RDJ Pissed In Jars And Left Them Around To Annoy David Fincher
Director David Fincher claims that Robert Downey Jr.'s entitled ass would leave jars of his urine around the set of Zodiac as a protest against working overtime. You would think IN THIS ECONOMY, RDJ would appreciate the work. Then again, I'm assuming he doesn't punch a time clock. Fucking movie stars.
Fincher makes this claim in an interview in Keanu Reeves' new documentary about the film industry, Side By Side. Was everyone interviewed on a park bench or sitting on a curb in Los Angeles feeling glum? I'd totally watch cinematic treasure Martin Scorcese speaking with Sad Keanu beside a trash can.
In RDJ's defense, Fincher is known to be a notorious perfectionist who tends to terrorize his actors by doing 250 takes of a single scene. Imagine what he's like when his Vulcan girlfriend doesn't bounce on the D correctly? "AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!" "But you came..." "I DON'T CARE! IT MUST BE PERFECTION!" No wonder her eyebrows keep falling off.
Also, it's completely possible RDJ was pissing himself out of fear and luckily he had containers around. They never caught The Zodiac. Supposedly the guy who did it is no longer with us, but still. Did you see that movie? You're sunning yourself with your beehived girlfriend beside a deserted lake and some guy in a homemade Ku Klux Klan/ninja ensemble comes lumbering up to stab you? No one wants to receive a crazy letter with a code and bloodstains in the mail. RDJ was probably Howard Hughes-ing cuz' he didn't want to go to the bathroom alone.
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Jake gyllenhal was so fuckin annoying in that movie.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:34pm.
Fuck Fincher. RDJ is perfection :-)
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RDJ all the way here as well. What was that film a long while back where he played the drug addict? I can never remember the fking film name, but can vividly remember how powerful his performances/scenes were in it. The blowjob scene; the end scene where he reaches out for help, is picked up by his friends and dies en route on the road. The gamut of emotions; word-less scenes saying everything.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
"Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:37pm.
I'd like a RDJ and Keanu sandwich please. NOM NOM"
I would also like to frequent the deli that serves this sandwich. Although I love Keanu way more than I have or ever will love RDJ. Mostly because Keanu radiates kindness and RDJ...not so much.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Fuck Fincher. RDJ is perfection :-)
Would also love to sit on that park bench with Scorsese and Reeves! Remember an article by, I think, Scors' third wife or something, where Scors is at home in a heated discussion with someone on the phone about a film; Scors starts to bang the phone on the cradle until it breaks. He picks up the broken phone and is like "hello?! hello?!". As soon as he realized he killed the phone, he runs down from his ny apt and jumps on the payphone right outside and calls the individual back up to continue the heated convo. I just want to spend a day with him, lol. Read that shit in the New Yorker maybe.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
HAHA! J. Harvey, this post is gold! "Bounce on the D...Sad Keanu bench interview..." HAHAHAHA!
RDJ is hot as fuck.That is all. Happy Saturday, everyone!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:55pm.
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Yeah! Creating problems for the cleaning staff! That'll show the fatcat bosses!
(Unless the cleaners were actually the problem? Otherwise she's just picking on someone smaller than she is.)
At my last job, the cleaning company was complaining that they kept finding piles of shit on the floor and smeared on the walls of the 1st floor woman's washroom. For whatever reason (mostly because they were assholes), building management wasn't taking them seriously.
Then one day one of the building management people was in the washroom and the woman in the next stall took a dump on the floor. When they confronted her about it, she said, "I am disgruntled with my job." Yeah, welcome to the American condition, floor shitter! We're all disgruntled! But when taking a shit on the floor and smearing it on the walls starts to sound like a good solution, bypass the bathroom and go straight to the nearest mental health facility because something has gone awry.
This story sorta reminds me of this friend of mine who worked for a real controlling boss. He would make them work overtime and one day was friend wasn't feeling well and said he had to go home. Well, the boss told him basically to suck it up and keep working. So my friend, went to the bathroom and threw up in ziploc back and put it on boss man's desk and said: "See, I told you I was really sick"
Let's just say that this didn't go over well and my friend ended up in deep caca and ended up losing his job.
So, don't do this unless you're a big kahuna like RDJ and don't give a rip if you get fired.
I'd just piss on Fincher's films.
Once an addict always an adDICK!!!. RDJ is an entitled prick with an overblown ego and everyone lets him get away with it. Please, someone send him to dancing with the starts or celebrity ghost stories asap.
Where did he get the jars? Were they just laying around? Did he eat a lot of pickles? Or did he bring them from home just in case? So many questions!
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I liked Zodiac, but I can well believe that the two of them are dicks.
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LOL, that I can definitely understand.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:38pm.
I hate David Fincher, but I don't know why people like RDJ so much. He seems like a right dickhead to me.
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I don't like RDJ - I just want to fuck him. LOL
I hate David Fincher, but I don't know why people like RDJ so much. He seems like a right dickhead to me.
I'd like a RDJ and Keanu sandwich please. NOM NOM
That is all I took away for this post. I just woke up and the caffeine has not kicked in.