Bret Easton Ellis Has Another Issue
What's HER problem? It's disappointing that the guy partially responsible for one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (" that's 'Bone'.") seems like he's a bizarre twat looking to suck a cock filled with "attention".
Bret Easton Ellis made a grab at relevancy this week by bitching about openly gay actor Matt Bomer possibly playing the lead in the film adaption of Ma's Pussy Is Soaked (i.e. Fifty Shades of Gray). When bitches got on his shit about it, he retorted by...complaining about CBS' sitcom line-up. What?
From Digital Spy:
"Feel complicated about Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother - central joke being that he's a gay actor playing a... womaniser," he wrote.
"Why not cast Jason Segel in the Neil Patrick Harris role in How I Met Your Mother? [Because] the meta-joke is that Harris is openly gay. Lame..."
He continued: "You don't think the makers of How I Met Your Mother didn't KNOW that Neil Patrick Harris was gay and that would be part of the joke? Really?
"Look, I like Neil Patrick Harris especially when he's hosting The Tonys but How I Met Your Mother is, like all CBS sitcoms, a piece of crap."
"And please don't get me started on the gay The Big Bang Theory - I'm too tired to go there,"
You know when you get home from a bar or a party, and you're so drunk your face is falling off but it's not time to pass out yet because you have to eat a cold can of Chef-Boy-R-Dee? And you entertain yourself while eating your Chef-Boy-R-Dee by watching shitty television or web-surfing ridiculous shit ("WHO WILL PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY?") and then something annoys your drunk ass and there's no drunk safety locks on any of your technology? That's what I think is happening here with ole' Bret. It's been a long time since his literary wunderkind who wroteThe Rules Of Attraction days, he likes his vino, and Neil Patrick Harris is a blameless victim!
At least he took it to Twitter, and not a public park. Get well soon, Gitte.
He also took some shots at Modern Family. This persnickety bitch better watch out. If Sofia Vergara's beachballs in the back don't crush him, Cunt Queen/Fairground Stripper Hater and NPH bestie Elton John will.
CBS sitcoms do kinda suck.
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Noooooooooo! I didn't realize that Matt Borner was that gorgeous guy from White Collar!! He's ghey???
*cries* *sinks into a warm bath with my Lady Bic*
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I don't know who Bret Easton Ellis is, and honestly his name is too complicated for my somewhat dyslexic brain to compute for what seems like a worthless taintlicking Turd Fergurson.
I like Neil Patrick Harris, and I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES me some Sheldon from Big Bang. AND WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK if the actor is gay? IT'S CALLED ACTING! Sexuality has nothing to do with it. WHICH LET ME REITTERATE IT'S CALLED ACTING! It's homophobic latent homosexuals like this jizz stain that make it difficult for not only actors, but people in general to come out. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
He needs to STFU.
isn't he the douche who likes Blowhan?
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asshole, it's ACTING! some day you might be cast as a rocket scientist....lol
I think Steve Wilkos is sexy and he probably has a great big penis.
No, no, no. Not just CBS. IMO, ALL sitcoms on TV today suck.
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I always feel it's really odd when people say "Oh, so-and-so is a gay actor, I could never find him attractive." Like the straight actors would give them a go either.
Is that part of the fantasy? That the famous guy needs to be straight so we could imagine that (if he was ever graced with our presence) he would instantly fall in love with us? That's the sort of BS that is probably why actors (and people, let's be real) stay in the closet.
Statistically, I'm just as likely to marry straight Bradley Cooper as I am gay Zachary Quinto.
Smells like jelliz cause Neil Patrick Harris may be openly gay and yet he still appears way more masculine than this poofter.
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Meh, I'd rather watch reruns of The New Adventures of Old Christine. Then again, how did that show ever air on CBS? They made fun out of brother/sister mother/son incest, open marriages, old Christine's all around sluttiness and such.
How it lasted on old fuddy duddy CBS is a wonder.
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Anybody who has a problem with Matt Bomer playing any role, anywhere, at any time, seriously needs to get their head examined. Dude is fucking HOT.
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I agree with him on HIMYM. That is the biggest shitfest of a sitcom I have EVER seen. I actually can't believe that it has an audience. I just don't get it? NPH is terrible in it, his character is so obnoxious and annoying. And WHY is Alyson/Willow (from Buffy) in it? How did she go from Buffy (one of the best shows EVER) to HIMYM?
Disagree with him on TBBT. I love that show. And, yes we all know that Sheldon is gay in real life, big deal! I still perve on him and wish I could pash (kiss) him. Hey, a girl can dream!
@TexnDoc
I saw your comment and immediately imagined a spinoff of the two shows called "How I Banged Your Mother." *needs more coffeh*
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HIMYM sucks ASS!! Big Bang Theory is only likable because of DR SHELDON COOPER!! Dude is hilarious IMO.
Shockingly, I do like the character Barney Stinson... other than that, I'd rather watch the Spanish channel.
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I enjoy political uncorrectness, but I wouldn't know here. I've never seen one episode of "Mother" or "Bang". NPH I do believe has an ego the size of Mount Rushmore, though. Broadway loves you, the rest of the country: ehhhh.
Isn't he besties with Molly Ringwald?
Can we send his vulcan girlfriend a huge strap-on to use on his tired ass?
Or is it that she already is working his ass...which is why gay men seem to bother him so much.
he looks like Prince Albert ( and that's NOT a good thing!)
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Hah! On his twitter he's already backtracking.
Blunt isn't he? People like this are usually notoriously thin skinned when called on their own hypocrisy. Wonder how he'd react to someone bringing up his incessant extolling of James Deen's and LL's virtues. Homeboy, he's famous for a big dick and she's famous for everything *but* acting. At least Bomer and Harris put out good quality work without being known for creampies, sea jasper and hourly fender-benders.
By the way, his oeuvre can be summed up as "Judith Krantz with jigsaws".
This Howdy Doody lookin mofo should seriously stop talking.
Isn't he at least partly responsible for releasing Rielle Hunter's massive delusional sideshow on the world, or am I thinking of someone else?
Bret's the worst twat.
See, he's actually bisexual (though predominantly gay these days) but plays the whole I'm-so-evolved-I-escape-definition game with that subject. He says he's "indeterminate" or one or the other or whatever depending on the day. Obviously there isn't anything wrong with being bisexual but he's one of those people who deny they are, pretend to transcend definition, and then go on to say ignorant/homophobic things a la Cynthia Nixon who "chose" to be gay.
He was so awful to poor Chris Colfer and now Bomer and now Neil Patrick Harris....these guys are so nice! You have to be the worst cunt on the planet to pick fights with people like this.
He should roll up a paperback of GLAMORAMA and shove it up his cunt to relieve all this tension.
Submitted by mjd773 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:54pm.
Who is Bret Easton Ellis?
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If he put on that hoodie it would actually be his gimp mask.
Who is Bret Easton Ellis?
Loopy, Boner hotness, yes forgot to mention that! Bret's seen less sexytime action than Boner's little pinky toenail, no wonder he's so pent up!
Criticize Lohan or DelTaco bitch! lolololol
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Oh STFU bitch! Damn...go away.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:32pm.
yeah obviously he is sexually frustrated and jealous of bomer's hotness lol
This pill head/closet case needs to sit down with Honey Boo Boo Chile for a little time out !!
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Why are his knickers in such a twist? Does it have anything to do with his career peaking in the '80s? Jeebus.
I mean, I agree that How I Met Your Mother has always been a POS series (I've always wanted to stab everyone in the cast except for NPH and Jason Segel) but that's not NPH's fault - he's the only good thing about it. And gay men and women have always played straight roles in Hollywood! Personally, I'd rather see Matt Bomer pretend to perve on some woman than I would seeing some idiot lummox like Channing Tatum do it. At least Bomer is beautiful and seems like he has half a brain.
Loopy, they're word games to get attention and this gets him talked about. Notice Bret's always tried very hard to maintain an image of being gay/bi/straight/undefined/other/none of-the-above, but the joke's on him because nobody cares! HAHAHAHAH
For the record Matt and Neil are still very well liked, this only helps them, thanks Bret! lol
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I've not watched HIMYM but everything else NPH has done that I've seen he's fabulous. What an incredibly talented likable guy!
BEE's books published in the 80's are good to read as a timecapsle of the period. Like Stephen King's books are also (not that I'm comparing anything but that).
Guy seems pretty well informed about TV for someone who dislikes it so much.
BEE's just bitter that he's become nothing more than a footnote to 90's pop culture.
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Submitted by Nemo on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:16pm.
... so Denise Richards really is a nuclear physicist
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actually i was surprised she wasnt nominated for an oscar for that? i mean it was soo convincing.
Those shows do suck pig's ass but he is however, still a giant douchebag.
Congrats.
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... so Denise Richards really is a nuclear physicist and K-Stew and R-Patz really are Bella and Edward in disguise and the reason they shine is because they are really sparkly vampires rather than all grease on their hair? I learn something new everyday!
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Submitted by BobNYC on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:59pm.
Waddya mean CBS sitcoms kinda suck?
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Were we talking about the HISTORY of CBS sitcoms???? NO, we were speaking, or at least I was, about the current sitcoms on CBS, which last I knew, did not include The Beverly Hillbillies, Green Acres, Petticoat Junction.
imagine if brett discovered that probably 50% of actors in hollywood are closet gays with beards who are playing straight guys everyday!!!
but obviously closeted gays playing straight guys are more convincing?? tell that to tommy cruise.
matt boner plays a better straight guy in a "fictional" tv show, then tommy and john revolta at "real life" straight.
He sounds like he has a gay chip on his shoulder. Yes, the sitcoms suck but FU Bret, so does obscurity. Get back to your Less than Zero and American Psycho days and let your pen speak for you, bitch!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:03pm.
bitchSpray: saying things that are true but people don't want to hear -- that's his thing, deal with it
You think it's "true" that gay men should not play heterosexuals on screen irrespective of their acting talent? There is a word for that kind of fucking idiocy, and the word is "homophobia". Just because a homosexual makes the comment doesn't mean it isn't.
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+1 yeah heaven will flip upside down cuz gay guys are playing straight guys...
loopygorilla: but who is he??????? what does he do????? lol
A shit writer who writes shit books for shitbrained idiots.
ohhh i remember now, he is the fucking dumb fag who didnt like promises promises cuz sean hayes played a straight guy.
sounds to me like somebody knows they are butt ugly gay who got knocked back for sex by some hot gays. bitter queen go eat some ice cream and cookies and shut the fuck up.
bitchSpray: saying things that are true but people don't want to hear -- that's his thing, deal with it
You think it's "true" that gay men should not play heterosexuals on screen irrespective of their acting talent? There is a word for that kind of fucking idiocy, and the word is "homophobia". Just because a homosexual makes the comment doesn't mean it isn't.
who is he????
i agree that the shows he mention, big bang orgy and how i bang your mother, are shit shows.
i happen to watch it by accident once and yeah, i was like "wow they make shit tv these days"
but who is he??????? what does he do????? lol
Waddya mean CBS sitcoms kinda suck? They have a long history of some the BEST sitcoms ever on TV....like "Beverly Hillbillys", Petticoat Junction, Green Acres, Worst Week...
Somebody needs a prostate massage...
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:26pm.
Yes, taking on that sacred cow that is CBS sitcoms. So edgy!
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BEE needs to watch an episode of White Collar. Bomer is terrific, and he has chemistry with both men *and* women. He also called Bomer a "trophy husband" on twitter (possibly deleted at this point). Guessing Bomer turned BEE's ass down at some point in the past, sounds personal to me.
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Submitted by bitchSpray on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:13pm.
bret easton ellis being blunt as always. saying things that are true but people don't want to hear -- that's his thing, deal with it
Yes, taking on that sacred cow that is CBS sitcoms. So edgy!
i'd say it's about the bigger picture. he's taking on everything and everyone. like his "it gets better" comments for example
Bret, how about a nice cold glass of sit the fuck down?
I used to be such a big fan of his until very recently. I had to unfollow him on Twatter because he would post bullshit ramblings that would fill my feed.
He creates such amazing stories, but if you read his books, the chapters are filled with descriptive nonsense.
Bitter old queen with a God complex.
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