Bret Easton Ellis Has Another Issue
What's HER problem? It's disappointing that the guy partially responsible for one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (" that's 'Bone'.") seems like he's a bizarre twat looking to suck a cock filled with "attention".
Bret Easton Ellis made a grab at relevancy this week by bitching about openly gay actor Matt Bomer possibly playing the lead in the film adaption of Ma's Pussy Is Soaked (i.e. Fifty Shades of Gray). When bitches got on his shit about it, he retorted by...complaining about CBS' sitcom line-up. What?
From Digital Spy:
"Feel complicated about Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother - central joke being that he's a gay actor playing a... womaniser," he wrote.
"Why not cast Jason Segel in the Neil Patrick Harris role in How I Met Your Mother? [Because] the meta-joke is that Harris is openly gay. Lame..."
He continued: "You don't think the makers of How I Met Your Mother didn't KNOW that Neil Patrick Harris was gay and that would be part of the joke? Really?
"Look, I like Neil Patrick Harris especially when he's hosting The Tonys but How I Met Your Mother is, like all CBS sitcoms, a piece of crap."
"And please don't get me started on the gay The Big Bang Theory - I'm too tired to go there,"
You know when you get home from a bar or a party, and you're so drunk your face is falling off but it's not time to pass out yet because you have to eat a cold can of Chef-Boy-R-Dee? And you entertain yourself while eating your Chef-Boy-R-Dee by watching shitty television or web-surfing ridiculous shit ("WHO WILL PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY?") and then something annoys your drunk ass and there's no drunk safety locks on any of your technology? That's what I think is happening here with ole' Bret. It's been a long time since his literary wunderkind who wroteThe Rules Of Attraction days, he likes his vino, and Neil Patrick Harris is a blameless victim!
At least he took it to Twitter, and not a public park. Get well soon, Gitte.
He also took some shots at Modern Family. This persnickety bitch better watch out. If Sofia Vergara's beachballs in the back don't crush him, Cunt Queen/Fairground Stripper Hater and NPH bestie Elton John will.
CBS sitcoms do kinda suck.
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Clueless fucking idiot, just like his fans.
(1) It's called ACTING, dipshit. Sometimes straight guys play gay characters. Sometimes (gasp!) gay guys play straight characters.
But yeah, it's not like it's a profession that involves pretending to be a completely different person, with a completely different personality and different life. Pft, that'd be ridiculous.
(2) Hmm, gosh, why WOULDN'T they cast the big, cuddly, average Joe teddy bear (Segal) as a lean, suit wearing, corporate natural womanising man ho (NPH)? Gosh, that's a really tough one.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:11pm.
NO WAY, was that Justin Theroux in that American Psycho clip? I can't believe how much shit that dude has written and acted in.
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As far as sitcoms, all the popular ones that everyone RAVES about on NBC, CBS AND ABC, I pretty much hate. The only ones I really like are Suburgatory, Don't trust the B in Apt 23 and Happy Endings. I don't watch shit on NBC or CBS.
Put a fucking sock in it you clown! Nobody gives a shit!
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:17pm.
Yeah, he seems to be fairly talented, with the exception of being involved with Flop of Ages, but I attribute that more to the cast and director than I do the writers.
Submitted by Cowjam on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:14pm.
HIMYM sucks donkey balls, but NPH is the least of its problems.
For real. I've only seen parts of a few episodes, but every character on that show is so incredibly unappealing/boring. The premise of the show (as I understand it) is dumb, too.
I think Bret's mostly jealous of NPH's (over)exposure.
Bret's the perennial wannabe. He'd love you to believe that he's like one of the characters in his poorly-written books. Forget that - he's the lumpy uncool guy in the corner who sees everything from the sidelines, or hears about it second- or third-hand.
Submitted by bitchSpray on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:13pm.
bret easton ellis being blunt as always. saying things that are true but people don't want to hear -- that's his thing, deal with it
Yes, taking on that sacred cow that is CBS sitcoms. So edgy!
Submitted by bitchSpray on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:16pm.
I read AP when it first came out. I was sooooo disappointed that the movie veered far from how I saw the book. Christian Bale, IMO, was NOT Patrick Bateman at all.
The movie, however, is a good watch on those late nights when nothing else is on.
Hey, J Harvey!
Two aging narcissists looking for attention in back to back postings to remind GenXers how not to behave in the middle years. BEE is seriously trying to pull off the hoodie under business casual look at his age. That was fashion 5 years ago for the under 30 crowd.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:11pm.
NO WAY, was that Justin Theroux in that American Psycho clip? I can't believe how much shit that dude has written and acted in.
Cuppy, as im on my !Pad I can't see the clip. However, Justin Theroux has done a lot. He flies under the radar big time .
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:11pm.
NO WAY, was that Justin Theroux in that American Psycho clip? I can't believe how much shit that dude has written and acted in.
that movie is pretty shit, yes. but it's simply because americans try to make a movie of ALL BOOKS POSSIBLE. the book american psycho, on the other hand, is something else
HIMYM sucks donkey balls, but NPH is the least of its problems.
BEE said that he is not a homophobe but a misanthrope. WTF
bret easton ellis being blunt as always. saying things that are true but people don't want to hear -- that's his thing, deal with it
He's right about the CBS sitcoms. They are complete ass.
But gay actors can successfully play straight roles and have been doing so for decades. They just usually do it from inside the closet.
So Bret can just take out the fucking vodka soaked tampon and get over it.
Yes. I went there.
NO WAY, was that Justin Theroux in that American Psycho clip? I can't believe how much shit that dude has written and acted in.
Oh, and as much of a hack as BEE is, those shows do suck, and I am still puzzled as to why they have an audience.
He's right. Both those shows suck balls!