"Move That Nobody, I'm Lindsay Lohan!"
If you're thinking that today is going to be different and it's finally the day when there's a story about how Lindsay Lohan is behaving like a mature and reasonable adult, you're wrong! Bitch is still putting the lesion in delusion. You'll know when Lindsay Lohan isn't out there acting like deluded trash, because you'll open your window and see John Travolta fucking a vagina on a flying pig.
UsWeekly says that at a club called Bootsy Bellows on Tuesday night, Francesca Eastwood, Clint Eastwood's reality trick daughter and the fame whore at the center of that burning Birkin bag controversy, was celebrating her birthday in a private area with some friends including her photographer boyfriend Tyler Shields. Tyler has regularly shot cracked out pictures of LiLo, so I thought they were friends, but I guess not. Because that night, LiLo caused a scene, as usual, when she opened her mouth and shat out balls of delusion all over Francesca Eastwood's lap for reasons unknown. A source put it like this:
"Francesca was celebrating her birthday with around a dozen friends in a private area when Lindsay came over and started screaming that Francesca should leave. She was yelling 'I'm a star, she's a nobody, get her out of here!' One poor guy came over and tried to calm [Lindsay] down and she acted aggressively. At that point the security told her to leave and it was totally embarrassing. She is acting like some bad '80s film star, and it is hard to watch because she needs help. Lindsay's friend was driving and they sped out and almost hit one of the valet guys."
I don't go to the dog park that often, because my dog doesn't really get into socializing with other dogs and I don't really get into socializing with complete strangers, so it doesn't work out for either of us. But a long time ago, I took my dog to the park and after about 5 minutes there, some dude came in with his mutt. As soon as the dude and his mutt arrived, the lady sitting on the bench next to me softly said to me, "I'm leaving and you should leave too." I go, "Why?" She goes, "You see that dog right there? That dog pees on other dogs all the time." I ask, "What do you mean?" She answers, "That dog lifts his leg and pees on other dog's butts! He'll do it to yours." Maybe my dog's into that sort of thing, but I didn't want to take any of chances. I grabbed him and got out there. I wasn't about to sign my dog up for a golden shower date with the R. Kelly of dogs.
What I'm trying to say is that since Lindsay Lohan is untrained trash, people should just pick up and get out of there when she stumbles into a room. Because if you don't, she'll piss on your butt, literally and figuratively.
Here's LiLo's new rival and her new rival's Terry Richardson wannabe boyfriend leaving Chateau Marmont a few nights ago.
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no wire hangers...that's the look lilo is channelling as hot?
i don't want to know who the other chick is...so i'll go with two nobodies...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Clint is a Mitt Romney supporter.... :(
between that and his family doing this shit show, I am very confused in my feelings about him......
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I think it might be more appropriate at this point to start her rants with "I WAS a star".
You know who Clint vowed to NEVER star in a film with Blohan? Um, yeah, I don't think this will help to change his mind.
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
LOL cuppy, she hasn't changed a bit!!!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:49pm.
LOL! Sowwy Mike! ; )
Kate Hudson said that her brother used to call her a hammerhead shark. Looks like this chick has the same feature.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:31pm.
LOL! Someone on another site said Francesca is the live Stewie Griffin!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Damn you for making me LOL in public and have everyone look at me.
I found a childhood picture of Francesca:
http://www.tutsking.com/vectors/free-vectors-stewie-griffin
Hahaha @ the dolphin comments!! WHY are your eyes so far apart? Are you the flounder antithesis?? WHAT is going on here. And Linds, a star. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
That Eastwood girl is so unfortunate looking. She looks like ET.
And I truly believe Tyler Shields is dating Francesca because her daddy is Clint Eastwood. He strikes me as a total user. He certainly is dating her because of her good looks.
That show is horrid. Mrs. Eastwood & Co. All this one lady does is bitch the entire time.
EC -- OMG, she does look like Stewie Griffin, OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can't she just die already? i'm so sick of her and her 'shenanigans'. roll over and be dead.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:39pm.
Comment of the century! L.O.L.
I think the bigger news here is that Lindsey forgot to take her Elizabeth Taylor eyebrows off after the rap of Liz and Dick.
Wow, what a great audience.
LOL at Stewie fuckin Griffin!!! hahahahahaha I say!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
She DOES look like a dolphin, cause her fucking eyes are so wide apart, they are on the sides of her damn head......*dangles Sardine*.. Clap, my pretty!!!
Oh, and DO NOT get me started on how fucking fug and untalented and douchey Tyler Panty Shields is! HATE.HIM!
SoulTaker- OMG I am laughing so hard at her looking like a dolphin!
In that picture, Lohan looks like one of The Sizzler Sisters from Kids in the Hall.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/lennyg/crud/url.jpg
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:36pm.
she looks like a poor.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm all for "interesting-looking" models but Francesca really isn't easy on the eyes. It should be taboo to photograph that mug of hers.
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"That bitch is scary. She really needs to be sat on a tricycle asking people if they want to play a game." - billykelly789-1 on Lady GaGa (IMDB 22/07/2011)
LOL cuppy! she is!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
WTH is Neytiri wearing? she looks like a poor
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
That Eastwood chick looks like a dolphin. (apologies to all dolphins, which I actually think are incredibly beautiful creatures - this Eastwood girl is however, is not..which is weird cuz she still reminds me of a dolphin. :::confused:::)
http://www.dolphins-world.com/images/top_dolphin_facts_2.jpg
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:33pm.
I am having trouble locating little Fuggy's childhood pics, but from what I can remember, her head was MASSIVE. It rivaled Rancid's head!
I'll guess the hipster boyfriend cooked up this drama, directed it, and they're all laughing together because of the publicity it brought to all.
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"Dude is like a human version of a white, windowless van" - Michael K.
I guess I'm the only one here who thinks Francesca's kinda cool looking! Like a cross between Lindsay and Kate Moss, actually!
Lindsay is pathetic. She really is an old school diva. Their stories don't tend to end very happily.
EC -- was her head bigger than Fugliana Rancid's? No one's head is bigger than that thing's!!! That's fucking E.T.-sized!
I don't know what it is with Clint Eastwood; he really has lousy taste in women.
LOL! Someone on another site said Francesca is the live Stewie Griffin!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Dirk, THAT I'd pay to see.
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If you guys think Franfugla Eastwood is ugly now, you should have seen her as a kid! OMG! Her head was (and still is) GIANT! I always felt Clint should have kept her hidden.
Believe me, she is still fug, but an improved version of fug from where she started at as a kid.
For her next trick, Francesca should set Lohan on fire. Those extensions would catch fire like crazy!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:23pm.
Eww. I see where she gets the far apart eyes thing from.
That picture of Blowhan! hahahahahahahah
Francesca is fug, but Blowhan wins for Biggest Loser.
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Little Eastwood looks like the chick in Avatar...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Blohan is an asshole. Plain and simple.
I still am shaking my head that she's still getting hired for shit.
Submitted by Twat Muffin: "Lucifer_Sam -- Francesca looks exactly like her mother; the mother, Frances Fisher, is really fug."
Eew yeah! I wasn't sure which baby mama she came from, but that's right! Clint sure liked to spread his seed around. Dina better watch it... She still could be replaced.
Holy shit! this blond trick looks bovine as hell. I could place my whole hand in the blank space between her eyes. She's fugly.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 3:18pm.
Both are nobodies. Kick them in the cunt.
eta - How can you have hot ass Clint Eastwood as a father and you come out looking like that? She must look like her mother. FUG.
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Frances Fisher is her Mom.
http://www.hair-style-salon.org/images/frances-fisher-1.jpg
What's funny is that it looks like Eastwood is SWFing Lohan. Those bootie shoes, the denim shorts and Chanel purse... HAHAHAHHAHA! Trash copycat!
Also: the other night I was watching "Candid Camera" and realized that's CLINT'S WIFE and busted a gut laughing. She thinks she's royalty.
Wow, that pic of Lindsay. Why hasn't anybody snagged her for a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? That face is perfect for both the Jane AND Blanche roles.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Lucifer_Sam -- Francesca looks exactly like her mother; the mother, Frances Fisher, is really fug.
She is acting like some bad '80s film star...
Really, there is no reason to bring Molly Ringwald into this.
That Francesca girl's eyes are extremely far apart. Good thing she doesn't need glasses.
I don't always go out on dates, but when I do, I date complete psychos... so I'm an authority on psychotic behavior... she is definitely psycho.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
'I'm a star, she's a nobody, get her out of here!'
If you need to say this, you are not a star, and need to sit the fuck down.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
That Eastwood chick is really weird-looking. Her eyes are REALLY far apart. I thought her photo was a mashup of two people.
But LOL at Lindsay going ballistic on her party.
What is so wrong with bad 80s stars?? Why do rich girls go to strip clubs anyway? How did this become a thing?