Bret Easton Ellis Has Another Issue
What's HER problem? It's disappointing that the guy partially responsible for one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (" that's 'Bone'.") seems like he's a bizarre twat looking to suck a cock filled with "attention".
Bret Easton Ellis made a grab at relevancy this week by bitching about openly gay actor Matt Bomer possibly playing the lead in the film adaption of Ma's Pussy Is Soaked (i.e. Fifty Shades of Gray). When bitches got on his shit about it, he retorted by...complaining about CBS' sitcom line-up. What?
From Digital Spy:
"Feel complicated about Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother - central joke being that he's a gay actor playing a... womaniser," he wrote.
"Why not cast Jason Segel in the Neil Patrick Harris role in How I Met Your Mother? [Because] the meta-joke is that Harris is openly gay. Lame..."
He continued: "You don't think the makers of How I Met Your Mother didn't KNOW that Neil Patrick Harris was gay and that would be part of the joke? Really?
"Look, I like Neil Patrick Harris especially when he's hosting The Tonys but How I Met Your Mother is, like all CBS sitcoms, a piece of crap."
"And please don't get me started on the gay The Big Bang Theory - I'm too tired to go there,"
You know when you get home from a bar or a party, and you're so drunk your face is falling off but it's not time to pass out yet because you have to eat a cold can of Chef-Boy-R-Dee? And you entertain yourself while eating your Chef-Boy-R-Dee by watching shitty television or web-surfing ridiculous shit ("WHO WILL PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY?") and then something annoys your drunk ass and there's no drunk safety locks on any of your technology? That's what I think is happening here with ole' Bret. It's been a long time since his literary wunderkind who wroteThe Rules Of Attraction days, he likes his vino, and Neil Patrick Harris is a blameless victim!
At least he took it to Twitter, and not a public park. Get well soon, Gitte.
He also took some shots at Modern Family. This persnickety bitch better watch out. If Sofia Vergara's beachballs in the back don't crush him, Cunt Queen/Fairground Stripper Hater and NPH bestie Elton John will.
CBS sitcoms do kinda suck.