Bret Easton Ellis Has Another Issue
What's HER problem? It's disappointing that the guy partially responsible for one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (" that's 'Bone'.") seems like he's a bizarre twat looking to suck a cock filled with "attention".
Bret Easton Ellis made a grab at relevancy this week by bitching about openly gay actor Matt Bomer possibly playing the lead in the film adaption of Ma's Pussy Is Soaked (i.e. Fifty Shades of Gray). When bitches got on his shit about it, he retorted by...complaining about CBS' sitcom line-up. What?
From Digital Spy:
"Feel complicated about Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother - central joke being that he's a gay actor playing a... womaniser," he wrote.
"Why not cast Jason Segel in the Neil Patrick Harris role in How I Met Your Mother? [Because] the meta-joke is that Harris is openly gay. Lame..."
He continued: "You don't think the makers of How I Met Your Mother didn't KNOW that Neil Patrick Harris was gay and that would be part of the joke? Really?
"Look, I like Neil Patrick Harris especially when he's hosting The Tonys but How I Met Your Mother is, like all CBS sitcoms, a piece of crap."
"And please don't get me started on the gay The Big Bang Theory - I'm too tired to go there,"
You know when you get home from a bar or a party, and you're so drunk your face is falling off but it's not time to pass out yet because you have to eat a cold can of Chef-Boy-R-Dee? And you entertain yourself while eating your Chef-Boy-R-Dee by watching shitty television or web-surfing ridiculous shit ("WHO WILL PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY?") and then something annoys your drunk ass and there's no drunk safety locks on any of your technology? That's what I think is happening here with ole' Bret. It's been a long time since his literary wunderkind who wroteThe Rules Of Attraction days, he likes his vino, and Neil Patrick Harris is a blameless victim!
At least he took it to Twitter, and not a public park. Get well soon, Gitte.
He also took some shots at Modern Family. This persnickety bitch better watch out. If Sofia Vergara's beachballs in the back don't crush him, Cunt Queen/Fairground Stripper Hater and NPH bestie Elton John will.
CBS sitcoms do kinda suck.
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I'm sorry, but I love Big Bang so FUCK HIM. I like Matt Bomer. This guy just has sour grapes cause he wasn't picked to write the script.
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Bret Easton Ellis has a face you immediately want to punch the lights out of.
Smug asshole. His books suck too.
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Who the hell is Bret Easton Ellis anyway? He can kiss my fat ass. Matt Bomer is awesome. This guy thinks Blohan is talented so that shows he knows fucking less than zero about anything.
Who it this stronzo?,and the profession is called 'acting'...not real life,even shows based on real life aren't real life so who gives a gold plated dog pooh about the sexual orientation of an actor or an actress playing any TV,cinema,theatre,stage, radio,internet,pantomime,sideshow,circus or opera role?..if they're capable of bringing a character to life then WTF?..
really.
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:42am.
Submitted by Pas_De_Chat on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 4:55pm.
I always feel it's really odd when people say "Oh, so-and-so is a gay actor, I could never find him attractive." Like the straight actors would give them a go either.
Is that part of the fantasy? That the famous guy needs to be straight so we could imagine that (if he was ever graced with our presence) he would instantly fall in love with us? That's the sort of BS that is probably why actors (and people, let's be real) stay in the closet.
Statistically, I'm just as likely to marry straight Bradley Cooper as I am gay Zachary Quinto.
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Amen, you summed it up.
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Ditto for intercultural relationships. On all sides you get someone who acts as if a person wasn't dating outside their race/culture the accuser would actually have a chance with that person.
Some longtime friends and neighbors (4 sisters)would inevitably have this talk when they got together. "So and so thinks he's too good for us, every time you see him he's dating some WHITE WOMAN."
Then one of them would say "the only reason he dating them is because they'll do anything for him, we ain't like that.", every one nodding their heads in agreement like something profound was said.
I finally broke the code and told them they're exactly right and why wouldn't we wanna be with a woman who'd do for us what y'all wouldn't do? Duh.
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Sorry, he's completely right. How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory are really poorly written. The later especially. I watched one episode of BBT and wanted to find the writers and hurt them. The jokes are essentially any conversation I'd have with my friends over something like Star Trek with a laugh track set to it - not because there are jokes, but because you should just laugh at them for knowing anything about Star Trek. Weak. I also thinks it expresses the point that even if you are a genius, dumb pretty people are still better than you and should be perused/worshiped.
Submitted by Pas_De_Chat on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 4:55pm.
I always feel it's really odd when people say "Oh, so-and-so is a gay actor, I could never find him attractive." Like the straight actors would give them a go either.
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indeed-its seems to be only a woman thing, as apparently there is somthing wrong with women finding a gay man attractive. i do know guys (in my office but apprently this happens a lot) when they get jealous (and they do, it aint just women!) of women checking out a hot guy they use the ol' "oh i hear he's gay" to put them off. i dont know why this works but it does, at least with the girls in my office.
last time they said this about the IT guy who works upstairs, i rebuffed with "oh really? great! now i can imagine him getting it on with Daniel*-so sexy!" suffice to say that stunned them until i got called a perv despite the fact they go on about lesbians all the time. double standards, go figure.
*=obv not his real name, dont want to identify him would be rude.
oh please dont let Matt Bomer be in this rubbish-i know hollywierd embellishes the truth but even this would be taking it too far. many women, after seeing this, may go into the world of bdsm expecting it populated with Matt Bomer alikes and will be very very disapointed especially with the attitude of male doms who like to treat women like shit(literally-like sticking hooks and pins in you for real :S)and have little to offer. you'll hardly find one under 50 and worst-most are into "daddy-daughter" play. the older and uglier they are the more they insist on having a "very young slim sub". its just ugh!
c'om Matty you're better than this! stick to stripper roles :D
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 6:36pm.
Noooooooooo! I didn't realize that Matt Borner was that gorgeous guy from White Collar!! He's ghey???
*cries* *sinks into a warm bath with my Lady Bic*
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yes its true, he plays for our team. but we need some guys like that, you straights hog all the hot guys, like tommy cruise, john travolta.
I'm simply offended that 50 Shades of Shit is being dramatized at all, with anyone, for anyone's eyes anywhere. Like that Twilight fan fic with different character names should have seen the light of day outside a Twitard board.
The sexual orientation of actors is a secondary issue that is absurd and stupid to focus on. BEE must have spent all his 80s money and has nothing better to do than queef out nastiness.
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Regarding this Bret Easton Ellis douchebag, I like The Big Bang Theory. I also like Matt Bomer in White Collar; he's able to play a straight lothorio even though he's an openly gay dude. Because it's called ACTING, you dumbf*ck. BEE needs to eat a bag of sh*t and die...
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 4:10am.
NN :)
For Loopy:
/waves nite - too sleepy ;-)
http://www.ohlalamag.com/en/2012/08/ohlala-presents-tommy-didario-by-pin...
Submitted by Pas_De_Chat on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 4:55pm.
I always feel it's really odd when people say "Oh, so-and-so is a gay actor, I could never find him attractive." Like the straight actors would give them a go either.
Is that part of the fantasy? That the famous guy needs to be straight so we could imagine that (if he was ever graced with our presence) he would instantly fall in love with us? That's the sort of BS that is probably why actors (and people, let's be real) stay in the closet.
Statistically, I'm just as likely to marry straight Bradley Cooper as I am gay Zachary Quinto.
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Amen, you summed it up.
anyway i would sell my soul to the devil in exchange for marrying and bang matt boner every night, and then i'll sign over my services to devil in the afterlife to become his bitch, if he allows matthew reader or philipp boy to bang me when matt boner is too tired for action that night.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 4:41pm.
Meh, I'd rather watch reruns of The New Adventures of Old Christine. Then again, how did that show ever air on CBS? They made fun out of brother/sister mother/son incest, open marriages, old Christine's all around sluttiness and such.
How it lasted on old fuddy duddy CBS is a wonder.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfuss! She could recite the weather and it would be given a time slot. Though, the Seinfield clout is starting to tarnish a bit. Jerry's stuff is bombing. Michael Richards REALLY bombed and Jason Alexander disappeared.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 11:46pm.
What's HER problem? It's disappointing that the guy partially responsible for one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (" that's 'Bone'.") seems like he's a bizarre twat looking to suck a cock filled with "attention".----
The fuck does this even mean?
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Some hack screenwriter is looking to create a stir and get hisself some attention. He threw shade on some hot gay actor possibly playing the lead in 50 shades of grey then he threw shade on gay actors playing straight guys on sitcoms. Whole lot about nuthin really.
howubeenhowudoin?
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Hekki: "I keep seeing his hoodie outfit as a sailor suit."
lmfaoooooooo CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
What's HER problem? It's disappointing that the guy partially responsible for one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema (" that's 'Bone'.") seems like he's a bizarre twat looking to suck a cock filled with "attention".----
The fuck does this even mean?
IDK who the fuck any of these people are.
I keep seeing his hoodie outfit as a sailor suit.
Submitted by will.i.am: "...What the fuck do you guys like? because EVERYTHING that gets a mention on this site is whined about. It's exhausting."
Check out the Richard Simmons comments. We all seem to like him.
And Dolly Parton.
And "Eastbound and Down". And "Louie". And chia seeds.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 11:02pm.
Sucky, you know I'm jealous.....stuck here watching men's Olympic diving. Did you catch any slippery eels?
YAY Sucky!!!!!!!!
And, YAY Mike!!!!!!
Bees are awesome so I can't use Brat over-rated's initials, BEEcause it would bee a lie, he is NOT awesome, I could never get through one page of his drivel.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
IT WAS SO FUCKING META
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:56pm.
SUCKY! Finally! Did Jack let you get out from under his desk to come out and play?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by C6 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 11:00pm.
LOL! Yeah, I certainly do NOT want to be licking anyone's ass crack, especially this hot summer or EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:51pm.
don't have to like HIMYM. That's the beauty of freedom of choice AND the right to express it.
No need to get foul and nasty with those of us that don't share your same views, thoughts, or preferences.
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Team Cupcake. No foul and nasty on Sat. night; foul/nasty is for the club bathroom stall.
*waiting for the drowsies to re-kick in
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will.i.am, "Louie" "Criminal Minds" "Mad Men". The only tv worth watching these days, IMO.
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SUCKY! Finally! Did Jack let you get out from under his desk to come out and play?
Submitted by will.i.am on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 9:53pm.
I don't have to like HIMYM. That's the beauty of freedom of choice AND the right to express it.
No need to get foul and nasty with those of us that don't share your same views, thoughts, or preferences.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:38pm.
lost me at "Bret Easton Ellis" what kind of a name does she even have for god sakes?
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LOL that name! It's almost like "Breast El Lisp" as in "My Breast El Lisp feel complicated....blah..." Where's his 504? PULL THAT 504 LEARNING PLAN SHIT OUT, BREAST, AND "META JOKE" EXPLAIN YOUR VERBAL DIARRHEA, PLEASE, THANKS.
NO.
*pops loraz; fking must be off to bed, damnit
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by C6 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:29pm.
Right. He lost me at "feel complicated.."
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Honey, she lost me at "Bret Easton Ellis" what kind of a name does she even have for god sakes? I hope she reads this and throws herself down a well!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:26pm.
honey who cares WHAT she even SAYS at all!
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Right. He lost me at "feel complicated.."
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
honey who cares WHAT she even SAYS at all!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
And I fucking hate Bret Easton Ellis.
SANS FARDS: Anybody who has a problem with Matt Bomer playing any role, anywhere, at any time, seriously needs to get their head examined. Dude is fucking HOT.
I agree, and not forgetting that he is extremely charismatic and a great comedic actor too. On White Collar, in every single scene he is in, he engages FULLY with the other people in it. Plus some people on ONTD met him and said he was very approachable and humble. It's as if he has no idea what he looks like.
Anyway.
He can play the role, but personally I don't want him associated with 50 Shades of Shit in any way because it will kill off any hopes he has of credibility after White Collar ends. His incredibly perfect looks already count against him; yeah, I know, won't someone please feel sorry for the perfect real-life Disney Prince. Beauty is such a curse!
I love HIMYM so all of you can lick the blackest part of my crack. What the fuck do you guys like? because EVERYTHING that gets a mention on this site is whined about. It's exhausting.
BEE is a pretentious, homely cunt.
Matt Bomer is a good actor and SO fucking hot, gorgeous and fine. He can do anything and I'd watch it just because his smoking self is in it.
Mayo and Sans Fards, If the Anna character is annoying then Anna Paquin and as Sans said, KStew would be trying out for it... (so would half of Ho'wood) but aren't they actually annoying in real life? Great, they'd drive away more viewers than they'd bring in... lololol *scratches both names off the list* *casting is darn hard* ;p
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "My question is, why is Gus Van Sant associating himself with BEE AND that Canyons mess?
I always gave him some credit for being a fairly decent writer/director."
He is. But it doesn't surprise me much. He also likes fucked up teenagers sucking cock for drug money as subject matter, just like BEE.
Mayo - originally they were saying Emma Watson for the role of Ana Steele, but that got shot down. KStew would probably be perfect for Ana--obnoxious, bratty, and one-dimensional.
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My question is, why is Gus Van Sant associating himself with BEE AND that Canyons mess?
I always gave him some credit for being a fairly decent writer/director.
Bret Easton Ellis mistook Blohan for an actress, so the jokes on him.
Submitted by Cat Scratch/ "...See, he's actually bisexual (though predominantly gay these days) but plays the whole I'm-so-evolved-I-escape-definition game with that subject. He says he's "indeterminate" or one or the other or whatever depending on the day. Obviously there isn't anything wrong with being bisexual but he's one of those people who deny they are, pretend to transcend definition..."
Exactly.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 6:48pm.
Me too. That's the only way I'll see this dreck....
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I think the same thing too. I hope they choose a good actress for the role of Ana, because she's annoying as fuck so they need a good actress to make her seem less annoying, even though i don't think that's gonna happen.
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I'm sorry, but I love Big Bang so FUCK HIM. I like Matt Bomer. This guy just has sour grapes cause he wasn't picked to write the script.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Why do dickholes like him think their opinion is even relevant? I hate that social media allows people to think that they are entitled to share their opinions with the universe and that it somehow makes their opinions fact. Come off your pedestal, plz.
Submitted by Mayo on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 6:46pm.
Wait... Matt Bomer is going to play Christian Grey on Fifty Shades!!!!??? OMG I HOPE THIS IS TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT! And he'd be perfect for the role, so pretty *.*
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Me too. That's the only way I'll see this dreck....is if they put someone insanely hot in the role of Christian. Bomer, being stupidly gorgeous, is perfect.
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Wait... Matt Bomer is going to play Christian Grey on Fifty Shades!!!!??? OMG I HOPE THIS IS TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT! And he'd be perfect for the role, so pretty *.*
ON TOPIC: Meh, homophobes are stupid...
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Ehh...who is he to talk believability? He thinks Blohan still has "talent". ??
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