Friday, August 10th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Lana Del Rey's in Italian Vogue and her inflated lips have got me craving Hillshire Farms Polksa Kielbasa - Drunken Stepfather

I hope that Bradley Cooper is saying to John Travolta: "Grrrrrl, fix that wig!" - Lainey Gossip 

But I bet Derek Hough's gay bar hissy fit included a kick ball change and a few twirls - Celebitchy

Shouldn't Gwen Stefani's ass have foundation and lipstick all on it? Gavin Rossdale is so not going to like her butt if it's not painted up. - The Superficial 

Well, the ass on top of Pat Robertson's neck constantly births out trash balls of shit, so it is possible - Towleroad

I hope Posh wears the little Gucci dress for the Spice Girls' reunion at the Olympic Closing Ceremony - The Berry 

Cheetopatra, comin' atcha - Popsugar

I don't eat vegetables or have any plants, so I don't know what kind of weird alien broccoli tree Pink's carrying - Hollywood Tuna 

Why is Kerry Washington wearing one of Suri's old dresses? - Popoholic

For why is Snooki not in these pictures? - Cityrag

Moves like Chandler - Videogum

Conclusion: cats are ninjas - OMG Blog

And Kim Kuntrashian will name her baby Periwinkle Fern - ICYDK

Taylor Lautner is auditioning beards, I see - Just Jared 

Bubbles can sniff a gold digging bitch out - Hollywood Rag 

"My marriage is perfect! My husband loves vagina! I love penis! Wicked Wisdom!" - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


Gwen's body looks hawt. Sans fard, she still looks cute.

But this Lana bitch -- can't fucking stand her and her botoxed face and injected lips.

UltraBaroque's picture

What happened to Taylor Lautner's twiceps? Where are all Jacob muscles?

Lucifer_Sam's picture

@ GG

He can pass it over to me, in that case. It's hardly perfect, but I'd tap it.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Speaking of Chandler, did anybody catch "Go On", Matthew Perry's new show? It was laugh out loud funny.

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DianaDeath's picture

So sick of Lizzie fucking Grant!!!

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Gardening Girl's picture

Yes, Gwen has a nice ass. Too bad its not an ass Gavin wants to tap.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Gwen GO ON WITH YOUR HOT SELF!

Nice ass bitch!

ditquoi's picture

Why do her breasts look like pecs? Must be that janky ass highlighting job 8-P

Lucifer_Sam's picture

@ Bendy

I haven't heard this - yet. But then I haven't been keeping up with the Olympics news in the last couple of days. Exciting if true!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Gwen Stefani needs to back. that. thang. UP.
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Gardening Girl's picture

I see Lana del Queef is last to board the 60's-"Mad Men"-look train.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 5:47pm.
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Lucy, there is a rumor that my man Gandy, Moss and other Brit models will do some type of fashion show highlighting British designers in the closing olympic ceremony. Have you heard this?

PuckBuddy's picture

Lana was totally my girlcrush. Her songs pretty much suck, but I think she's so hot (when she fixes those fucking lips).

Lindsey Lohan trying to be Lana ruins it for me. Now the only chick I'd go gay for is Amber Heard.

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Damn, Posh looks on point at that rehearsal shit. Baby Spice is wearing the dress I wore today and Geri Halliwell of course is a 45 year old dressed like a teenager.

Why the fuck are they dragging these people out of the 90s to do the closing ceremony? It's just as bad as when they hauled McCartney's ass out of the 60s for the opening ceremony. I don't even like Adele, but isn't she a better representative of British music TODAY than shit from 20-50 years ago? Never change, Britain.

unemployed_bum's picture

MK, I love you soley based on you sharing the link to the Chandler video

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

mefunigirl's picture

If she closed her mouth, I love that sort of style. but it looks like she has a backassword overbite, and what does grimacing like that supposed to mean?

why does john refuse to be who he is? at 58 you should have come to terms with that a long time ago.

and jadas leg is just weird. I know its from working out, but I find it weird to see every freakin muscle like those anatomical figures we have in health class, you know, the ones that showed us all the muscles.

my say something nice: Pinks baby is adorable.

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God I just want to punch Lana Del Ray in the face AND her PR firm, cuz this trick ain't gonna happen.

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Gwen has a great butt!!!

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parissucksliterally's picture

I cannot stand this girl. Something about her annoys the fuck out of me!

I dreamed I hung out w Gwen and Tony, had drinks, they sang in a teeny tiny club.....and I was friends with them....hahahaha

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Lisbet459's picture

Wait, what the hell does Gwen Stefani look like without makeup?

I heart Chandler Muriel Bing.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Never mind that hideous day-glo rayon dress, what the fuck is Kerry Washington doing to her face?

Event Horizon's picture

Did they photoshop her nips out? Have we moved from big fake boobs to barbie fake boobs? Why do her boobs look like that?

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Ugly. And is that weird shading supposed to be tits