Hot Slut Of The Day!
This priceless picture from TMZ shows three different shades of dontgiveafuck. King Carl XVI Gustaf and Queen Silva of Sweden were hollerin’ out cheers of YAAASSSS! during their country’s Olympic handball match against Denmark on Wednesday night when ole’ girl down there let them know she wasn’t having any of their loud team spirit in her ears.
Queen Silva don’t give a shit and is letting a grumpy trick know she don’t give a shit. King Carl don’t give a shit and is yelling into a hand tunnel that send his screams shooting straight past ole’ girl’s fun-hating ear. And homegirl REALLY don’t give a shit that the King and Queen of Sweden can sentence her to a torturous punishment (example: putting together an Ikea bookshelf without instructions or an allen key) for treason.
They’re all Hot Sluts, but the pile of grouch who is not here for the King and Queen’s cheers gets the HSOTD stamp of approval. Because her ear-covering hate reminds me of when my abuelita went to my mom’s best friend’s house. My mom’s best friend’s house smelled like pure dog piss. It was like being trapped in a dog’s bladder. My mom and all of us did the polite thing by breathing out of our mouths (even though I could pretty much taste it), but my abuelita was too old for that polite shit. She walked in, made an “I’m grossed out” face and then plugged her nose with her fingers. She sat next to my mom on the couch with her fingers pinching her smelling holes and she did that the entire time. She finally couldn’t take that canine golden shower shit and told us she was going to wait outside.
And that’s when I knew that the age to be is the age when you throw out the need to be polite with the need to give a shit about anything.