Thursday, August 9th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By The Forever Glamorous Sharon Stone

I hear you saying to yourself, "Michael, are you sure this isn't really the komodo dragon who almost bit off Sharon Stone's ex-husband's foot?"

No, you bitch, of course it's not. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if Sharon Stone's tongue jumped out of her mouth when a fly flew near her snatched face.

This is Sharon Stone trying to move the one movable muscle in her face while shooting scenes with Andy Garcia in Bucharest, Romania for the movie What About Love. It looks more like Sharon is shooting scenes for MEOW: The Jocelyn Wildenstein Story. Looking like Cheetara as Catherine Deneuve and shit. Bitch's face is pulled so tight that I'm surprised she can open her mouth wide enough to stick that cigarette in there. She probably smokes it through her nostril. I'm not one to talk, because when I had my wisdom teeth pulled out, they told me to not smoke or suck for three days. ("But Michael, I remember when you had your wisdom teeth pulled and I read a few Dlisted posts the day after and you still sucked." - you being a bitch again) I was so hard up for just one toke of the good shit that I slapped the bottom of a rock when I shoved a vaporizer straw in my nostril and inhaled. What a tragic image.

And if you're going to get your face pulled into another dimension, do it the way Sharon Stone did it. Tell your plastic surgeon to tuck your face until your only expression is: bitchy Siamese cat.

Posted by: Michael K


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LaChaylo, lalalalalallallalalala don't want no fapping to interrupt my fapping! Go fap over there! lalalalalalala

Hi LaChaylo! *waves hi hi hi* ;)

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:06pm.

Loopy, the French judo god will be haunting me in my dreams, I hope.

*rubs tiger balm on fapping hand*

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if he took you on LeChaylo, he would pin you down, wrestle you around, spread it, ohhh can you just imagine the positions!!!

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Loopy, the French judo god will be haunting me in my dreams, I hope.

*rubs tiger balm on fapping hand*

WithinReason...'s picture

One could bounce off that ass Loopy, no wonder it ripped the suit! Bacony, has a great eye!

Only your wrists, um ha ha ha ha ha.

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omg how did i miss ricky berrens hot ass cheeks!!! hot damn, i want to rest my face it , as long as he doesnt fart.

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Within: No wonder it took you a while, look, click, fap, look, click, fap fap fap, look. Right? :)

How you doing today?

ETA: ONLY 200,000!! lol

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umm im good, just sore wrists :P

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Loops, you outdid yourself. There were some incredible specimens in your collection. Well done, it can't have been easy. Yes, Matt is omg gorgeous but there were some hottays good lordy in that list! No wonder it took you a while, look, click, fap, look, click, fap fap fap, look. Right? :)

How you doing today?

ETA: ONLY 200,000!! lol

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 10:58pm.

hahahaha yeah sooo many talents in sooo many fields lol

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TY loopy, for this beautiful catalogue of awesomeness.
I take Great Britain`s High Jumper. Now excuse me for a few minutes.....

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@within

no fucking wonder they are handing out 200,000 condoms!!! ggeeeebuzzz i mean hello, GOD i hate the lucky women who are banging those guys right now.

WithinReason...'s picture

Loopys, are you kidding? EVERYONE APPRECIATED IT!!! Wooo woooo woooo hooo hoooo!

@harperhaper, it was Kikichanelconspiracy, ok kiki! :)

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and how HOT is matthew reader?! loooorrrdd *fans self*

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*Bows*

i thought you all would appreciate the list of talent from the olmypics.

there is something there for everybody lol

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Hello everyone! Just dropped in to say that I can't remember whO here is having hot Gary Oldman dreams - but I had one lAst night. .
Well it was hot for me - however I got the feeling that Gary wasn't too impressed.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:40pm.

/falls prostrate at the alter of the Church of Loopyology

//Loopy bless you, Loopy. Loopy bless you.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Bacony, *fans self at Ricky Berens pics* oh my BaconSlut, he was TOO MUCH for the suit! haha haha

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M.E. - the spider in the ear? This is me right now: http://www.gifflix.com/media/8535/Hugh_Laurie_Scream/

Jesus Christ. *shudder, gags*

Ditquoi - congratulations on your little dude.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:40pm.
Loopy's Men Watch Olympic Collection

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*dies*

girl, those are the GOODS.

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"SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!"

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Haha Bebeh! You know it, prepare the groundwork for THE VISIT, well planned! Believe me, yours can't be worse than mine! [Nightmare of politics] Yeah, it's been a long week. Hope it gets resolved for you soon. ♥

Ooh the vacay is for your birthday, hehehehe *so excited* plus Loopy's collection of links cheers one up, doesn't it! hehehe

*Deposits $20 for the too early to retire fund* :P

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Loopy, ok, now that I've had time to study your links... that was LICKWORTHY! You've redeemed yourself hahaha

Matthew is in league all his own... wrestlers ARE AWESOME, water polo players (without hats) are gorge... all the visible DONGS,... hot swimmers,... vaulters and RIPPLY NIPPLY gymnasts... as well as all those who posed nekkid, I salute you and MASTER LOOPS! *licks screen* hahaha

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 8:19pm.

No, BH and I are having dinner with them on the way back from a mini-vacation in a couple of weeks. I may be able to get away with "the call" until we get closer to my birfday.

Today was good, have mindless stuff to deal with tomorrow and hoping to call it a day early. You?

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@Loopy and anyone else who appreciates the perfect male ass:

Be sure to Google "Ricky Berens suit rip pic". Tiz a booooooooootiful thing!

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Aww bebeh, the DREADED phone call, you had your hands full then! Hopefully there will be no follow-up calls till next month! lol Otherwise, day's looking up?

*The work week's almost OVER!! YAY*

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Loopy!! Magnificent job on the research, my friend! This is a great tool *giggle* in case you happen to be walking around the Olympic Village - it's like a dessert menu!!

That picture of Daniel Leyva swinging it, I wish we could see more...

Nothing bad to say about Sharon Stone. She does it better than anyone else!

@Loopy

I LOVE you and thank you for this list! *preparing Olympic fapping callouses to welcome more to the family*

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off to the county fair, to see some real show pigs! Hope my favs win lots of blue ribbons.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:29pm
You will!!!! I feel it in my bones:) You are just to neat not to meet that guy.

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Loopy -THANKS HON! I GOTS MY NEW SCREEN SAVER!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:50pm.

I love to stop in, but the last few days have just been cray-cray. Lost last night to a "checking in" phone call with the parents...

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:40pm.
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Fantastic work on the 'research'...I'll take the Canadian fencer, thank you.

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@GG, vag is great cuz I had a C. Don't know why I protested so...it was terrific, particularly the drugs. ;)

@Few Words, his initials (almost) spell LIFE :)

@ Everyone, you all are very kind and your well wishes mean a lot. Blessings to you all.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY!
It only took like 12 hours to DELIVER!
*he gave a teaser last night* lmao

Wow wow wow. ok I need a moment to peruse the beefcake!.....

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Bebeh, I was wondering where you'd gone to? lol finally you thought to visit! hi hi hi hi hi! ☺☺☺☺

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Loopy, thank you VERY much for taking one for the team and compiling this list...

Canadian SMOLDERING HOT beach volleyball player Matthew Reader

Please excuse me while I change my boxer briefs.

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Loopy's Men Watch Olympic Collection

I'm adjusting my ass on my seat with my popcorn next to me.

LET'S DO THIS!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:34pm.

Ummmm...can you give a rough co-ordinate to your location???? :P

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N42, W69 ;-)

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Loopy's Men Watch Olympic Collection

I worked hard perving through rain, wind, sunshine, more rain, across 8 Olympic channels, to make this list, so yal better not complain because if I didn't include your imaginary boyfriend, its not my fault. Perve amongst yourselves, i gotta go have breakfast.

Great Britain high jumper Robbie Grabarz nude at the village
http://i.imgur.com/sVukj.jpg

Argentinean gymnast Federico Molinari
http://www.psicodeportes.com/imagen/galeria/gr/Federico_molinari_y_Patri...

Brazilian judo Leandro Guilheiro
http://www.cmcbugg.webspace.virginmedia.com/olympics/Leandro1.png

Puerto Rican gymnast Tommy Ramos
http://projectqatlanta.com/images/uploads/projectq_morning_fix_tommy_ram...

USA wrestler Ellis Coleman
http://www.whatdadizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/EllisColeman20111...

Canadian fencer Philippe Beaudry http://www.langfieldentertainment.com/images/MAY%202012/Philippe%20Beaud...

Canadian rower Peter Reed
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gLppD80dHnc/TYDTUBv2QEI/AAAAAAAAARg/HGqVRKtRIm...

Canadian canoeist Mark Oldershaw
http://malecelebbio.com/gallery/2012/06/Mark-Oldershaw-11.jpg

Canadian Judo Sergio Pessoa
http://www.sportsnet.ca/olympics/2012/04/26/pessoa_sergio640_640.jpg

Canadian SMOLDERING HOT beach volleyball player
Matthew Reader
http://sharpformen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Martin-Reader-31.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yctey1I71rs15z6o1_500.jpg
http://worldredeye.com/wp-content/uploads/massupload/49713732-Martin-Rea...

French swimmer Camille Lacourt
http://s.plurielles.fr/mmdia/i/80/5/camille-lacourt-10705805bwpeo.jpg?v=...

USA swimmer Nathan Adrian
http://assets.poponthepop.com/photos/full/nathan-adrian-speedo.jpg

South African swimmer Cameron van der Burgh
http://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii539/ryantheman51/utf-8BQ2FtLmpwZw-...

Team Great British Dong swimmers
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/19/article-1324320027239-0F39B05B00...

If you're into older salt and pepper guys, Bulgaria's gymnast Jordan Jotchev
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/07/Jordan-Jovtchev-2.png
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57525/sasukepedia/images/6/60/Jovt...

Israeli gymnast Alexander Shatilov
http://i.imgur.com/QtDlX.jpg

Austrian gymnast Fabian Leimlehner
http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd513/sgu_kino/fabian_leimlehner_hot...
http://i.imgur.com/vwvZ8.jpg

Israel judo Goran Pollack
http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p501/ido8000/GolanPollack.jpg

Team Great Brit dong rowers
http://i.imgur.com/o4qf1.jpg

My imaginary boyfriend German gymnast Philipp Boy
http://www.aussielicious.com.au/images/1207/PHILIPP-DAVID-BOY-1.jpg
http://www.aussielicious.com.au/images/1207/PHILIPP-DAVID-BOY-2.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lz9Lf6CiTzI/UBZuKD4aibI/AAAAAAAAKYw/f1_AdSegQY...

Swedish decathlete Björn Barrefors
http://i.imgur.com/Qokgh.jpg

South Africa swimmer Chad Le Clos
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/img/1208/chad120801.jpg

Netherlands gymnast Epke Zonderland (studying to be a surgeon!! SCORE!!)
http://www.imagenery.net/gold1.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EALoG3MDPdI/UBbqJaEpdPI/AAAAAAAAKmY/UWr1zcBCf8...

Great Britain Pole vaulter Steven Lewis
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=151125

US gymnast Sam Mikulak
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hottest-gymnasts-sam...

Olympic wrestlers in doggy style position
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=151039

Russian gymnast David Belyavskiy
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hottest-gymnasts-dav...

Austrian gymnast Fabian Leimlehner
http://pheeno.com.br/uploads/2012/08/hottest-gymnasts-fabian-leimlehner....

British gymnast Louis Smith
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WwzhBwA0iO8/UBUaluJC9JI/AAAAAAAAKSE/3bDDAA8mSA...

British swimmer Liam Tancock
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cMH8WGfOPbbI/x610.jpg

French gymnast Hamilton Sabot
http://70.img.v4.skyrock.net/7037/23137037/pics/3107115373_1_3_HI7XYP10....

Italian swimmer Luca Dotto
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/luca-dotto.jpg

USA swimmer Ricky Berens
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/ricky-berens-19.jpg
and his ass http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/2189/slide_2189_2829...

Brazilian diver Hugo Parisi
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hugo-parisi-abs.jpg

USA diver Troy Dumais
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/troy-dumais-speedos....

USA gymnast Danel Lleyva or as MK says Cuban wheel chair jimmy
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tAQd8SlmWbQ/UBUnqu96ifI/AAAAAAAAKWM/VOrQVkjdu4...

Italian gymnast Matteo Morandi
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0A_6IbOqWHg/UBUi1kIkg4I/AAAAAAAAKU0/e7PGrP9vK-...

USA track and field Ashton Easton
http://mlkshk.com/r/HXX0

French judo Teddy Rinner
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Po5B0Qt_MLc/T_C_TMR_OJI/AAAAAAAAvHg/efAEpYCHOV...

Italian men's water polo team
http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/reuters/20110728/14/1001161095-28072011140621....

Montenegro men's water polo team
http://images.sportsworldreport.com/data/images/full/2012/08/08/3428-wat...

Great Britain men's water polo team
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/06/article-2184582-146A3537000005...
https://s3.amazonaws.com/olytech-prod/article_photos/2012-08-07T151413Z_...

USA men's water polo team
http://sissydude.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/8801_54051-1024x682.jpg

Greek water polo player Giorgos Afroudakis
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LikzyndVj-g/S_K0YhgBmpI/AAAAAAABbd8/PH2RAKGEUv...
http://www.sday.gr/getattachment/29a86fb0-2663-4e74-818e-bb6bf626ba15/af...

Australia male rowers
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qcNc8iCI4p4/0.jpg

Italian boxer Clement Russo
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/clemente-russo-boxer...

South Korean gymnast Yang Hak Seon http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8dkam4R8r1r5d6g2o5_500.jpg

Mexican gymnast daniel corral barron
http://i1040.photobucket.com/albums/b408/riverblog/Luglio_2012/2-2.jpg

Greek gymnast vasileios tsolakidis
http://toprosopothsmeras.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/article_image1_1107...

South Korean gymnast
http://i.imgur.com/bcfV8.png
http://i.imgur.com/c7oo7.png

Vietnamese gymnast Phuoc Hung Pham
http://i.imgur.com/IJZk0.jpg

USA gymnast John Orozco
http://media-social.s-msn.com/images/blogs/00070065-0000-0000-0000-00000...
http://newgirlstalkingsports.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/jp-gymnastics-a...

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They blur the faces...too bad the stank eye I gave that car would have been precious!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Hekki's picture

GG: They blurred our faces. But it's unmistakeably us.

Naturally, I was wearing my least fashionable ensemble. At least I didn't look fat.

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Submitted by beb on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:26pm.

Submitted They've got me fondling myself furiously on the front porch, so yeah ICR.

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Ummmm...can you give a rough co-ordinate to your location???? :P

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Well Sharon can play that role perfectly in real life too! And omg, is that really Andy Garcia? Hardly recognized him OLOL

Haha MK, with your mouth all cut up, YA you better have avoided all kinds of SUCKING! ;)

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can be a pushy broad -- everyone calls me Twatty, hon; that's okay! I know exactly what you mean. I did feel true love from this man; I know what you mean about reciprocity. It's too long of a story to go into, but it just didn't work out. I just hope I can feel that love for & from another person so I can forget him.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:21pm.

WHAT!!! You mean they dont photoshope you out of the pic??? OH FUCKEN SHIT!!!! I looked BUSTED when that google car went by my house - overalls with the ass torn out and pockets flapping in the breeze, dirty t with NO BRA and my hair a mess. FUCK ME!!!

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Hi WR! I missed you so. Was having withdrawal symptoms. :-(

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:35pm.
Mr. Hekki just notified me that I'm on Google Street View in front of our building. With the stroller and two of the kids. HAHAHHAHAHA! I'm waving at the google car in a couple of the photos, but I don't remember ever seeing it.
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WHAT!!! You mean they dont photoshope you out of the pic??? OH FUCKEN SHIT!!!! I looked BUSTED when that google car went by my house - overalls with the ass torn out and pockets flapping in the breeze, dirty t with NO BRA and my hair a mess. FUCK ME!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Bebeh, <3

Hi everyone!

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Ditquoi, so happy the baby finally arrived! CONGRATULATIONS!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 7:11pm.

Is your vag ok?

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It's nice to know that we all look out for one another (and their hoohas). Gives me the warm and fuzzies.

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason

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Congratulations ditquoi on safe arrival of new person in your life. :-)