Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Nastina, the cuntified widow spider who is always trying to kill the innocent and pure flower angels of the Rose Petal Palace. On Earth day of this year, I paid homage to the delicate beauties of Rose Petal Palace who are so damn gay that they make Clay Aiken’s honey-flavored butt queens seem butch. But now it’s time we pay homage to Nastina who has exquisite eyebrows that look grasshopper legs dipped in Lucifer’s black blood, ears that are shaped like bananas (or like an extra pointy peen), a uni-eyelash and lips like a frowning Lana Del Rey. Wiki says that like most 1980s villains, Nastina doesn’t ever give a reason for why she wants to stomp the Rose Petal Palace beauties into powder and snort them up. Nastina is just a bitch to be a bitch. That’s my kind of bitch.

This bitch is like the original Ursula. This bitch is also like Xtina’s sexier, hotter and more beautiful sister. Screw getting dirrty, it’s all about getting nassty. I mean, can Xtina give four hand jobs once? Xtina wishes.

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