RDJ Pissed In Jars And Left Them Around To Annoy David Fincher
Director David Fincher claims that Robert Downey Jr.'s entitled ass would leave jars of his urine around the set of Zodiac as a protest against working overtime. You would think IN THIS ECONOMY, RDJ would appreciate the work. Then again, I'm assuming he doesn't punch a time clock. Fucking movie stars.
Fincher makes this claim in an interview in Keanu Reeves' new documentary about the film industry, Side By Side. Was everyone interviewed on a park bench or sitting on a curb in Los Angeles feeling glum? I'd totally watch cinematic treasure Martin Scorcese speaking with Sad Keanu beside a trash can.
In RDJ's defense, Fincher is known to be a notorious perfectionist who tends to terrorize his actors by doing 250 takes of a single scene. Imagine what he's like when his Vulcan girlfriend doesn't bounce on the D correctly? "AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!" "But you came..." "I DON'T CARE! IT MUST BE PERFECTION!" No wonder her eyebrows keep falling off.
Also, it's completely possible RDJ was pissing himself out of fear and luckily he had containers around. They never caught The Zodiac. Supposedly the guy who did it is no longer with us, but still. Did you see that movie? You're sunning yourself with your beehived girlfriend beside a deserted lake and some guy in a homemade Ku Klux Klan/ninja ensemble comes lumbering up to stab you? No one wants to receive a crazy letter with a code and bloodstains in the mail. RDJ was probably Howard Hughes-ing cuz' he didn't want to go to the bathroom alone.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:33am.
RDJ is a puke and a bitch.
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Which makes him at least SLIGHTLY better than you.
You're UTTERLY worthless. ;-)
RDJ is a puke and a bitch.
Thank you for answering my question. It's still not acceptable to be an asshole. Maybe RDJ needed a potty break?
There are parts of Zodiac that get really intense.
I watched Zodiac in the early afternoon of a bright sunny day, curled up on my bed. The phone rang and I almost fell off the bed.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 5:10pm.
No shit! God that Rooney Mara is awful, and those interviews with her AND Fincher together, vomit inducing.
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 1:43pm.
Does Keanu speak to the Waskaowsi (sp) siblings from his Matrix days? I would love to see that!
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I'd love to see that too. I thought they were a couple of sociopaths because of how much they avoided cameras and interviews but I guess they had their reasons back then.
And now that they shot that introduction to the Cloud Atlas trailer, they come across as really nice and down to earth people, so perhaps they'll have more to say about The Matrix now that they moved on.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Ficher is an overrated cunt, so good for RDJ. I guess the only way to see his nice side is by blowing him like Rooney is doing. That's probably what Pitt did too.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Does Keanu speak to the Waskaowsi (sp) siblings from his Matrix days? I would love to see that!
He also used to shit on the floor in Kelly LeBrock's trailer while making "Weird Science". I think there is something a bit wrong with RDJ that likely demanded to be silenced by the drugs.
When did RDJ play Al Pacino in Serpico? And why did RDJ play Al Pacino in Serpico?
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"It had phone numbers and drawings and I couldn't read the writing, but I told him it was good so he'd want to fool around with me."
Hekki, did you know you can't read writing in dreams because that part of your brain is powered down while you're sleeping? It drives me nuts when people can read writing in dreams in movies. LIES!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Last night I had a dream about RDJ! We were hanging out with Jillian from "Workaholics" in her RV parked by the East River and RDJ was showing me his diary from the 80s, which he was going to publish as a book.
It had phone numbers and drawings and I couldn't read the writing, but I told him it was good so he'd want to fool around with me.
Some 150,000 years of evolution and men still feel the need to make their point with pee.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 7:33pm.
Se7en, Fight Club, Zodiac, The Social Network, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Hell I'd even include a "lesser" film like The Game in this list.
Although having made That Benjamin Buttons Shit revokes any and all asshole privileges!
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I liked The Game! I thought Sean Penn and Michael Douglas were great in that.
love love love me some RDJ from his "soak my panties to me" face alllllll the way down to his I will suck on those toes NOW please. he can do no wrong. never ever ever.
"In this economy"? Do you know how long ago "ZODIAC" was made?
"Submitted by harperharper on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 8:16pm.
Hey Kiki
I mentioned in a post of few days ago that I had a (hot) dream about your man Gary. I got the feeling that he was less than impressed with me- so I guess he is saving himself for you only in dream land!!!!!"
LOL forever, HarperHarper! I think it was Jack who said it, but I think you're selling yourself short. I think Gary woke up and muttered 'Harper-Harper'.
I love his wiry little ass. I don't know if you've ever seen 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy', but it's a must-see. Whenever I watch it I think 'Who serially cheats on Gary Oldman?!?!' Then I think 'I would comfort him with my magnificent chi-chi and insanely long legs.' Oh Gary!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:55pm.
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Omg Louise! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH And if they're doing that on the floor and walls, maybe... they're not... washing... hands... either! ARGH, SO DISGUSTING! lolollollll
@C6, lmao at "TOUCH.NOTHING.!!" hahaha
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JHarvey, Team Howard Hughes here, lol. "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR HANDLE!! TOUCH.NOTHING.!!" *insert paranoid eyes*
And this is how you get someone who likes to do 279takes all day long of the same scene to become paranoid. Downey knows a thing or two about confronting one's fears. Let's just damn hope the fking film gets completed without bitches in straight jackets and lawsuits.
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Ha ha, that is funny about about RDJ keeping piss jars around. Or he felt he had to have some clean piss in case he started jonesing for some drugs, and needed clear urine for a random drug test
Submitted by harperharper on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 8:13pm.
I just wet my pants laughing at this.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:55pm.
At my last job, the cleaning company was complaining that they kept finding piles of shit on the floor and smeared on the walls of the 1st floor woman's washroom. For whatever reason (mostly because they were assholes), building management wasn't taking them seriously.
Then one day one of the building management people was in the washroom and the woman in the next stall took a dump on the floor. When they confronted her about it, she said, "I am disgruntled with my job." Yeah, welcome to the American condition, floor shitter! We're all disgruntled! But when taking a shit on the floor and smearing it on the walls starts to sound like a good solution, bypass the bathroom and go straight to the nearest mental health facility because something has gone awry.
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OMG. What the fuck is wrong with people. That is beyond disgusting.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:55pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! How did I miss your post earlier???
This part is pure poetry:
"Yeah, welcome to the American condition, floor shitter! We're all disgruntled! But when taking a shit on the floor and smearing it on the walls starts to sound like a good solution, bypass the bathroom and go straight to the nearest mental health facility because something has gone awry." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Hey Kiki
I mentioned in a post of few days ago that I had a (hot) dream about your man Gary. I got the feeling that he was less than impressed with me- so I guess he is saving himself for you only in dream land!!!!!
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 6:29pm.
I just wet my pants laughing at this.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:55pm.
At my last job, the cleaning company was complaining that they kept finding piles of shit on the floor and smeared on the walls of the 1st floor woman's washroom. For whatever reason (mostly because they were assholes), building management wasn't taking them seriously.
Then one day one of the building management people was in the washroom and the woman in the next stall took a dump on the floor. When they confronted her about it, she said, "I am disgruntled with my job." Yeah, welcome to the American condition, floor shitter! We're all disgruntled! But when taking a shit on the floor and smearing it on the walls starts to sound like a good solution, bypass the bathroom and go straight to the nearest mental health facility because something has gone awry.
Himmmmm......
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:57pm.
Enlighten me, what "works of art" has Fincher made that makes him entitled to be an asshole?
Se7en, Fight Club, Zodiac, The Social Network, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Hell I'd even include a "lesser" film like The Game in this list.
Although having made That Benjamin Buttons Shit revokes any and all asshole privileges!
Meh. I'd be more impressed if he'd left bowls of doody.
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Submitted by C6 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:38pm.
Less Than Zero--that's when I fell in love with him. AsmPrince would say, 'He's a sexy mother fucker'.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:50pm.
I agree Hekki. He seems like someone that would make jokes at your expense and when you called him on it, he'd be all indignant 'I was just KIDDING!'
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Lisbet: I always understood he was bi. I believe he had a few same-sex flings but is married to a woman and seems primarily hetero.
I know the gent who wrote Zodiac. He's a sweetheart. His brother is one of my best friends and well, like a brother to me. In fact, I'm going to spend time with the brother and his parents tomorrow by one of the many lakes here. They are in town...anyhow...I love RDJ. Michael also wrote the new Spiderman...heh. I have not seen it yet, though. When my friends went I was terribly sick. That is all.
C6... It's Less than Zero. Very good movie.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:38pm.
I hate David Fincher, but I don't know why people like RDJ so much. He seems like a right dickhead to me.
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Co-sign.
Right, because everyone knows that Fincher is a reasonable, easy-going, and mild-mannered guy. There's no reason to think that he's just making this shit up.
#TeamKeanu.
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I'm surprised Fincher's latest muse, Rooney Del Mara, didn't do this on set, seeing as how edgy, outre and avant-garde he says she is.
He's just pissed it wasn't Sug Avery pee.
I believe RDJ about the scene re-takes. He should piss straight in Fincher's liquid refreshment of choice! hahaha And if the f*cker's gonna demand repeats anyway... might as well do it wrong the first 99 takes too! ;p
LOL at demanding perfection from the vulcan gf, "AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!" lmao
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I'm going to do this on monday
But RDJ is CDAN's favorite poster!
I know some fangirls who would trade their firstborn for one of those jars.
I can't imagine why I like this guy as much as I do. But I just think he's amazing. lousy history and all.
oh. and. Dominick Cooper was PERFECT as Howard Stark in Captain Avenger. Don't think they could have found anyone better, to look like RDJ's Tony Stark's father..
RDJ is a one trick pony. They should have just booked Capt. Jack to play the role and then he could just sleepily hack through it.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:34pm.
"Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:37pm.
I'd like a RDJ and Keanu sandwich please. NOM NOM"
I would also like to frequent the deli that serves this sandwich. Although I love Keanu way more than I have or ever will love RDJ. Mostly because Keanu radiates kindness and RDJ...not so much.
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Kiki, I agree with you about Keanu. He really does seem like a kind person whom just doesn't live for the limelight...a more private person. I respect him for that.
Enlighten me, what "works of art" has Fincher made that makes him entitled to be an asshole? I'm not a huge RDJ fan, but I have no problem with him here. If the director thinks that was bad, try that shit with Anthony Hopkins.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:50pm.
RDJ is a really good actor but he strikes me as kind of a bitchy queen.
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I've always assumed he was gay. Am I on to something?
Himmmmm........
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:37pm.
I'd like a RDJ and Keanu sandwich please. NOM NOM
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I'd like that sammich too but I know in one ear I'd be hearing "Woah!...Yeah....Dude".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
But dont we LOVE bitchy queens?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy: "Although I love Keanu way more than I have or ever will love RDJ. Mostly because Keanu radiates kindness and RDJ...not so much."
Me too.
RDJ is a really good actor but he strikes me as kind of a bitchy queen.