Monday, August 13th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 10th!
Not having money for an epidural, Honey Boo Boo's family assists Chickadee with "down home" pain meds for childbirth. - turnelbup
Runners-up:
Jessica Simpson, in a desperate attempt to lose weight, thought she was pouring all of her booze down the sink. Turned out it was just Papa Joe's mouth. - KA
What did you expect when you asked Randy Travis if he's interested in a 3-way with waitresses? - ProfessorVP
"Once you ladies have finished topping up the fluids could you clean the exhaust pipe?" - I am Legend
via Fail Blog
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers enjoying his pre-flight ritual.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
This is the punishment that awaits the Russian gymnasts for not getting the gold.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Suri Cruise tries to erase the memories of her Scientologist childhood.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
It's a backstage look at John Travolta preparing for his make out scene with a female actress.
Chernobl cocktail hour.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
NAC-but, with the MIL visiting, this seems such a civilized method of coping.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Introducing the Lindsay Lohan reality tour. For only $25, you live a day in her life without the lasting effects of a ruined career.
"Once you ladies have finished topping up the fluids could you clean the exhaust pipe?"
Funnel Friday with Michael K
EHRMAHGERD!
Lime? Um, can I get a lime?
Suspecting Marcokehead Molinari of snitching to the Hollywood Insider, Smelly Pattinson's minions waterboard the fat coker with a West Coast Long Island iced tea.
Fishbowl Funnel Fridays are the new Thirsty Thursdays.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
The bartender thought, for a second, that he should call a cab for Lindsay Lohan....and then changed his mind.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Pt. 1 of An Irish Wake - make sure the Hibernian isn't faking.
**edited, I thought better of my last caption**
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Pledge Night at Sigma Phi: "Just a little more bro, then you can forget you ever saw the Octomom sex tape!"
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Charlie's cut down to one drink a day. Winning!
Are you sure this is how the frat makes a Long Island Iced Tea?
Snookie's Boyfriend prepares for the arrival of Baby
********* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Dude ordered a Lindsay Lohan
********* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Now we know how Papa Joe got the Dui & how much liquor it takes to equal Jessica's milk flow.
Lindsay Lohan Iced Tea. She'll have the ice in the morning.
It's like catching fruit flies with vinegar. Oh. Wait.
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Bartenders at The Long Island Iced Team expect "just the tip."
The Snookitini: a Long Island Iced Tea funnelled on the Jersey Shore by a guido.
Submitted by ProfessorVP on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 6:21pm.
What did you expect when you asked Randy Travis if he's interested in a 3-way with waitresses?
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LOL! I think we have a winner!
Paw Paw Simpson stopped off for a drink on the way home.
What did you expect when you asked Randy Travis if he's interested in a 3-way with waitresses?
Just another Monday night for Jack-n-the-hat.
Ok now pull out the booze bottles and piss in the spout and you have made a "Kardashian" straight up. ......
Its a pain in the ass doing shots with Abigail and Brittany!
In the first comic, Marvel shows how their newest super hero- "Fratman" was forged into existence.
Pawpaw Simpson stopped off for a drink on the way home.
Please....."Brigitte" shots are like, so 90's.
A waterboarding booze cruise.
Joe Simpson prepares for his Sunday Sermon.
Hahahaha!!!!
We all miss Amy Winehouse.
AHHHH, there's nothing like taking 4 shots to the face.
The Kardashians will just swallow anything poured down their throats.
... and top off with Popov.
Now we know how Papa Joe's DUI started and how much liquor it takes to equal Jessica's milk flow.
Kathie Lee Gifford has repeatedly expressed her admiration for Dr. Kevorkian, adding her opinion that assisted suicide should be "like a Fun Ship cruise."
Auditions for next season's 'Jersey Shore'
An AA loophole: if it comes out of one funnel, it still counts as one bottle.
Lohans protein shake
Total Recall gave me Total Renal Failure after having to hit the bars to forget that shitfest.
After years of being forced to drink Captain Xenu, Xenu Morgan, and Xenumeister, Katie Holmes finally gets to drink the REAL devil's nectar.
Typical Monday morning for Lindsey Lohan
Amanda Bynes can try to 'Out-Lohan' Lohan all she wants, just be careful not to blow through all that 'She's The Man' money. That shit don't last forever.