ to poke the Loons*
Dog: we will never know for certain. But I think Lohan and Tara are hooking. Or maybe dealing drugs a little, too. They might even get all that stuff without having to do much.
Some men just want to be seen with a "celeb" or attractive *swallows mini-throw up* young lady.
Mikey, I've said the same thing before... HAHAHA *just not out loud* don't admit it though and don't go overboard... LOLOLOL Good you're having a great time. Won't hand you the bottle of ensure just yet... ;P
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Puh-leeze. Raul would let a drunken schnauzer blow him IN a dumpster!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:24pm.
Bambam - you are a PEE-EYE-GEE, PIG!
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Well yeah, for the right price I am.
I thought that's what I was saying. lol
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Ah come on ya know bitch would be fierce drunk off her ass at a Denny's at 3am, smellin' like old lady purse, doggy chew toys tits and all! Raul would let her blow him out by the dumpster!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:27pm.
she has the figure of a noodle with bumps.
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Mmmmmmm. Ramen.
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she has the figure of a noodle with bumps.
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