New Couple Alert?
I know, I'm wrong for that headline, because I'd like to think that tortured creature has better taste than to get with that bitch. Be more specific as to which tortured creature I'm talking about, you say? I'm talking about the bitch who looks stoned? More specific than that? Okay, the bitch who has lipstick! Okay shit, I'm talking about the bitch who wasn't in The OC? Is that more specific?
But seriously, that "given up on life" look in that pooch's eyes tell me that he's had it and knows that the quickest way to get a one-way ticket up to the heavens is to lick his way to an overdose by slurping on Mischa Barton's cokey lips. Nothing says "goodbye, cruel world, I'm done with you" like tongue kissing Mischa Barton.
Here's a few more of Mischa and her dog friend at the opening of her clothing store in London last night. Yes, her clothing store. That Mischa Barton has a store that sells clothes. Yeah, total drug front. #laundermoneybitch
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kiki -- I grew up with basset hounds -- they are the sweetest doggehs ever! I'm so jealous of Mischa here, I wish I was the one kissing that sweet pup. Doggy kissies are the best!
I appreciate the fact that she hasn't yet turned her lips into vienna sausages. I'm sure that dog, however, does not.
He's like, "Damn! I thought this model type would have them in her face for sure!"
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Mischa looks cute and happy...for a change...(***ducks***)
<"Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 8:16pm.
There's no such thing as a "Brit accent".">
Since an accent literally means an individual way of speaking, two siblings in the same house can have different accents.
What happened to Mischa!? OMG, she is so boring! It started off well with Lawn Dogs, then it went down hill from there! Mischa, suck on dog tongue cuz UMA did it better, BITCH! ≈❀
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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There's no such thing as a "Brit accent".
I don't know much about this gal.
but ahhhh, her dog loves her. He's so cute!
Seriously, WHO PUT UP THE MONEY FOR THIS??? Guess she still is peddling her ass or found some crazy backers.
PS - Who would buy anything she sells??? HER TASTE IS CRAP!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
When Mischa First came out on the OC I thought she was so beautiful.....that was a long time ago though...
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Every time I see MB, it makes me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQVrCflZ_E
Getting closer every day...
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
LOL @ #laundermoneybitch!
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WWMWD? What would Mae West do?
You should hear the Brit accent she puts on when she's here. She was born here but obviously has an American accent which she loses when her plane lands in London. And it's bad. She's such a bad actress that she can't even fake an accent from the country she was born in.
YUCK...why do people feel the need to french kiss their pets?
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WWMWD? What would Mae West do?
Awww basset hounds are so sweet.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Her handbags are extremely meh so her clothes must be fabric comas.
Thumbnail #2 is gold!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012