Kristen Stewart Doesn't Want To Show Her Face
RPattz will publicly show his face on The Daily Show on Monday night for the first time since we all learned that contract relationships just aren't what they used to be. Even though RPattz is ready to smear grease glitter all over cameras by showing his face, Kristen Stewart isn't ready yet. KStew is still curled up in the back of her hermit cave and cuddling with the only thing in life that understands her: her bong. The Daily Mail says that KStew has pulled out of the movie Cali, and Radar says that she won't make an appearance at the London screening of her new movie On The Road. A source says that KStew is just too embarrassed and doesn't want Nutty Madam to show up to the premiere and eat her out of rage.
“Kristen won’t be doing the red carpet for On The Road – she’s too ashamed to show her face in public right now. After everything that has been said, and in light of the revelations that she cheated on Robert with director Rupert Sanders, she’s running scared at the moment. There’s also the dilemma of standing next to her co-star in the movie, Tom Sturridge. He’s very close to Rob and Kristen thinks it would be awkward for her to promote the movie on the red carpet alongside him. Kristen is very proud of her work for On The Road, she grew up reading Kerouac novels and this is a production she always wanted to star in. If she appears at the London premiere, it will detract people from the movie itself and Kristen doesn’t want that at all.
It's kind of crazy how some crazies are crucifying this ho because she sucked on the face of a married man. Yeah, sucking on the face of a married man is kind of a dumb and heartless thing to do, but have we ever accused Kristen Stewart of having an actual beating human heart and have we ever accused her brain of producing smart thoughts? Exactly. KStew shouldn't be hiding her face because she rubbed her twat on married man lips in public. Big deal. She should be hiding her face because she was in Twatlight. Now that's some "put your head down and weep" shit.
And the organizers of the On The Road premiere should just grab a piece of water-damaged cardboard, draw a frowny face on it with a faded Sharpie and push it out on the red carpet. Everybody will think it's Kristen Stewart and everybody will say that she's never looked hotter.
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Seriously rolling here at "hiphopanonymous". I throw that into conversations all the time but people look at me like I'm stupid:)
Haha YES! I love saying it and seeing if people get it.
".....KStew is just too embarrassed and doesn't want Nutty Madam to show up to the premiere and eat her out of rage." - MK
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I can see how she could fuck around with a married man. We don't know what he told her. "She doesn't have sex with me anymore." "We're only together for the kids." "She knows I mess around, she doesn't care." "We're separated but still live at the same house." Blah blah blah shit a man will say to get a piece of strange.
What makes her a stone cold whore is that SHE WORKED WITH HIS WIFE! Now that is some sorry shit. Not like she never met the woman ahe was some hiphopannonymous woman.
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Not doing red carpet for your own movie is pretty unprofessional.I could see not doing it if someone in your family died or you had a health problem, but not because you fucked up and the whole world found out.
Hey KStew? Are you happy yet? You screwed up your life and career, so you should be feeling great now!
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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:46pm.
Everyone claims affairs are bad but I see a lot of positive coming out of this one...
The Twihards are in utter turmoil and the box office of Breaking Hymen is likely to be adversely affected.
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Unfortunately, Glambert, you are both.
That's a really childish response from someone who wants to do grown up things with a married man. You did it, you live with the consequences. You still have to fulfill your professional obligations and get on with your life.
This is the best I've ever seen her look.
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:24pm.
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My dad lives in Sun Valley/Ketchum where all the celebrities live in Idaho. Please please please don't wish KStew on Idaho. We've already have to endure Ashton Kutcher and the douche Bruce Willis (Demi knows how to pick 'em!,). I don't want to have to throw up my overpriced burger when she walks into the joint, nor do I want to have to find a new bar because she decided to drown her sorrows in the one I'm at. She should go to... Oklahoma.
dumb.ass. the two of them
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 5:09pm
He's got no fans here, trust. Do the "walk of shame," sure. Not the "ho stroll of sadness, variety of locations." That's what I take exception to.
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Judge not... Y'all are some cold ones. Ok. She did wrong. I'm not defending her but she IS young. and your youth is usually when you do stupid shit that makes you cringe for years. I'm just being honest. We don't have to cheat with married people to empathize. She didnt think she would get caught, or how it would hurt his family if she did. But yes, she needs to go to that premiere. You do bad shit, you still have to face the music suck it up and get over yourself. And chances are, that wasn't the first actress Mr. Director screwed. How about a post where we tear him a new asshole too?
ITA!!!
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Throws a scarlet "A" at both kSpew and Rupert. Wear it Bitches, you both earned it!
Submitted by ewe on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:32pm.
What's all this shit about her being young and making mistakes? When I was 22 I had moved to a new country, gotten my MA, had a job, did volunteer work on the side, and wasn't fucking married men.
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"gotten"? The MA wasn't in English was it? Unless it was an MA in English from the 1400's.
Awwwwww, poor little rich girl grew up reading Jack Kerouac novels. Her PR is working overtime to fix what?
She should get over herself. With her limited range and looks, she can't afford to stall her career at this stage.
Everyone claims affairs are bad but I see a lot of positive coming out of this one...
The Twihards are in utter turmoil and the box office of Breaking Hymen is likely to be adversely affected.
What's all this shit about her being young and making mistakes? When I was 22 I had moved to a new country, gotten my MA, had a job, did volunteer work on the side, and wasn't fucking married men.
Stop acting like 22 is some kind of innocently ignorant age when it's not. Plus, she's grown up in an industry and world where she's seen and heard MORE than the average 22 yo. If anything she should be MORE mature and wordly than you're average 22 yo, not less.
jack-n-the-hat: "You poor thing... May you have an itch in your puss you can never scratch, you cheating whore. Good day."
I love you. End of.
and here's my headline in response to your headline:
"and maybe I don't want to see her face, yes in fact I do not"
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
I didn't know Hollywood was working on ruining Kerouac, too.
Great job KStew. Now while you disappear into Mischa Barton territory we'll have Woe is Sparkles forever. Look what you've done.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I believe she grew up reading Kerouac novels the same way I believe she doesn't inhale.
What a stuck-up little cunt.
Don't understand why this bland bitch is even famous. Not impressed at all.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Kristen Stewarts PR ppl are a bunch of losers.This:
"she grew up reading Kerouac novels, and this is a production she always wanted to star in" LMAO!
Listen Kristen since you seem dumb as shit with no one to give you decent advice, here's what you do:
"Don't complain, Don't explain" When things go wrong STFU. Do your job. Show up. Simple.
She actually looks pretty good in that photo.
Bitch just needs to put on her big girl panties and do her job. A premiere is a safe environment. Her spokes hos could say no questions about her personal life.
It's like she's trying to play victim here, and it ain't working.
Girl, honey, you just be like Scarlette O'Hara and you get yourself a big red dress and a big red hat and a little summer parasol and at the movie premiere y'all march right up to Nutty Melanie with your head held high!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:48pm.
You poor thing... May you have an itch in your puss you can never scratch, you cheating whore. Good day.
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She should be embarrassed. They both should be. Whores.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:56pm.
I've never messed with a married man either or even anyone who was in another relationship and, as far as I know, I've only been cheated on once. I didn't even care, because we were pretty much done at that point anyway. It was with his ex-girlfriend, who he got back with when we broke up. She looked like a naked mole rat with frizzy hair, so I was like good luck with that.
She is really not handling this correctly at all. She's certainly not the first "actress" to get caught rubbing up on a married man. She should just be a diva and own it. Show up at every red carpet, and FFS don't pull out of an upcoming film! It's not that fucking serious. It just makes her look like an unprofessional, hot mess.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Louise: Agree, she shouldn't have said anything.
And for the record, the only time I ever fucked on a married man, I had NO IDEA (he totally lied to me) and when I found out, he was HISTORY.
I'd be afraid of the twihards too. Those bitches be crazy.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:04pm.
Either OWN your inner bitch or STFU. That puts this twat in the STFU column.
Truf! (I'm on Team Own It)
WWMWD? What would Mae West do?
why so down Kstew?? Many people show their faces after doing MUCH worse...i.e. RDJ, Charlie Sheen, men have no shame in being asshole dogs, so why should you...this isn't the 1950's own your inner ho..I am so glad I don't chase fame cause I am a scandalous byatch, and have done things that would make normal women and men cringe...so that is why I have no shame, no one knows me, Thank God, so I can get my freaky freak on and seriously let my freak flag fly....let it go sister, life goes on, you were young and dickmatized, no move on. He is the one who should be blamed after all he is one that was married.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:39pm.
IMO, she handled it wrong from the very beginning by making that dumb public apology or open letter or whatever she called it. She should never have said anything publicly.
You poor thing... May you have an itch in your puss you can never scratch, you cheating whore. Good day.
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ubmitted by skinny fat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:04pm.
Either OWN your inner bitch or STFU. That puts this twat in the STFU column.
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thank you!!!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:35pm.
I'm pretty sure fucking some married asshole and breaking up his family which consists of young children counts for more than "embarrassing stuff". She is 22, not 17. And don't count on her learning any lesson from it, since she's a monumental fucking asshole. The sooner she pisses off altogether the better.
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Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:04pm.
Stewart's anti-star stance is all for show or why would she be the face of Balenciaga and some perfume? Why would she do fashion spreads for Vogue and Elle? She doesn't need any money. She's just like any other little startlet only she put on the pseudo rebel stance. Too much money and ego. Julia Roberts became famous very young and she never ran away and hid or publicly apologized to anyone ever. Either OWN your inner bitch or STFU. That puts this twat in the STFU column.
we could only be so lucky
The only reason I feel sorry for her is because she can't win. If she goes about her business with no shame, she's a shameless hussy. If she hides away, she's being dramatic.
And not to be all Migraineuse, but I think that director took advantage of his position. It happened to me and girlfriends of mine when I was in the real world. Which is not to say that it wasn't consensual, but even smart young women can be persuaded to do stupid things by men in powerful positions.
The girl is a steaming pile of poo when it comes to interviews anyway. They're probably thanking their homewrecking slut stars that she's going to no-show on the carpet.
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SANS FARDS: "KStew would be perfect for the role of Holden...."
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"KStew is just too embarrassed and doesn't want Nutty Madam to show up to the premiere and eat her out of rage."
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Chit! I sprayed coffee all over my desk.
I find it strange that RPattz is going on the Daily Show to discuss this national tragedy. Makes me believe it's really all BS.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:32pm.
Oh please. How much of a drama queen can this girl be?? Didn't she go on and on about how nothing ever happens to her and how she just wishes something exciting would happen? Well, now she's got it and what does she do? "Oh noes! I've got to stuff my face with a tube cookie dough and bong hits in my hidey-hole!" Pffft. If you're acting grown enough to participate in an affair then you're grown enough to face the consequences.
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Well said.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Janice Second
Holden Caulifield is the single worst character in any book I have ever read.
Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 3:34pm.
Hahaha. Holden Caulfield is a whiny bitch. I fwanted to read someone's memoirs about their balls dropping, I'd go googling and try and find my high school boyfriends Livejournal from 1999.
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Actually come to think of it, KStew would be perfect for the role of Holden....
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