Sashay Away. | Dlisted

That "sashay away" is directed toward me for committing an act against beauty and glamour by getting subtle shades of RuPaul vibes from the cover of Vogue's September issue with Lady CaCa all over it. I know, as punishment, I need to shuffle into the Interior Illusions lounge, untuck whatever shame I have left and let the queens take turns throwing Popov cocktails (don't waste Absolut on me) into my face. Somebody should yank Anna Wintour's bangs for this too, because if she wanted to serve up some dandelion RuPaul realness on the cover of Vogue, she should've served up the real thing instead of this. Because when I really open my eyes, CaCa looks more like an electrocuted Lorax tree or like a troll doll dildo that's been used one too many times. (Side note: Please tell me troll doll dildos exist in this life.)

Here's another picture of CaCa in Vogue and they broke all their copies of Photoshop while touching up that naked picture of her. I see they overused the "Jennifer Grey" tool on that bitch's nose.

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Lady GaGa • Photoshop Awards

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:35pm.

ha ha Elbebe, I saw that earlier, such a shame, Lilo and Brit Brit will end up just like her too

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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."

Submitted by bitchSpray on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:35pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:34pm.

So, I am bored and googled "troll doll dildo" and couldn't find anything. "Troll doll sex toy" also didn't bring up any results. However, I did find this hilarious page of "Unnatural Dildos and Dongs" that includes things like "The Chubby Girl" (out of stock), the Frankenstein, and the Baseball Banger.

http://www.sextoy.com/Dildos/Unnatural-Dildos-and-Dongs?cid=591

thanks so much for the link, made my day. especially THE CANNON, lol

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:34pm.

this is off topic (well it's about magazines) I just figured out that since I have a NYer subscription I can go on the website and get any story they ever ran! I am looking up some of my fav authors (I'm doing Zadie Smith right now) and printing out everything they ever had published in there, YAY! this is so awesome, LOL (geeeeek)

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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:34pm.

Speaking of Vogue.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2185897/Naomi-Campbells-sho...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:32pm.

Hm, the only real atrocity I see is that dress, which makes it look like she's carrying some sort of late-stage pregnancy in her thighs. Really stupid, cuz the fabric and color are too cool.

Love that second pic! To me it conjures Catherine Deneuve playing Eliza Doolittle trying on those crazy-huge Cecil Beaton hats for the Ascot scene.

Anyway, Gaga needs to start making some good records or give it up. Her outrageous™ schtick hit its sell-by date with the meat dress. When it comes to hot and smart, women like Garfunkel and Oates are eating the lunch of the bloated "superstar" economic model anyway.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Submitted by Im the Mary on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:32pm.

Would one need a special hat closet for such an elaborate chapeau? How would it fit in a bag to bring it home from the store? So many questions I have to think about. I was happier 5 minutes ago when I had no idea such gigantic hats existed! I have to go breathe into a paper bag.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:31pm.

@Louise- The feet dildos scare me! WTF? Feet are meant to be in shoes, real or rubber, not in your vag!

Submitted by guest on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:31pm.

Jaclyn from BP looks just like her.

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:30pm.

I swear i thought that was RuPaul upon first glance.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:30pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:56pm.

if you have same weather there we have up here today, buy a bag o ice to sit on during the ride home

/looking at 105 fucking degrees today

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:28pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:48pm.

I thought the same thing about Octomom. LOL She's probably trying to sue them for using the term "Octo".

Some of the toys at that site are kind of scary, like the Fat Man Mega Dong (words I never thought I'd type in my life).

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:26pm.

Back in a while gang, going to take moms to the walmarts.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:25pm.

The only thing she has going is that she's thin! Other than that she's ordinary with a beak!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:24pm.

Think I CARE to know Lady Gaga?
Think again.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:23pm.

LOVE the hat!!!

Gaga as Ru is funny stuff.
how sad is it that Patrick Swayze made a better looking woman than Gaga?

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

Submitted by Katieh on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:23pm.

Gosh, that hat is bigger than her! I really hate short people, I find them so unattractive.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:21pm.

Madge, I could have sworn she said she was going a way for a while...cunt just cant keep away!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:21pm.

I hate Caca. HATE HATE HATE. But I am FORCED to listen to that shit Alejandro because my mini Bieber wannabe makes me play it EVERY FUCKING MORNING.

*poker face*

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:19pm.

I don't have any real hate for Gaga, but she's boring me lately. She should go away for awhile.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:18pm.

BROWN POOPY CACA IS IN VOGUE RIGHT NOW. OK. LIGHTEN UP IT'S JUST FASHION.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:18pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:34pm.

I wonder if Octomom uses an "Octopenis", and I am sure Obama is thrilled with his likeness being on "The Head of State" dildo.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:17pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:31pm.
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I'm still hypnotized by your avi. I'm all "scroll, scroll, scroll.....STOP."
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:14pm.

Ehhhh, What's up Doc?

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:13pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:34pm.

LOL@ "Belladonna's bitch fist". AHAHAHAHA! I have seen her porn, and she DOES have a bitch fist!

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:13pm.

She can look really cute when she wants to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVEG793G3N4

"I don't know her." - Mimi

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:12pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 1:36pm.
I've never bought Vogue. The first half of it is filled with pointless Ad Campaigns; the second half is filled with pointless celebrities and more Ad Campaigns. On top of that it costs nearly £5 - to look at ads for stupid shit I don't want.
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Lucifer, we used to buy it in high school to get ideas or straight up copy shit and make our own gear. We used it for ideas really...no way in hell we could have afforded anything in that rag.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:11pm.

Think you know Lady Gaga, THINK AGAIN!!!

OHHHH I can't wait to hear what she shits out, " I was fat in school and no one loved me" whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

"I once had a zit on my ass for three months"
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"I was stood up once"
whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"My daddy touched me"
Whaaa.....wait a minute, what?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:07pm.

Ode to Cecil Beaton and My Fair Lady 50 years ago in that hat pic.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:07pm.

SUCKY MOTHERFUCKER GET BACK UNDER MY DESK
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:06pm.

THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT CACA IN YOUR PANTS? THINK AGAIN.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:06pm.

I've never bought Vogue. The first half of it is filled with pointless Ad Campaigns; the second half is filled with pointless celebrities and more Ad Campaigns. On top of that it costs nearly £5 - to look at ads for stupid shit I don't want.

I'm more of an Elle girl; but, that being said, the last Elle I ever bought was when I was in New York nearly two years ago. I have not bought a single magazine since then.

Submitted by Sophia.Pehawkins on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:05pm.

She said as much on her twitter:

"Who else sees me channeling @RuPaul on the COVER of VOGUE. If only I was as fierce as you bitch. I did try to come for you with that weave."

Though admitting it, doesn't make it any less wrong. She wishes to be as fabulous as RuPaul.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:04pm.

http://www.sextoy.com/Dildos/Unnatural-Dildos-and-Dongs?cid=591

Submitted by guest on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:26pm.

Ahahahaha. Thxs much!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:01pm.

I think she loks gorg, but yeah, photoshop was involved! LOL

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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:01pm.

"Think you know Lady Gaga?"

No.