YOU Want To Believe
The truth is out there and apparently David Duchovny is trying to find the truth in Gillian Anderson's punane. Nerds are jizzing themselves into a coma after Celeb Dirty Laundry said yesterday that Gillian and her kids are living with sexaholic David Duchovny in Los Angeles. Crazy Days and Nights recently revealed that his "two sort of married co-stars are living together" blind item from 2011 was about Gillian and David. This probably not true rumor will make some of your nipples hard with excitement, but my nipples will only get hard with excitement when Celeb Dirty Laundry posts a story about how one of my favorite TV couples, Beecher and Keller from OZ, are shacking up together in an apartment that looks like a jail cell.
Gillian recently broke up with her partner of a million years and David and Tea Leoni broke up for good last year. CDL doesn't say much about this rumor except that Mulder and Scully have been exploring each other's Uranuses for some time. They also point to an interview Gillian gave to The Sunday Times Magazine where she plays coy about having a full-time hump partner in her life:
I ask if she has a partner at the moment. Her answer is peculiar. “Um…yes…umm…umm…” There is a long pause. “Say yes,” she stutters finally.
Is this one we know about, I say, the father of the two youngest children, or a new one? “Umm, no, no… why do you ask me?” she counters.
If you still want to believe, then plug your eyes so you won't have to read what David Duchovny's spokeswhore said about this come-to-life fanfic shit. David's rep broke nerd boners when they told Wonderwall that the rumor is fake.
So who is Gillian partnering up with then? My guess is that she's shacking up with Flukeman. I mean, can you imagine the things that mouth can do?
Here's David carrying some Chinese takeout in L.A. the other day. Yes, you can still write in your Mulder and Scully erotic fanfiction novel that he waltzed into his house and let Gillian eat lo mein noodles off his taint.
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OT: Amy Crackhouse's ex is apparently in a coma:
http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20120809/b3366...
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:20am.
And who'd knowingly enter a relationship with a man who can't keep it in his pants? I mean, I'd probably hit it if he wore three condoms, but a relationship?
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What kind of question is that for a Dlister to be asking? She just wants some good dick! Who said anything about a relationship? Just because it's been going on for a while doesn't mean it is a relationship, dammit.
Hekki, I am disappoint.
(I agree though about the multiple condoms - he is a world famous slut)
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:52am.
I keep seeing him on the East Side with his guitar. He looks kind of sleazy.
Yeah, I could see that. He has a bit of a creeper vibe about him.
Here is Gillian doing an interview in a full-on English accent, but in general has an American accent.
Jolly good!
English:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaUOqgZgAM
American:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mb3Cle-_VU&feature=related
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Dark-sided!
I don't believe this story but, there has looooong been a rumor that her oldest kid, a daughter named Piper, is DD's...the daughter is 17 or 18 now or something like that and was born during the Sex Files, oops I mean the X Files TV show (LOOOOOOOOVE THAT SHOW!!!).
And I mean, who wouldn't fuck on Mulder if they had the chance?
Is there no way Doug Whatshisname and 45-year-old-17-year-old Courtney Stodden could get in on this? He was on one episode of the X Files once.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:22am.
I thought she was a gayelle.
^^^^^^^^^^
Me too. I also remember all the rumors that she seriously hated him and how the show's set was just toxic. For some reason, I keep seeing him on the East Side with his guitar. He looks kind of sleazy.
Bigbendy: "We are even going on a diet so we won't be too fat for you to talk to us."
LOL, and you had to make it a jizzum diet Bendy :(
There's a creepy "theory" in here somewhere.
OffT - Blaaaaake is in an OD coma; E! had reported
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*going to get out the X-Files DVDs*
@ SANS FARDS
Thank you - I was looking for you yesterday to show you! It is thanks to your dedication and Loopy's that this beautiful soul somersaulted his way into my heart.
@ Juniperjump
Pretty, and flies like a rocket! <3
My husband and I are going nuts over the very possibility of this. Yeah, we're complete nerds.
Ho-lee shit. Please let this be true! I WANT TO BELIEVE!!! This would only be better if the Lone Gunmen were living in the apartment above their garage. Ridiculously embarrassing confession: I used to write NC-17 X-Files fan fiction back in the day.
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Devil's advocate.
I love Nguyen too... I'm appreciating the avatar. He's so.. pretty.
I LOVE this rumour. Strangely enough I don't think they ever were getting it on during the X-Files. I think there was chemistry - obviously - we all could see it, but for some reason I do believe that they were generally with other people and it never happened.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:26am.
"Beecher and Keller from OZ, are shacking up together in an apartment that looks like a jail cell."
YES.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
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SUCKY, where have you been? Lucy and I were just talking about how much we missed you. We are even going on a diet so we won't be too fat for you to talk to us.
Lucifer, LOVE the avatar. Marcel Nguyen is a beautiful man.
As for these two....the amount of innuendo in episodes of the X Files is ridiculous. I'd be surprised if they weren't banging the entire time.
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loopygorilla: *goes back to playing catch the ball with E.T.*
I'm nervous to know what this means...
Never watched X-Files. Don't really care about this. Wake me when Duchovny fucks a parking meter.
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"Beecher and Keller from OZ, are shacking up together in an apartment that looks like a jail cell."
YES.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
yawn, these two bore me.... *goes back to playing catch the ball with E.T.*
My inner 90's X-Files geek loves this. My outer 10's boring housewife exterior also loves this. Who needs personal growth?
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I thought she was a gayelle.
Are they hoping to get some Robsten-style attention?
And who'd knowingly enter a relationship with a man who can't keep it in his pants? I mean, I'd probably hit it if he wore three condoms, but a relationship?
Plus, he still loves Tea Leoni.
Don't give a shout about these two, but that X-Files movie was one of the worst things I ever saw.