Hot Slut Of The Day!
This priceless picture from TMZ shows three different shades of dontgiveafuck. King Carl XVI Gustaf and Queen Silva of Sweden were hollerin' out cheers of YAAASSSS! during their country's Olympic handball match against Denmark on Wednesday night when ole' girl down there let them know she wasn't having any of their loud team spirit in her ears.
Queen Silva don't give a shit and is letting a grumpy trick know she don't give a shit. King Carl don't give a shit and is yelling into a hand tunnel that send his screams shooting straight past ole' girl's fun-hating ear. And homegirl REALLY don't give a shit that the King and Queen of Sweden can sentence her to a torturous punishment (example: putting together an Ikea bookshelf without instructions or an allen key) for treason.
They're all Hot Sluts, but the pile of grouch who is not here for the King and Queen's cheers gets the HSOTD stamp of approval. Because her ear-covering hate reminds me of when my abuelita went to my mom's best friend's house. My mom's best friend's house smelled like pure dog piss. It was like being trapped in a dog's bladder. My mom and all of us did the polite thing by breathing out of our mouths (even though I could pretty much taste it), but my abuelita was too old for that polite shit. She walked in, made an "I'm grossed out" face and then plugged her nose with her fingers. She sat next to my mom on the couch with her fingers pinching her smelling holes and she did that the entire time. She finally couldn't take that canine golden shower shit and told us she was going to wait outside.
And that's when I knew that the age to be is the age when you throw out the need to be polite with the need to give a shit about anything.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:32pm.
I was at a baseball game earlier this summer and this one dude whistled non-stop until my friend and I started pelting him with peanuts! The dude was whistling GNR's NOVEMBER FUCKING RAIN FOR 4 INNINGS!
ME, if he is a crackie you should tell him you saw some "sketchy" looking dude creeping around his property. Maybe it will makehim freak and get paranoid and close the windows...at least it will make him uncomfortable.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Dam that is one big mouf! I was laughing so hard at the old ladys ear muffs! Lol
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:32pm.
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEEEEL YOU!
Crackhead neighbor is a serial whistler to the nth degree. Last night I almost threw a rock through his window. In between his methed out ramblings with some other crackie, he'd start whistling while pounding on his bongos.
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you live next to McConaughey?? *awe*
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Could grumpy trick not have moved to the sensitive ears and gentle sounds section? Bitch looks like she's about to combust! Lady, it's a public place, take your chili hot dog, break it in half, and stuff both pieces in your ears. LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON! lmao ya old people dgaf!
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Football & baseball games in stadiums are public events too, but you'd damn well better sit where your ticket says or you're booted away by security! I'll bet the same applies at the Olympics.
Team Grumpy. NOT Team ASSHOLE KING.
I ❤ you guys. I really do. Thanks for enabling my crazy. :D
And what's up with jackholes driving around with their windows DOWN, blasting their tacky muzak??? I dont want to hear your stoopid beats no more than you want to listen to my shit!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
lmao at dude with BONGOS!!!! that's awesome...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEEEEL YOU!
Crackhead neighbor is a serial whistler to the nth degree. Last night I almost threw a rock through his window. In between his methed out ramblings with some other crackie, he'd start whistling while pounding on his bongos.
Seriously, if I could get away with murder I'd kill this motherfucker.
GET AWF MAH FOOKING LAWN!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
I HATE WHISTLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate it so much that when someone near me is whistling I give them the "I want to kill you" stare and usually say "Really? Asshole?"
Yeah. I'm a cunt.
I really don't remember the world being THIS noisy 20 years ago. I've only been REALLY pissed off about it, for about the past 10 years. before that, maybe just very mildly annoyed, but just figured, oh well. that's life. I'm on the express train to dementia, I'm sure of it. :\
That is why I like the internet- SILENCE!
oh man, I am soooo on TEAM STFU! Luckily I can just put on my Beats and drown most of them out now a days but they sttttiiiilllllll annoy me to no end!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Ear plugs are very useful. i keep some handy.
Can you imagine how nice a monastery with their vows of silence must be ? They're really on to something there. :D
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:12pm.
Oh shit! He does that too. Whistles, taps shit, sings la di ta da while walking. I love my dad but damn, STFU. He's always asking me what's wrong. Nothing, I just want some quiet time, damn.
I never liked Queen Silvia; she's a cold cucumber. No wonder her eldest daughter was anorexic; mom shot her that side-eye every time poor victoria tried to reach for a meatball! Gustaf ain't so bad; any dude who wanted to run away and live off coconuts on a tropical island with a bodacious singer is okay by me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1326783/How-King-Carl-Gustaf-S...
I'd definitely have been the annoyed meemaw in this photo. Stop tunnel-shouting in my ear!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:12pm.
I grew up with my Dad CONSTANTLY whistling... I woke up to him whistling every fucking morning! To this day, if someone is around me whistling I want to stab them in the face with a knife. Repeatedly.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 12:06pm.
I hang out with my dad sometimes and I swear he cannot stand silence, especially while driving. He'll read off street names just to have something being said *screams*.
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you've just described my father-in-law. if he's not rambling pure nonsense (not conversation, mind, but free-association diarreah of the mouth rather than being quiet for two seconds), and when he's not babbling, he's whistling a tuneless something. there is no silence around this guy. EVER. I've been on family trips with him, and he talks and whistles in his sleep. I SHIT YOU NOT.
And he wonders why I avoid him like the plague whenever possible.
Old age is when you can stop pretending and call it like you see it. It is very liberating. But then your hip goes out. MK you are wise beyond your years. xoxoxo
lol Jack, he thinks I'm unsocialable. Noooo, I'm introverted somewhat and I have a brain that I use for deep thought instead of throwing out meaningless words constantly.
your abuelita stories are my favorite!!
you should write a book about her.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:59am.
He'll read off street names just to have something being said *screams*.
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Oh.
My.
God.
*loads gun*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Team STFU
Hate loud ass people. Hate people who yammer on their phones in stores letting all their business come out. Hate people who scream bloody fucking murder at an elementary school awards program when their kid gets an award. Basically I hate attention whores.
I have tinnitis (sp?) too. I can't handle multiple sound resources either. Head injury related.
I hang out with my dad sometimes and I swear he cannot stand silence, especially while driving. He'll read off street names just to have something being said *screams*.
Team quiet.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:30am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:30am
LOL... but seriously, I feel for you. I'm not as bad as you but loud (especially sudden) noise irritate the living shit out of me. Sometime my gf talks very loudly when she is talking about something she is passionate about, and I have to step back away from her.... cannot deal with it.
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yeah, I know that shut-down mode. all too well. most people don't get what it's like to live with sensory overload. it will drive you batshit if you don't get some coping mechanisms in place. it's a special kind of crazy LOL.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:30am
LOL... but seriously, I feel for you. I'm not as bad as you but loud (especially sudden) noise irritate the living shit out of me. Sometime my gf talks very loudly when she is talking about something she is passionate about, and I have to step back away from her.... cannot deal with it.
ETA: but concerts and stuff like that do not bother me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
WTFOMGLOL -- OMG, hon, I feel for you. I do not have aspergers, but I do believe I have some form of hyperacusis. I am extremely sensitive to anything even vaguely loud and annoying. I've been dependent on white noise since I was 10 years old to mask what I consider to be annoying sounds. Queen Silva & her husband are assholes. So I understand what you go through on a daily basis, I truly do. *hugs*
Submitted by Crikey on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:04am.
While I appreciate anyone with hearing sensitivities, come on. It's an Olympic sporting event. You'd have to expect to hear some NOISE at a live sporting event. This HSOTD should have stayed home and watched from her quiet living room. (Though admittedly we would have been robbed of seeing her exquisite angry face.)
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yeah .. some noise, stadium event, okay, to be expected ...but it's unfortunate when it's someone in the seat behind you, yelling for all he's worth. five feet away. practically right in your ear. I would have at least gotten up and moved, if I could have. This old woman must have been somebody acquainted with them. .. or do they seat "just anybody" in front of the King of Sweden ?? "
thats the same look the queen gave when the old fart suggested they spice up the sex life, and by that he meant, him wearing women's panties and a garter, 5 inch gucci heels, and lacey nightie and she spank him and call him Carla.
While I appreciate anyone with hearing sensitivities, come on. It's an Olympic sporting event. You'd have to expect to hear some NOISE at a live sporting event. This HSOTD should have stayed home and watched from her quiet living room. (Though admittedly we would have been robbed of seeing her exquisite angry face.)
Damn what an epic pic! That gal expresses my lifelong reaction to the whole world.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:26am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:19am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:04am.
I have aspergers,
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ugh to have aspergers and gayness, I'd rather jump off the GWB!!!!!!
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who said anything about my having the gheys, Sucky ? :*
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lmao
Submitted by sd on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:27am.
Michael you need to talk about Naomi's hairline
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we talk about it at afternoon crumbs :)
I love this post.
So did anyone figure out who that annoyed old lady is yet? I really need to know.
Can we talk about Papa Don't Preach Joe Simpson spending the night in the pokey for DUI???
Your abuelita anecdotes brighten my day.
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"Kim Kardashian looks perfect," said absolutely fucking no one.
MK 7/26/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:12am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:04am.
I believe we were separated at birth.
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nuh-uh. I ate my twin in vitro. She wouldn't STFU.
Michael you need to talk about Naomi's hairline
http://standrivel.com/2012/08/naomi-campbells-hairline-needs-and-interve...
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#DontBotherHoe
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:19am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:04am.
I have aspergers,
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ugh to have aspergers and gayness, I'd rather jump off the GWB!!!!!!
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who said anything about my having the gheys, Sucky ? :*
Eh, sometimes I'm the noisy one, sometimes I'm the grouchy one.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:04am.
I have aspergers,
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ugh to have aspergers and gayness, I'd rather jump off the GWB!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:04am.
I believe we were separated at birth.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:08am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:04am.
I have aspergers, and HATE any loud, sudden, or repetitive noises.
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You have my empathy. That does sound maddening. *hands you a box of Mack's silicone earplugs*
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thanks ever so much! :D got some, in my leaving-the-house emergency kit. never leave home without earplugs.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:04am.
I have aspergers, and HATE any loud, sudden, or repetitive noises.
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You have my empathy. That does sound maddening. *hands you a box of Mack's silicone earplugs*
I have aspergers, and HATE any loud, sudden, or repetitive noises. So often, my days are hell. The gas station next door that plays their gas pump music all day long, at a goddawful level. The BIG Y supermarket has a cowbell at either entrance, to ring when you get good service. So of course every grown moron ,and little kid, in the store, needs to ring that friggen thing when they go by. People shouting, screaming, whistling, on the street. pure hell. So often, I honest-to-God, wish I was deaf. you have no idea.
This guy, I would have turned around and yelled, WILL YOU STFU??? I sympathize, old lady. I really do. My give-a-fuck-meter these days, is in the red zone. I am that grouchy woman on line, frowning at you for yapping away on your cell phone in front of me. Stifling the urge to stick my foot up your ass. the older I get, the more my polite-in-public filter disintregates into ash.
LOL, MK! I said to my husband, "I can't wait until I'm one of those old ladies who flirts with everyone and says really inappropriate things to men and everyone just laughs." He said, "Um...you pretty much do that now."
Your story reminds me of the AbFab when early in the show Patsy and Eddy mention old folks all have "that smell" and after a long drunken driving-stealing-"attempted murder" - spree they get sentenced to "community service" installing installation in a retirement home. The look on their faces when they walk through the door, take a whiff, and the camera freezes. Hysterical.
Could grumpy trick not have moved to the sensitive ears and gentle sounds section? Bitch looks like she's about to combust! Lady, it's a public place, take your chili hot dog, break it in half, and stuff both pieces in your ears. LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON! lmao ya old people dgaf!
Happy Friday!!!!
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