The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 10th!

Not having money for an epidural, Honey Boo Boo's family assists Chickadee with "down home" pain meds for childbirth. - turnelbup

Runners-up:

Jessica Simpson, in a desperate attempt to lose weight, thought she was pouring all of her booze down the sink. Turned out it was just Papa Joe's mouth. - KA

What did you expect when you asked Randy Travis if he's interested in a 3-way with waitresses? - ProfessorVP

"Once you ladies have finished topping up the fluids could you clean the exhaust pipe?" - I am Legend

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 10:28am.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:12pm.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:10pm.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:44pm.

Room service brings breakfast for Andy Dick.

Submitted by Strepsi on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 2:18pm.

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 7:52pm.

This is me getting ready to see Twatlight Breaking Hymens Two.

Submitted by Peanuts4u on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 7:12pm.

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Submitted by Strepsi on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 3:18pm.

Meanwhile, in New Jersey, Chris Christie reacts to not getting the Republican Vice Presidential Nomination.

Submitted by skd977 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:57pm.

I ordered a Lindsay Lohan and the idiot bartender gave me a Brigitte Nielsen.

Submitted by Chilly on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:52pm.

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:52pm.

Brad Pitt right before he said, "Let's get married".

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:36pm.

Lindsay's auditioning for boyfriends again...

Submitted by Shane D. on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:29pm.

A startling image from the embalming room at Lohan & Sons Funeral Home.

Submitted by skabazzle on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 10:28am.

If you stick around for a few minutes, you'll see a repeat performance where all the liquor is funneled into a different kind of bowl: the toilet bowl.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 8:53am.

Jack n the hat. "Right, now I'm ready to log on to DListed" :)

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Submitted by Half Empty on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 6:44am.

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Paul Nassif: I want every thing back I ever injected into Adrienne's face. Here's the list.

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Mel Gibson getting his facial colonic BEFORE the f'ing jacuzzi!!

Submitted by Pat MaGroin on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 2:37am.

Randy Travis prepares for his "running out for cigarettes" ritual.

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:22am.

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Submitted by KA on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 1:04am.

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Brad's prep before marrying Angie.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:46pm.

and this, medical residents, is the proper procedure for performing a "Keith Richards oil change".

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:34pm.

Lilo's attorney claims that police secured her car accident confession by 'liquorboarding' her.

Submitted by metric on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:18pm.

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Submitted by Coffy73 on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 9:43pm.

Honey Boo Boo chile's family celebrates the premiere of their new reality show by having each daughter choose a different liquor to pour down moms throat.

Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 9:22pm.

Brad Pitt getting ready to go home to Angie.

Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 9:18pm.

John Travolta preparing for a sex scene with a woman.

Submitted by lislop on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 9:17pm.

Ryan Lochte's usual night out.