Friday, August 10th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Chatroulette Call Me Maybe
The bearded bikini beauty who brought us the Apple Store Fireworks and the Times Square Born This Way is back to punching to the air with his ass and this time he's found the only good use for "Call Me Maybe." Since this Chatroulette, you might be expecting a few cameos from bare peens. There's none of that, but there are some cameos from hot straight topless dudes randomly lying in bed.
This bearded bikini beauty is definitely the only Kardashian I like.
via The Daily What
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:08pm.
LUCKY GIRL!
Sadly, most of the off beat places I knew were destroyed in the hurricane. Mother's is super yummy for their Debris sammies. Galatoire's is a favorite of mine for expensive eating. You can try to see if Uglisch's still exists, but I think it went bye bye during Katrina. It had wonderful food. Don't forget to get Roman Candy from the horse drawn cart. Aunt Sally's pralines, popular but the very best, IF you like pralines!
@Sans
LMAO!
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:57pm.
E! News teaser...will Lochte be the new Bachelor?!
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I think he would be perfect for such high quality programming
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:03pm.
Sans did he really say that? LOL
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haha nah, I was just joshing.
http://jezebel.com/5932128/ryan-lochte-says-hes-never-even-had-a-one-nig...
Jezebel is bunch of mean old hags, though, so I take every article with a grain of salt.
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
ok, so loving that many sang along. makes me have hope for us yet.
any of you slores been to New Orleans? I head out tomorrow and while we'll have to do some touristy things (graveyard and haunted house tours, airboat ride, riverboat) I dont want to eat at the tourist spots, it's usually overpriced for lame food.
anyone know an off the beaten path place to eat there?
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Wow, even though I'm sick as hell with a sinus infection and fever, this has me cracking up. And I'd totally hit that swimmer boy in bed.
Sans did he really say that? LOL
Josh also said his iron is low but apparently it's not too low for some people! :p
M.E. 0:53 is WAY too young, but UBF at 18 would have....
If he is...you could be on the show Snowy!!!!!
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:57pm.
E! News teaser...will Lochte be the new Bachelor?!
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"Ladies, my mom's got it all wrong about the one night stands. I love and cherish a woman like the precious pearl she is and I totally will at least text her after sex. Jeah!"
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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"
0.28 I totally would, even if he looks doughy.
SHUT UP GUEST!!?!? I did hear he was gonna be on DWTS, I hope Maks is his partner
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
He said they'd be back next week Snowho. :)
Same here, i saw a parody about the song, but didnt click to listen.. my kid knew it, it seems, i hadn`t heard it til now... My Walmart doesnt play music and our Walgreens plays the Eagles and Tracy Chapman, so there... cheer up, its Friday, ffs.
E! News teaser...will Lochte be the new Bachelor?!
guest: have you spoken to Josh, is there MMUUURRRDDDDEEERRR tonight, no right? stupid "lmpics!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
It is a cute song!
Didn't hear this song until now, but it made quite a lot of memes. Anyway, this guy is pretty fucking funny.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Dude has more bikini's than I've had in my entire LIFE. LOL
beeeker - I managed to go without hearing this song until earlier this week. I don't listen to pop radio and I hate public places.
GET OFF MAH LAWN!
hhaha, we are a bunch of perverts, i fucking love it...
I call the guy at the very end, and yeah, bearded dude has a lot of bikinis!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
"Oh, I am so cool, I've never heard this song."
I don't listen to commercial radio either, but I do live on the planet Earth, and this song is inescapable, so I am calling bullsh*t on everyone who is pretending they haven't been plagued by its poppy sugar.
Now that my rant is over: Even though I've had this d*mn song in my head on repeat after hearing it at the nail salon, this video totally made my day. The reactions were priceless. The dancing dude must be the most awesome internet performer there is. Thank you, Michael K., for making my Friday that much brighter.
The guy seems like a whole lot of fun, but he has shit taste in music.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
I'm jellys of this dudes bikini collection! >: (
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
UBF - yep, I spied a couple, "I'd fuck him's" in there too....
If I were younger and not married of course.
I don't hate this song, but I hate how you can't get it out of your head
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Maybe its cause i am annoyed by the husband right now, but i see two or three potential hook-ups in this video.. (if i were 15 years younger)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:37pm.
Like the new kittie, UBF! I don't see many tortoiseshells.
:O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "Watched on mute and stopped halfway. But I LOL'd at the guy at 0:20 lying back in bed naked waiting to jack off."
Hahaha, me too. There were a few of those guys. In the dark, shirtless, reclining...
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:28pm.
*watches again*
I like how the majority of everyone laughed and went along with it.
Which makes me curious, WTF with college dudes knowing the lyrics to this song?
Guys with shit taste in music?
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Right?
If you want to get this song out of your head, watch the link Uvy posted.
You'll be singing PEACOCK COCK COCK the rest of the day.
*gives self lobotomy*
♪ I wanna see your peaCOCK COCK COCK, your peaCOCK COCK COCK ♪
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
haha, i keep watching the crabwalk from behind the bed hahahahahah
Watched on mute and stopped halfway. But I LOL'd at the guy at 0:20 lying back in bed naked waiting to jack off.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:28pm.
*watches again*
I like how the majority of everyone laughed and went along with it.
I finally watched it - so I can no longer say I've never heard the song :( , but yeah, that's what I liked about it as well.
hahaha, this was actually really cute... Most of them laughed their asses off....
And leave it to my 12 year old to scream from his room: I hate that song, turn it off!!! hahahahah
Whatever you do DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SONG!!! it will be stuck on your head forever! I hear on the radio on occasion and without knowing I'll start singing it!!!! it a curse!!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:28pm.
*watches again*
I like how the majority of everyone laughed and went along with it.
Which makes me curious, WTF with college dudes knowing the lyrics to this song?
Guys with shit taste in music?
What the hell is this?
LMAO holy awesome!! And most of the looks were like dry...horror...realization...lmao
*watches again*
I like how the majority of everyone laughed and went along with it.
Which makes me curious, WTF with college dudes knowing the lyrics to this song?
Pet peeve....a less than half full tp roll. There's too much on it to throw it out but not enuff to look nice. *sits self in corner* & & & finding an empty roll on the thing with one square dangling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o71kCuva4B4
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
snowy - your link on the Lohan thread has got me itching all over!!! FINGERNAILS!!!!!!!! Unreal.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Nope, not gonna listen.
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And there you got me, that's how you got me, you taught me to be mean
Truly the ONLY good use for that song.
LMAO it's cute, you guys should watch with the sound off if you don't want to be singing Call Me Maybe all afternoon
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
NOT THIS FUCKING SONG!!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
His Peacock video is my fave.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.