Open Post & Programming Note: Hosted By Marilyn Manson
You're probably reading these words while pulling your panties up and wiping your musky down low parts with the bottom of your shirt. Because as soon as the head picture for this post came up, you immediately rubbed your genitals on your computer monitor until you almost got electrocuted. The word "fuck" written with a Sharpie on Marilyn Manson's mouth compelled you to do so. You actually shouldn't be reading this right now, because you should be down at the free clinic (FYI: They open at 10am on the weekends) getting treated for ink poisoning and a new kind of gonorrhea that is only transmitted through pixels.
Marilyn Manson, who looks like he just ate the dreams of a thousand obese children, shuffled through LAX yesterday with his piece Lindsay Usich and he threatened all the paps with a good time by scribbling the words "fuck you" on his mound of flour-dusted pie dough face. Lindsay Lohan is so going to sue his powdery ass for copyright infringement. In case you're wondering, the words "fuck you" written in marker on a face translates into "look at me looook at me oh god look at me fuck me with your attention please just loooook at me" in real talk.
And on that note, I'm taking another quick trip this summer and might not be around as much for the next few days. While I'm off suckling on a 12 oz. Corona on top of a hotel room bedspread as I suction my brain to non-stop Olympic coverage, my partners in blog foolery, J. Harvey and Sweetas (THE RETURN OF SWEETAS!!!) will be here planting seeds of fuckery. I'll be back full-time on Tuesday if I don't get arrested at JFK's TSA checkpoint for committing acts of buffoonery by getting make-up ideas from Marilyn Manson and scribbling the words "fuck you" on my face (it's tempting). They have WiFi at Gitmo, right?
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Have a good time, MK - we'll miss you!
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
Please read.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/y0hju/marilyn_manson_just_exp...
Everyone is so quick to call him a loser but the man isn't really stupid.
Actually he drew on his face so that magazines wouldn't buy or use his pictures in their publiciations. He's was also thoughtful enough to cover his mouth when children were around. Everyone is so quick to call this guy a loser but the man isn't really stupid.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/y0hju/marilyn_manson_just_exp...
Hey now, guys. Maybe Marilyn just passed out drunk last night and his little kindergarten girlfriend there wrote on his face with Sharpie. It happens to the best of us, amirite?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
What's wrong with this generation that refuses to age gracefully??? THIS cump and Vadge are a few examples. Shit, we ALL get old - deal with it!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Have fun, MK! Yay for Sweetas and J. Harvey picking up the reins for a few days!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Ugh, he is such a joke.
That's so Hardcore! So Edgy!
...-Come home to Jamaica-...
*chanting The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People*
Mani - I totally agree... and word on the street is they are nice!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
The 90s are a long, long time ago now, I'm afraid.
There was a thread on Reddit from someone in the security line with him. He claimed Marilyn Manson was apologizing profusely for the profanity written on his face, and did it in an attempt to keep the Papparazzi from using/selling photos of him. It didn't work, but if it was a true story, MM came off as a nice guy who didn't want to be photographed. But, seeing the pictures without knowing that, he does come off as an angry 14 year old.
Brian Waner! *said in mom screach* Git your ass home and wash your face! How old are you???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Have a Great vacation Michael!
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 11:19am.
Nothing wrong with taking some time off MK and besides Sweetas has boobies...that is all.
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Agreed, Manimal! Plus, wanna bet Sweetas is going to post about Charlize Theron and Charlize got boobies also.
Have fun MK!!!! Don't get pregnant!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He looks better with the goth make-up.
Nothing wrong with taking some time off MK and besides Sweetas has boobies...that is all.
Have fun MK.
Yay Sweetas and JH!
I'm reading his book right now and its actually really good. anyone who disses people who call him intelligent have obviously never done any sort of research into the guy and have only formed an opinion of him based off his photos
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Why, hello yourself Jack ;)
Yay sweetas (i curr!) and J. Harvey!
Another desperate bid for attention by a sad, old man. I can't believe he's still rocking the goth, dyed black hair, and 3-inch heeled boots. They say some people will spend their entire lives dressing the way they did when they were most popular. It'll be late 90s for Marilyn, then.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
He seems to think it's still 1996.
Have a great trip, MK!!!
Rock it, Ms Sweetas!!!!
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
lol Evil, I know...and I have posted it on here before I think. An oldie but goodie. It's one of my favorite Onion articles because it illustrates how sad this guy really is!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by snowball on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:03am.
He has a more interesting rotating crop of girlfriends than guys like Bradley Cooper - what the hell has this dripping Ziplock bag of bacon grease got? No dick, no matter how prime, is worth a face or personality like that and he can't possibly be worth enough money that's he's paying them.
It has to be some form of mind control or really, really good blackmail. I still might rather do a tag team of Pete Burns and Mickey Roarke as long as Pete promises not to shit the bed..
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exactly! It must be the "bad publicity is good publicity" phenomenon. This new piece is guaranteed to have more people remember who the hell she is if she's associated with the once-edgy-but-now-pathetic Marilyn Manson.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
SWEETASSSSSS YESSSSSSS!
Ebil Cupcake!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaa the hell with my diet! *licks Cuppy's frosting*
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:46am.
You do know that article was from 2001?!
HI LIL RASC! (((((hugs)))))
God. How sad. Why can't he just retire already? At this point he's probably going door to door trying to shock people:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/marilyn-manson-now-going-doortodoor-try...
The semi-hot chicks who keep doing sex times with him though--like this one, Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan--I have to ask: WHY???? What on earth about Manson is remotely appealing? Honestly it's just gross.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
MK my love, have a great trip! xoxoxoxo
*chanting* SWEETAS SWEETAS SWEETAS SWEETAS
Welcome back, J Harvey!
MAKE ME LAUGH SWEETARSE!!!! :)
Morning, jack!
He has a more interesting rotating crop of girlfriends than guys like Bradley Cooper - what the hell has this dripping Ziplock bag of bacon grease got? No dick, no matter how prime, is worth a face or personality like that and he can't possibly be worth enough money that's he's paying them.
It has to be some form of mind control or really, really good blackmail. I still might rather do a tag team of Pete Burns and Mickey Roarke as long as Pete promises not to shit the bed..
I have a soft spot for old Marilyn since we share a hometown.
But if I were that chick, i would be mortified to be seen with him.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
You're little long in the tooth to be an emo kid, don't you think? Even the emos are embarrassed, and they're just assholes.
What a dumbass - Lenny Bruce (yes, I am older than dirt, and yes, you young-uns might have to look him up, Google his name plus f###ing brilliant) pulled this in the 60s' when SanFran paps were trying to catch him outside court on one of his obscenity trials, but Lenny had the common sense to just write a naughty word on a piece of paper and hold it up over his face. Marilyn, how're you going to get into the finest dining establishments looking like that?
Good Afternoon fellow slores!!!
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Have fun MK!!!!
scribbling the words "fuck you" on my face (it's tempting). lol I know right...who HASN'T thought about doing it?
Seriously WTF is wrong with this idiot?
And even more puzzling is wtf is wrong with the women that are attracted to him?...smdh ==========================================
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I guess this is Mari's version of the "no makeup" makeup look? He's getting old though...that neck could use a Lifestyle Lift. :-P
Enjoy your time off MK & welcome back J. Harv and Sweetas!!
Have fun, MK! Go for yours, you hor!
This dude is just sad.
lol SpottyDog :p
@ ImpertinentVixen - I really hated when Bowling for Columbine came out and people were like "Oh Marilyn Manson is SO INTELLIGENT!" just because he regurgitated some mass opinion and got 5 minutes on camera for it. He is the moron's idea of what is "intelligent".
i thought he'd be dating lana del taco by now.
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Made the mistake of clicking the link to that monumental clusterfuck guest blogging post. Oh boy. Glad I wasn't on Dlisted for that intervening 4-5 months.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 8:46am.
When is this sad old man going to grow the fuck up? Body of a 50 year old, brain of an angsty 14 year old whining that mummy didn't buy him baggy jeans and a Slipknot hoodie. Tragic. And anyone who calls him intelligent must be an idiot.
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Agreed x infinity. He's beyond pathetic.
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Gross, he's starting to look kinda like a really fat, doughy Voldemort/MichealJackson.
Goddamned youngun Lucy and her time zone.
>:-(
NOT FRIST.
Happy Vacay, MK. You never tell us ahead where you go as to not attract mobs I see. ;) Unless it's Rome where we can't exactly get in our cars and make it to.