Hot Slut Of The Day!
You might be hung all the way over this Sunday and so your heavy, post-drunken head is already bowing to keep the room from spinning the voms out of your throat. If you're not doing the hungover head bow, then bow your head anyway. Because this hero bitch right here, Amanda the German Shepherd mix, is the greatest mother on earth and deserves everyone's respect!
Radar says that when the house in Rosa de Temuco, Chile that Amanda and her litter of new puppies were staying at caught on fire due to a car bomb going off nearby, the situation looked bleak and it seemed like heaven would be getting a visit from a whole lot of puppies. But Amanda wasn't about to let that happen. If Amanda was White Oprah, she'd save her stash of Internet-bought Adderall first, then she'd save the bottle of Stoli she cuddles with every night and if she had some time, she'd save her main money maker Lindsay Lohan. But Amanda is not White Oprah. Amanda immediately tried to save all of her puppies.
Firefighters say that they all grew ovaries and all of their newly grown ovaries burst when they watched Amanda run out of the burning house with a puppy in her mouth. Amanda dropped her puppy into the open storage bin on the side of the firetruck and then ran back into the house to get the next puppy. Amanda did this until all of her puppies were out of the house. It's true that like me, dogs get the sudden urge to lick their assholes about every 5 minutes, but Amanda fought that urge to save her own.
Sadly, one of Amanda's puppies was severely burned and is now up in heaven, taking a break from nibbling on the clouds of bacon with the other angel dogs to call its mom a bad bitch. Amanda and her puppy babies were taken to a vet and are now up for adoption. Amanda shouldn't be up for adoption! Amanda should be given every badge of courage and she should be given the job of director of life-saving in Chile. Amanda knows how to do it.
If you're a cat bitch, I just to ask you this: Would your cat ever do this? ("No, but my cat would stop the fire with its icy cold cunt glare." - you "Good point." - me)
And will somebody please dust in here? I've got something in my eye and I don't like feeling things!
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what a great Mom <3; hope she got adopted w/her pups.
(please update her progress)
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From reading about this in the Chilean article on Friday, it was my impression that they gave them medical attention, but they were desperate for food and a bed for Amanda and her family. Some people were offering to bring her a bed as she was laying on a piece of cardboard box, but it looked like she was in rubble. I asked for someone to bring her a house to protect her from the weather. I can only HOPE she's in a shelter.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:40pm.
Why the fuck didn't the firefighters help her once they saw what she was doing?
I was thinking the same thing. They just stood around? Morons. BTW MK Scarlett the cat saved her kittens from a burning building about 6 or 7 years ago I think.
The story brought tears to my eyes. What a mom!!!
This lovely poor dog did what a LOT of humans could not do: go the fuck back in that house to get their kids!
How many times have we heard of parents making it out of a house fire alive, but the kids were left behind to die? Humans, we're so fucked up.
Amanda is a better mom than many, many human moms. May she be a lesson to all of us!
(Also, I hope they're all being put up for adoption together...is that possible? It would just be tragic to take them away from her after she just fought for them so hard...)
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Amanda is my new idol!! Ermagherd, she should teaching parenting classes to fucking humans.
Poor puppy that ended up going to heaven, but Amanda is Mom of the Year, in any year, on any planet.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:41pm.
@ Dog
Too busy standing around taking photos I'd imagine.
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God, this infuriates me. No one helped her rescue her puppies.
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Too busy standing around taking photos I'd imagine.
Why the fuck didn't the firefighters help her once they saw what she was doing?
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*shares my Puffs with lotion* (OK, they are generic Puffs, but the thought is still true.) Ain't nuttin' like a good animal. And they are all good.
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Godammit, I am completely in tears. XOXOXOXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXOXOXOOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXO to all the good two-legged and four-legged Mommas who got it down. BTW, Chile is an awesome country-recommended.
Awww, a bitch that cares about her kids...maybe she can give PMK some parenting lessons?
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LaChaylo, hope your all cheered up by now girl!
@Twatty, awww yeah animals are adorable and great companions but people can be awesome too!!! *waves*
Love how Amanda cuddles those pups!
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Love this doggy story! What sweet pics!
Team dogs forever!! hahahahahah
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This has ruined my day. I wanted to a total bitch and now I can't. This is completely heart touching. :)
Awww, thanks for posting these beautiful cat heroe stories on here you guys!!
Totally crying. So so so sweet.
This beautiful spirit has made my heart smile today. I needed that. Thanks. : )
Some cats WOULD do this however. Not my cat, but some. lol.
Anybody else have that song 'Amanda' stuck in their head now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH0Zol6-SNY
CATS RULE!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 2:04pm.
We hope this precious little citizen and her babies have long and healthy and happy lives with lots of love and good care!
Dogs always present hole.
Discuss.
What a great story. Hot Slut indeed.
Lucy & Bacon, thank you loves!!
Happy fondles to LaChaylo!
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Love puppehs. Love this story.
But, hey! Hot Lips the Wonder Persian would have done the same thing. IF there was a can of Fancy Feast Elegant Medleys tied around each kitten's neck. He's a finicky bitch, and he WILL NOT move unless food is involved.
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Michael K you need to get your facts straight! Cats did it first - just look up Scarlett the cat. She saved her kittens from a fire way back in the 90s! She even has her own Wikipedia page: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_(cat)#section_2
LaChaylo ♥s and squeezes!
We hope this precious little citizen and her babies have long and healthy and happy lives with lots of love and good care!
RIP little Amparo http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186895/Incredible-photos-heroic...
If only all human mamas shared similar maternal instincts...
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This deserves a new series. "Dog Firefighters"!
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Big Bendy - thank you. Puppehs and kittehs always help as well.
EC -- I totally agree with you; people are fucked up pieces of shit, with the exception of my friends and my dlisted peeps.
LaChaylo -- hugs to you, too, hon!
What a sweet story! But those firemen couldn't help her get dem babies out?
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 1:17pm.
So, today's a rough day for me, and this story is making me all teary-eyed in a good way.
LaChaylo, sorry you are having a bad day......sending love and good thoughts your way.
(((EC)))
Thank you, your sweetness! :-)
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 1:17pm.
(((((((hugs)))))))))
I hope your day gets better!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 1:00pm.
DD -- I love animals, too. I wish I felt the same way about people.
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TEAM ANIMALS. People are fucked up messes. Sure, there are a few good ones, but the number on that, at least in my experience, is pretty low!
So, today's a rough day for me, and this story is making me all teary-eyed in a good way.
*hugs & hugs*
Poor Momma Amanda. I'm glad she was able to save most of her puppies. The car bomb part of the story is really f-ed up though. Wow.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
ahhh, what a touching story--well, except for that car bomb part.
I've had my feelings surgically removed so I can't feel anything but, damn! This makes my phantom feelings queef rainbeauz funfetti.
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DD -- I love animals, too. I wish I felt the same way about people. I mean I love my friends, but people can be really shitty and animals are just so wonderful & loving.
What a great story to start the day with in this crazy screwed up world. Thanks MK!
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