"Move That Nobody, I'm Lindsay Lohan!"
If you're thinking that today is going to be different and it's finally the day when there's a story about how Lindsay Lohan is behaving like a mature and reasonable adult, you're wrong! Bitch is still putting the lesion in delusion. You'll know when Lindsay Lohan isn't out there acting like deluded trash, because you'll open your window and see John Travolta fucking a vagina on a flying pig.
UsWeekly says that at a club called Bootsy Bellows on Tuesday night, Francesca Eastwood, Clint Eastwood's reality trick daughter and the fame whore at the center of that burning Birkin bag controversy, was celebrating her birthday in a private area with some friends including her photographer boyfriend Tyler Shields. Tyler has regularly shot cracked out pictures of LiLo, so I thought they were friends, but I guess not. Because that night, LiLo caused a scene, as usual, when she opened her mouth and shat out balls of delusion all over Francesca Eastwood's lap for reasons unknown. A source put it like this:
"Francesca was celebrating her birthday with around a dozen friends in a private area when Lindsay came over and started screaming that Francesca should leave. She was yelling 'I'm a star, she's a nobody, get her out of here!' One poor guy came over and tried to calm [Lindsay] down and she acted aggressively. At that point the security told her to leave and it was totally embarrassing. She is acting like some bad '80s film star, and it is hard to watch because she needs help. Lindsay's friend was driving and they sped out and almost hit one of the valet guys."
I don't go to the dog park that often, because my dog doesn't really get into socializing with other dogs and I don't really get into socializing with complete strangers, so it doesn't work out for either of us. But a long time ago, I took my dog to the park and after about 5 minutes there, some dude came in with his mutt. As soon as the dude and his mutt arrived, the lady sitting on the bench next to me softly said to me, "I'm leaving and you should leave too." I go, "Why?" She goes, "You see that dog right there? That dog pees on other dogs all the time." I ask, "What do you mean?" She answers, "That dog lifts his leg and pees on other dog's butts! He'll do it to yours." Maybe my dog's into that sort of thing, but I didn't want to take any of chances. I grabbed him and got out there. I wasn't about to sign my dog up for a golden shower date with the R. Kelly of dogs.
What I'm trying to say is that since Lindsay Lohan is untrained trash, people should just pick up and get out of there when she stumbles into a room. Because if you don't, she'll piss on your butt, literally and figuratively.
Here's LiLo's new rival and her new rival's Terry Richardson wannabe boyfriend leaving Chateau Marmont a few nights ago.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 12:18pm.
This is what I been sayin', bitch needs to get her ass beat, maybe by some top heavy girl without her shoes and runs all thru her pantyhose, grabbing Lindsay by the hair and just wailing on her. Some Youtube stuff, now that would be fun.
That picture of Lindsay is a blowup of the same one MK used sometime earlier. I remember it because of her look.
That's her "It's 3am and I'm walking 56 blocks to my home because I'm a drugged out prostitute who just got away from 4 guys tried to gang rape/kill me so if you a pervert who wants to beat me up/kill me I'll gut you but if you want a blowjob or fuck it's 30 dollars." look.
If you ever seen a real 'ho passing thru your neighborhood early in the morning and ain't got no business being there, that's the look you gonna get. No fear at all.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Like Peter Gabriel once said about his recurring dream and eventually a song Red Rain, "If feelings of pain do not get brought out, not only do they fester and grow stronger but they manifest themselves in the external world."
If this story really is true, she still has many issues yet to be resolved.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15pIQhiGbx8
The best thing would have been if everyone in the group and anyone else who heard her fell out laughing! I mean really fell on the floor, held their stomachs, pointed at her and just laughed hysterically. I would pay to see that!
Locohan thinking she is a VIP.
ROFL.
Locohan calling Clint Eastwood's daughter a nobody.
ROFLMAO.
The State of California allowing that crazy trick to walk the streets freely.
WTF?
The funniest part was where she said "I'm a star!" I would not have been able to stop laughing if ever confronted by her and she even whispered that phrase. My asshole has a better reputation and is held in higher regard than that stunt queen (yes, I know my asshole has all but worked the chitlin' circuits but it is still more respectable).
Man, did Lilo get all that work done to get that Liz Taylor role? Too bad it made her look more Mommy Dearest, like another commentor said she's due for a good ass whoopin. Frannie isn't all that bad looking, she looks a whole lot better with lipstick on. Her younger sister is gorgeous, but doesn't have an ounce of Clint in her appearence.
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I wish both these vapid hosebeasts would disappear.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Get Serious on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 8:05am.
Blowhan is in need of a serious Charles Bronson bitchslapping. She's so "aggressive" because no one calls her on her shit; why doesn't some pissed off club patron just deliver a beatdown on her stupid entitled ass?
to me THIS is a bigger mystery than who built Stonehenge. i cannot understand why people just stand by and let her get even one full minute into her bullshit. that bitch should have been picking herself up offa a club floor or curb a LONG time ago. Her bodyguards can't be that good. She just picks very carefully who to fuck with, and she gets away with it. One day she WILL pick the wrong person. I can't wait.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:03pm.
Francesca is not ugly, but she didn't get her parents good looks. Just found out her mother, Frances Fisher, was in the Titanic!
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Yeah, I think she actually looks way more like her mum, than Clint. That's not a flattering pic of her - she looks much prettier in other pictures.
Frances Fisher and Clint were in at least one movie together (a western I think) Too lazy to google it. They were together for a few years and I seem to remember their separation was nasty.
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Blowhan is in need of a serious Charles Bronson bitchslapping. She's so "aggressive" because no one calls her on her shit; why doesn't some pissed off club patron just deliver a beatdown on her stupid entitled ass? One serious punchout on this whore & she'll be so paranoid about others being out to get her that she'll knock off the "aggression". The entitlement, on the other hand...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
clint's daughter is riding off daddy's name with all her "high fashion" shit, so i dont care much for her.
but lilo is a fucking idiot and is soo delusional.
i dont know how she does it, but just when you think she cant pull another delusional move, she does. she is creative.
Clint Eastwood's got a lot of pull at Warner Brothers. After this, I can imagine Blowhan will be blacklisted from a lot of Warner Brothers work.
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"In the seventies, there were only three reasons why three people would be in a room together: to have sex, to snort cocaine, or to have sex on a giant pile of cocaine." --- The Cinema Snob
when the headline reads "Lindsay Lohan saves multiple orphan pandas from burning building" you all are going to feel really silly about all the nasty things that you post about her!... what?... it COULD happen?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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In the picture where she's waving I can see Clint's eyes, and its freaking me out. Also, if she's a daughter, was he 70 when she was born?
Let me at Lindsay....JUST ONE TIME. Just ONCE I'd like to get up in her face and serve her a hot steaming plate of reality check.
A STAR!?? She thinks she's a star! Yeah, you're a star Linds....that small dark one about 25 light years past Uranus.
Francesca is not ugly, but she didn't get her parents good looks. Just found out her mother, Frances Fisher, was in the Titanic!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 9:55pm.
Sans, please don't change the avie yet! Is it photoshopped or did he really pose like that for the camera? #priceless!
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no worries, mate. I'll leave Idris up until October or so, enough for you all to get all hot and bothered. ;) not sure about this photo, it was the hottest one among the Google Images.
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I was loving the Edris avie!!!
I was just playin'!!!
(He's still mine, but I love seeing him, lol!!)
Sans, please don't change the avie yet! Is it photoshopped or did he really pose like that for the camera? #priceless!
OnT: Lohan >> whoever the heck this is! lol
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chaylo, I typically change up the avatar every month or two, and this month I was feeling some Idris....but feel free to lick your computer screen to your heart's content ;)
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Francesca has what I call "Sarah Face". It's hard to explain except I know this chick named Sarah who looks very much like that. And after meeting Sarah I noticed that maybe 20 percent of the white North American female population has some variation of Sarah Face.
Just my anthropological statement of the day.
*sucks thoughtfully on pipe*
Sans Fards, first, why do you have a picture of my lovah as your avie?! I can see you have good taste, but FYI, he's so mine!
Second, to whom ever stated Frannie looks like Stewie, thank you! I could figure out who she reminded me of, but now I know!
How come no one's just kicked Lilo's ass?
Francesca's bio parents are Tilda Swinton and Hayden Pantyairs, with Tara Reid as the gestational carrier.
Amanda Seyfried cut the umbilical cord.
GG, EXACTLY! *giggles like mad*
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*thinking...thinking...thinking...*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, do you prefer the devil we know? *Blohan* OR a purse-burning slut daughter of Eastwood who appeared OUT OF NOWHERE SLUT with a shady boyfriend BITCH!?
THANK YOU, I rest my case! hahahah ;p
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Tyler Shields (I hate that I know who this person is) looks and acts like a giant four-year-old boy.
what happened to the good old days when lindsay would just steal a friends jewelry or fur coat then deny, deny, deny? now shes just straight up crazy.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Lilo is looking a little "Mommie Dearest" here.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 4:26pm.
she was acting like "some '80s film star"?!? where do people come up with these things? Don't insult the '80s !!
I still like the 80s too!
Yes GG but really she's the type if you give her an inch she'll take a mile. If these movies she's doing bomb out, we'll soon see how many more Oscar winning performances she gets.
Mani, yet she still is getting jobs. ;(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Clints daughter is a real corker but like most would agree looks better than Lindsay! This seems to be a Liho rant fueled by nothing more than jealousy over that creepy ass Tyler Shields.
The thing is, the more she rants and raves at outings like this the more she is despised by Hollywood insiders.
Hekki, she didnt listen to MARTHA!?! :O Then she should just rot.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Thamar: "...Meryl and Lily Tomlin had taken Lyndsay under their wings, but she was hell bent on destruction."
Jane Fonda and Tina Fey also tried to help her out or be sort of mentors to her. I saw her on Martha Stewart's show and Martha was giving her grief for going out all night all the time.
She seems to bring out the maternal instincts of women who've been around the block. And she stupidly shits on that wisdom. Dumb whore.
who are these two aliens? that clown alien is creepy
Coma Caca!
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Nope, one look and I thought "poop eyebrows".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Did anyone else look at that pic of her and immediately think of the poster of Joan Crawford in "Strait-Jacket"?
I take it Francesca was the Diane Baker of that club fight.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:39pm.
... I used to work at two bars catering to college kids and seen this too many times. Smack her ass up, toss her ass on the sidewalk, let her get scraped up a bit. ...
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ITA, smack that ass and kick her OUT for good! lolol
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@bambam - Lighten up, Francis.....it was a joke. Yeesh.
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ok when i first looked at this, here's how it went
first, omg linds with the makeup jesus. take the drugs after the makeup.
damn, who is the other chick? bless her and the obvious deformity she has going on. or is this some sort of photoshopped morphed picture of someone else?
oh. that's a real person without a deformity. bless her and her unfortunate face.
linds. lol. crazy is as crazy does. eyeroll.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
"What I'm trying to say is that since Lindsay Lohan is untrained trash, people should just pick up and get out of there when she stumbles into a room. Because if you don't, she'll piss on your butt, literally and figuratively"
What a great dog park story and analogy!
I can't take ours to the parks either.
Same reasons you dont:)
Someone should shake the Eastwood family tree and see if an iguana falls out. Something about little Frannie's face tells me that she can look in opposite directions simultaneously. That being said, she still looks 10 times better and 20 years younger than Lindsay. It's not even fun to make fun of Lilo anymore.
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“I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.” - BritBrit
Lindsay looks like she got a whiff of herself in top picture, ha ha!
if your last name is associated in any way with Lohan which equals DCFS, A.A., Betty Ford, the Airport Court House in Los Angeles, Florida jails, multiple baby mamma's and White Oprah vs. a multiple Oscar winning actor and director's brood, and you still want to stir up shit it is time to call it a damn day. Sorry, if Hohan was a reputable person with a modicom of dignity and self respect I would give her props on this but she has proven to be a cracked out mess so no mercy on her ass...she keeps digging her own grave..dumb slut!
Tndoc thanks for update on Meryl Streep's thoughts on Lyndsay Lohan. I read a long article on the making of Prairie Home Companion. Meryl and Lily Tomlin had taken Lyndsay under their wings, but she was hell bent on destruction. That's when all this photos if her in bikinis on hotel balconies surrounded by gangs of men started. It was horrible as a mom of a young girl to see that. I thought where in hell is her mother? I didn't know about White Opeah then.
Meryl tried.
I don't care about either of these entitled yet talentless bitches, but daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum Lindsay is lookin ROUGH!!!! She looks creepier than an Olsen twin.
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Sans, Shirley you can't be serious, the unfortunate picture TOTALLY belongs to Lohan! lollol
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