New Couple Alert?
I know, I’m wrong for that headline, because I’d like to think that tortured creature has better taste than to get with that bitch. Be more specific as to which tortured creature I’m talking about, you say? I’m talking about the bitch who looks stoned? More specific than that? Okay, the bitch who has lipstick! Okay shit, I’m talking about the bitch who wasn’t in The OC? Is that more specific?
But seriously, that “given up on life” look in that pooch’s eyes tell me that he’s had it and knows that the quickest way to get a one-way ticket up to the heavens is to lick his way to an overdose by slurping on Mischa Barton’s cokey lips. Nothing says “goodbye, cruel world, I’m done with you” like tongue kissing Mischa Barton.
Here’s a few more of Mischa and her dog friend at the opening of her clothing store in London last night. Yes, her clothing store. That Mischa Barton has a store that sells clothes. Yeah, total drug front. #laundermoneybitch